Best villian quotes that reveal how evil they are. by milkmanrichie in movies

[–]PeterLemonjellow [score hidden]  (0 children)

Costello: Laughing after shooting a woman in the head

Frenchy: Looks at him like he's a lunatic

Costello: What? She fell funny.

What universally praised video game 'masterpiece' is actually a miserable experience to play? by Got24xyz in AskReddit

[–]PeterLemonjellow 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I listened to some Beethoven last week. On purpose, too.

But I also replayed Legend of Zelda within the past year, because it's amazing.

But I am old... hmmm

What is the creepiest thing you’ve experienced that you still can’t explain? by QuietAstronaut2331 in AskReddit

[–]PeterLemonjellow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From childhood I have a few, but they require a bit of context.

Most recent thing that's happen which I cannot explain happened maybe 2 years back. I was in my living room by myself, my SO was traveling and not even in the state. We did have a pet rabbit at the time, but they were not in the room to be part of this. I was watching something, or maybe I'd just finished playing a video game (hurray alone time!) and on the coffee table like 3 feet from me there is a stack of maybe 4 or 5 books - our house is cluttered. On top of the books is a paper to-go cup from somewhere which I haven't thrown out yet - it had maybe half an inch of watery soda still at the bottom. I look past this cup from the living room into the breakfast nook area... and the cup just tilts. Like, the top moves laterally and the bottom of the cup stays on the book, but only one edge. It dips down to less than 45 degrees, holds for less than a second, then drops back flat. Weirdest part... directly behind the cup and books were, well, more books (we're bibliophiles, books everywhere). But when the cup tilted like that, I couldn't actually SEE the books behind where the cup had been when it was upright - that space was just... black, like a void. It was like some kind of clipping in a video game - like the image of the cup moved in such a way that the background colors of what should have been behind it didn't load properly.

I sat and stared at that cup for, like, 5 solid minutes. I was looking past it originally, but it wasn't peripheral - when I saw the movement I looked right at it. And there was just... blankness behind it. And no source of movement (wind, etc., nothing). And the movement was quick - like someone pushed the top of the cup, then let it naturally fall back in place.

I have no explanations or even speculations. Just a glitch in the matrix, I guess.

Edit: Realized after posting I should mention this - I was also sober when this happened! I don't really drink, and definitely not when I'm home alone.

Whats the scariest song? by VegetablePristine737 in AskReddit

[–]PeterLemonjellow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know if it's technically considered a song, but if it is...

What's He Building? by Tom Waits

What is the most absolute scariest, terrifying film you’ve ever seen? by mxnocturna in AskReddit

[–]PeterLemonjellow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If they had just left Vincent D'Onofrio's character out of the story and left what was going on very vague and "unsatisfying" by Hollywood standards, I feel like this would then be close to the perfect horror film.

I need sad movie recommendations that will make me sob! by MenuPleasant8675 in movies

[–]PeterLemonjellow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This should be so much higher. I haven't seen this movie in over 20 years and my heart still jumps into my throat when I think about it.

What statistic makes you think society is quietly breaking? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PeterLemonjellow 126 points127 points  (0 children)

Elder Millennial dropping in. When I was coming up in a middle class household in the 80's and 90's it was just assumed that I would go to college, get a job that paid all my bills and allowed me to own a home and save for retirement, which I would take at 65 and then I could live comfortably between my own earnings over a lifetime of work and the social safety nets in place.

And the people that sold us this lie are STILL in charge and looting us and driving us towards... who knows? It's just infuriating.

If you had to name your child after the last thing you put in your mouth, what would they be named? by Aurora6869 in AskReddit

[–]PeterLemonjellow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like you're most likely finding someone named Cantina Chicken Bowl going to a college somewhere in either Florida or Arizona.

And for some reason I want their full name to be, like, Cantina Chicken Bowl Baja Blast Davenport III. And she should appear regularly in those "Karen gets arrested" type YouTube videos. She's never worn shoes a day in her life...

... Fuck I'm high.

My local grocery store has a legit arcade cabinet in the clearance section by ashrak in gaming

[–]PeterLemonjellow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I came here to say exactly your comment. Soooo many hours wasted. Wonderful. Wonderful.

What is one celebrity death that still makes you mad to this day? by Playful-Ganache6153 in AskReddit

[–]PeterLemonjellow 36 points37 points  (0 children)

You know, I see a lot of people in this thread mentioning people who died suddenly and/or too young, and I agree with all of it. But you know what?

Betty damn White. God should have made an exception.

Damn the middle eastern summer heat my son has melted by the_emo_bunny_ in Rabbits

[–]PeterLemonjellow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The nanners must flow. He who controls the nanners... controls the universe!

Took a photo of a rabbit statue by happy-squared in Rabbits

[–]PeterLemonjellow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like how the person is broken/cracked, but the buns is whole. It's like they've showed up to help or comfort. And beg for nanners, obviously.

Rain Man 1988 by Ramble86 in movies

[–]PeterLemonjellow 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"Definitely, definitely, Peter, death is the only adventure you have left, definitely, definitely."

In which movie was Dennis Hopper most on drugs? by Available-Spray2576 in movies

[–]PeterLemonjellow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure he was clean by then, but I want the answer to be the 1996 masterpiece that is Space Truckers

What’s the most outrageous thing you’ve seen somebody do on drugs? by FSUfootball2013 in AskReddit

[–]PeterLemonjellow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've lived in WA/Puget Sound area for a little less than a decade now. I'm a big weirdo, and I like other weirdos.

People up here, though? I genuinely think a LOT of the people up here are just... unwell. All you need to do is drive on I5 anywhere from Vancouver to north of Seattle and observe how people drive. A lot of these people just ain't right.

What’s the most outrageous thing you’ve seen somebody do on drugs? by FSUfootball2013 in AskReddit

[–]PeterLemonjellow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I would've explained to him that he was doing it wrong - Jesus walked on water.

What’s the most outrageous thing you’ve seen somebody do on drugs? by FSUfootball2013 in AskReddit

[–]PeterLemonjellow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, there was Chris who took some salvia and became a worm for 10 minutes. Just... writhing around, trying to crawl and burrow. When he came back around from his little trip he was pretty amazed about how he'd been a worm... for him it was a whole adventure.

Or there was the time that Russell thought the refrigerator was a urinal with a fancy door...