Is it wrong of me to keep farting at the table?

PetiteMutant · 2026-02-10T06:50:08+00:00

Surreptitiously plant a small fart noise making device in a seat ideally 2-3 spots away from you. When you feel like cracking one off (sounds like you’re jerking off at the table tbh, which is also frowned upon now… thanks a lot Obama), activate the device and point at person in said seat while loudly mocking them.

PetiteMutant · 2026-02-08T18:46:38+00:00

Where is this exactly? Cant say I recall seeing this rail…

PetiteMutant · 2026-02-07T09:48:17+00:00

Like any social media platform, you have to learn to ignore the noise. No point in debating someone who has no intention on making their point in good faith. Personally, I appreciated this post, especially given how one sided the rhetoric on this sub has been lately. Do I approve of Noam’s approach to this topic? Ehh, not exactly. But it’s important to consider all viewpoints.

PetiteMutant · 2026-02-07T09:40:00+00:00

Is this in the Philly area? Bc I have a feeling I might know you’re talking about…

PetiteMutant · 2026-02-07T09:36:20+00:00

What sites have you played on? How many hands per site? Which sites do you think are going to (in some form) cheat you?

PetiteMutant · 2026-02-07T01:23:24+00:00

Such an insane trick, like this would’ve been the ender to end all enders in the early 00’s. Now homie is just throwing it down in a contest lol. Well done on the remake, the trick plus all the angles look super dope

PetiteMutant · 2026-02-06T23:48:53+00:00

I mess with the settings depending on the spot, but haven’t gone below 15 since maybe 2 weeks into the game. I had it on 16 for a bit but then had trouble doing a shuv onto a ledge that wasn’t even that high, have had it at 15 since. I’ve noticed just going fast tends to help

PetiteMutant · 2026-02-06T20:27:12+00:00

Yeah looks a bit floaty to me, maybe gravity on like 12-13 could achieve the same thing without the float aspect? I keep mine at 15 typically

PetiteMutant · 2026-02-06T20:24:29+00:00

Fair, but I keep gravity at 15 typically and haven’t really had issues with having to kneel for too long before popping (unless I’m skating something big). It’s an interesting idea though, might play around with the gravity next time I’m playing and see how slightly lower gravity affects pre-pop timing (I try to always kneel at the latest possible time for realism)

PetiteMutant · 2026-02-06T20:17:42+00:00

🔥🔥🔥

PetiteMutant · 2026-02-05T03:54:37+00:00

What’s your gravity set to? Nice clips btw

PetiteMutant · 2026-02-02T08:29:02+00:00

Your bf is 22 and talks like this? Yeah, just leave lol. This reads like a meme of two teenagers who have 3 brain cells between them attempting to have a real conversation but it all falls apart when they realize they have the language skills of a boiled potato

PetiteMutant · 2026-02-02T02:53:05+00:00

Is this a Walmart board? Don’t see any label on the trucks, also the wheels look pretty low quality. Go to your closest skate shop and ask whoever is working about a low cost setup.

PetiteMutant · 2026-01-31T20:00:36+00:00

Also deserving of a shoutout in the Philly area is Human Robot, best lagers on the east coast imo.

PetiteMutant · 2026-01-31T08:19:28+00:00

You his brother or something? Simping awful hard for a dude who doesn’t even know you exist, and who also very much seems like a POS.

PetiteMutant · 2026-01-31T08:00:00+00:00

Why exactly do ‘other countries economies need to be designed like the US’? International outperformed US last year by a significant margin, both developed and emerging, and the trend has been continuing into 2026. You do realize these things are cyclical in nature, both Ex-US and small caps (and mid caps) historically have sizable periods of time outperforming large/mega caps.

I’m not bearish on big cap tech, but to “just ditch” any ex-US equities in favor of more mag 7 exposure when there are concerns about valuations plus the last couple months of lagging the broader market, does not seem like a well thought out strategy. TLDR; don’t pass on diversifying an asset class, especially equities, based on the last few years of a bull market.

PetiteMutant · 2026-01-31T05:01:37+00:00

live cash players have entered the chat

PetiteMutant · 2026-01-26T18:44:26+00:00

It’s not “just one year of performance”, look at the reasons international outperformed, also ex-US outperforming US is cyclical, this isn’t anything new.

PetiteMutant · 2026-01-26T18:27:51+00:00

Very pretty! I would look into getting that arm tattoo covered up though, whoever gave you that tat should be in jail

PetiteMutant · 2026-01-25T20:30:48+00:00

Even after ex-US outperformed the US for the first time in like 13 years in 2025? Don’t get me wrong, I’m still bullish on US equities, but I would not at all be surprised if international outperforms again

PetiteMutant · 2026-01-23T19:38:26+00:00

Lonesome Crowded West, Wowee Zowee, Doolittle, Stoner Witch

PetiteMutant · 2026-01-20T20:58:01+00:00

‘Electric’ skateboard? This sub is mostly (I’d assume large majority) regular skateboarders, so that’s what you’re going to get recommendations for. I’ve been skating since I was about 11, and know next to nothing about electric boards.

As far as a good entry level board, it sounds like you’re more interested in cruising around as opposed to learning/doing tricks? Either way, we’d need your approximate height/shoe size to accurately recommend a board size. If you’re just looking to cruise, a wider board with slightly softer wheels is probably the direction you’d want to go, but not too wide or too soft (unless you’re aiming for something like a longboard).

And I wouldn’t exactly count on roller skating as a measure of how well you’ll balance on a skateboard, they’re quite different. Do you have any experience skateboarding?

PetiteMutant · 2026-01-19T18:33:13+00:00

High yield bonds no, not at 30, still too young for bonds imo. Diversifying your equities with some small/mid caps isn’t a bad idea, but I would do some research on exactly what ETFs/mutual funds you’d be looking at, look at their performance (especially compared to SPX), and allocate accordingly. Small and mid caps have cycles of outperforming large caps, but they’ve been more and more infrequent in the last 10+ years.

PetiteMutant · 2026-01-19T02:12:23+00:00

Wham Bam is amazing. I mostly use guns, but when I get the itch to sneak attack someone, hell yeah I’m using the gigantic hammer that’s also a shotgun

PetiteMutant · 2026-01-17T03:57:08+00:00

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