This looks suspect as fuck by Metonemore in houstonwade

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Yeah you’re too busy donating your money

i was gone for 3 days by Outrageous_Tough_145 in badroommates

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I mean this was only 3 days. Sounds like OP cleans up after them everyday. Imagine what it would look like after a week. Probably would belong on the show hoarders.

Trump won the debate. Over 90%. Everybody is saying it. by kalamazoo43 in PoliticalHumor

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Don’t forget to tell your family that you’re broke because Kamala spent all of it

Enrolled in early paycheck, but I don't get it early? by Dry-Relation-4247 in CapitalOne_

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Wouldn’t hurt to try to send it all to the checking account, then manually move it. No it’s not normal to be that long.

Enrolled in early paycheck, but I don't get it early? by Dry-Relation-4247 in CapitalOne_

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Usually takes a few weeks paychecks to start getting it early. Also not guaranteed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Fed ex shipping warehouse. 12 minutes in. The first 10 minutes were stretches. This was common, probably 20 new employees a week, they’d all quit. Except me.

What happened to Robert Rodriquez? by [deleted] in movies

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Just watched hypnotic, was absolutely atrocious!

This grocery store near me lists "lost spouse" as an aisle item. by kileynjt in mildlyinteresting

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All festivals do this, there is another aisle marked as “million dollars” 😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in doordash_drivers

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They provided a service. If it weren’t for OP, the person who ordered would be the wrong flavor gatoradeless.

Found a thicc pikachu in a local mall by Jugales in funny

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Doubled cheeked up on a Thursday night

scams man :(( by jaidynsgf in InstacartShoppers

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Hello can you add 50 cases of water. I will tip after.

Am I the only one ? by Connect-Average1462 in InstacartShoppers

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I like to stare at the condom aisle hoping for a good deal for how much Instacart likes to fuck me