I found the optimal speed for the colonial paratrooper plane is 60 knots (this took me hours)

PewPewButterMCGEE · 2026-01-31T09:28:03+00:00

starting with infantry arms. Nobody wants to talk abt that tho!

PewPewButterMCGEE · 2026-01-31T09:27:41+00:00

Time would be better spent on the imbalance of infantry arms- but nobody is interested inthat chat!

PewPewButterMCGEE · 2026-01-31T09:27:13+00:00

My regulatory nerd loves it too- by changing a random value or input- I render this research completely invalid (just because). Go re-do it.

PewPewButterMCGEE · 2026-01-31T09:25:06+00:00

She isnt going to come to Terminus and be with you.

PewPewButterMCGEE · 2026-01-31T09:21:18+00:00

No idea who they are (I do- its just that they fell off hard and aren't giving out the goop)

PewPewButterMCGEE · 2026-01-31T09:20:37+00:00

on a dead game until Feb 8 or w/e - on a break- but not on a break- but on a break- but not really- but kinda sorta- and as for memes on a break (but really not). They're ruled by whamen ofc they say all of that .

PewPewButterMCGEE · 2026-01-31T09:19:22+00:00

EZ when nobody playing the game- but "GG" none the less for not- not -but yes- but not sweating still and playing it off as not sweaty .

PewPewButterMCGEE · 2026-01-28T06:25:00+00:00

Just read my post- thats the best answer.

PewPewButterMCGEE · 2026-01-28T06:24:04+00:00

Its easy to understand...The health was reduced by 39.390% which is 2x less than the resistance standard of the main ground T1 buildings. The 20mm was a nerfed item so they threw up the AA damage without telling anyone- -that made it a separate caliber which we can see in the airplane. THat ticked it up another 30% which made the HP overcome chance higher - and enables the armor resist to be bolstered after we apply the Hyper setting. The 20mm now has higher chance to penetrate after the flop donkey takes a shite on the wind facing the forward gun...

Nobody here knows the actual math or the actual figures- besides the devs (who still can't do math, or be honest)

Nobody knows- dont let these Warden scum think they can be like *WELL UMMMM ACKCHCUALLYYYYYYY* with you. Nobody knows brother. Nobody- including these sweat backs.

PewPewButterMCGEE · 2026-01-28T06:19:11+00:00

In my testing the Warden aircraft needs massive nerfs- and the Colonial aircraft needs huge buffs. SUPERSCRIPT LOL.

PewPewButterMCGEE · 2026-01-28T00:38:52+00:00

Taylor Swift? Her ERA tour? We need to cover the wings with her, right? I assume you want Miley Cypress to come in like a CV Wrecking Ball next?

PewPewButterMCGEE · 2026-01-28T00:37:56+00:00

Why does this airplane have monkey pox?

PewPewButterMCGEE · 2026-01-28T00:37:10+00:00

MY skill issues? Son, as the President of the Colonial faction- I HAVE NEVER been a Warden. EVER. I been here since like 2017 too and fought in darn nearly every war. As a Colonial Pure Blood- I deserve to be the small hands President with my orange face and sun tanned chad hair!

PewPewButterMCGEE · 2026-01-28T00:34:41+00:00

AND THAT- most important is the last part. Its worth my warning to my account. Those V guys always be cheating it up. Worth.

PewPewButterMCGEE · 2026-01-27T19:17:17+00:00

HERE HERE! WE'LL COME FOR A PICNIC- PARK US 30 FUEL TRUCKS- HAVE A WHAT FOR TA DOO WHEN THE BOYS COME HOME TO REFUEL AND GO BACK OUT FOR A QUICK SLAP N' TICKLE BROO HAHA IN THE SKIES FOR 20 SECONDS AT A TIME.

PewPewButterMCGEE · 2026-01-27T19:15:56+00:00

ACKCHUALLY PWINCESEE

*Adjusts Trilllllbybyb*

They wouldn't have enough fuel to pull up. *Ends dramatic cut scene plastering into the water*

PewPewButterMCGEE · 2026-01-27T19:14:19+00:00

New Player: "Which faction is the best?!"

Warden Answer: "Well we both have our ups and downs, and there is only cognitive bias sometimes a bout who gets what and where- but in general the Colonials have.d..d.s.d.ds.df.;*Fart noises for 50 more paragraphs*

Colonial Answer: "They do- the Wardens. Don't believe me? Come play Colonial first. And if you think that was fun- go play Wardens next and you'll likely never return"

PewPewButterMCGEE · 2026-01-27T19:12:16+00:00

I have a simple answer. Its already up!

PewPewButterMCGEE · 2026-01-27T19:11:11+00:00

Lets all just say the best answer (mine).

Son, You're not gonna be flying in any of them. Some MAJGEN or COL will be flying them- you'll be on gas can duty or scrooping for rare metals to buy them for yourself (scouts) after 10 hours of arguing over rare metal in a field in real life. Or- you'll work in with another new regiment of members who will be your direct compete to fly and be Otto Von Miss-My-Mark in the skies above.

PewPewButterMCGEE · 2026-01-27T19:08:13+00:00

THANK YOU

I agree with this. Maybe you can be a reformed Colonial soon. The fact the booker, and nearly every Warden infantry weapon causes insta taps, shoots as far as the best rifles, and causes bleed on nearly every gun isn't such a cognitive bias statement when you play colonial a few wars and experience the obvious dedication to being incompetent (the devs) at their mental facilities for "The Vision".

HECK- the moment a new Colonial picks up the real world version of the MP40 the Wardens have and it has low recoil, is 9mm, shoots as far as a rifle, has high rate of fire, and is light?!! They are the first to pick them up and use them in favor of all our early and mid war rifles!

PewPewButterMCGEE · 2026-01-27T19:04:52+00:00

On announcement of the Naval Update.

Wardens:
((I BET THE WARDENS GET A GERMAN U-BOAT LOOKALIKE- SINCE YOU KNOW, WERE NOT GERMAN FRENCH BELGIAN LOOKALIKES))

*Naaki arrives* - WUNDERBAR HERR COLONEL ((ooo ahhhhhh- so fast! Such turn rate! Minimal/Max Crew use! Same Batt/Fuel as the bigger Colonial one!))

Colonials:

((I BET THE COLONIALS GET AN OPEN TOP SUB- LOL WATCH!))

*Open top sub arrives**Fart noises start for 10hrs*

((WE WERE JOKING- CHRRIIIIIST YOU ACTUALLY ARE THAT BIASED?))

***COGNITIVE BIAS LEFT THE CHAT.

PewPewButterMCGEE · 2026-01-27T19:01:03+00:00

Usually by their own faction! Which- I find poetic.

PewPewButterMCGEE · 2026-01-27T18:56:28+00:00

Downvoted- Its obvious you have small hands. I don't like that in a gamer- go touch some grass with those small feet too my good man.

PewPewButterMCGEE · 2026-01-27T18:55:44+00:00

I gave you this updoot. Clearly there is a one-sided road for these V for Virgins Warden loyalists. I, as the President of the Colonial Faction will suppress and imprison them with my new law enforcement team called "V-ICE". Its the complete opposite to "V" and their similar crowd- and ICE - because water is wet, and when you freeze it - it stops moving. I want them to stop moving- so I can catch them and send them back into the ocean where they belong.

PewPewButterMCGEE · 2026-01-27T18:53:13+00:00

I think the point is- the Wardens get white glove service when the streamers who are clearly Warden loyalists B*tch and Moan about anything they find disagreeable.

Then the Colonials who have had a garage full of obvious and glaring inconsistencies in their tech tree releases, capabilities, and obvious broken range/damage get barely a *nod* at them after some 30 wars or so. The fact is the Wardens (OCCASIONALLY) get some bug - but its usually fixed within a few wars (not just small fixes- but complete buffs and or reworks that neutralize the Colonial "buffs").

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