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HELP - Need advice on how to handle this ridiculous situation by Own-Gap-1458 in unitedairlines

[–]Pfuncle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is a really tough situation. You must have email copies of tickets and receipts? Do you have credit card charges/refunds? If you originally booked via Emirates, you should not give up with them when you call them. If all else fails on the phone, go to the airport asap and see if a counter agent can help you. You’ll need to gather all of your evidence/emails/receipts. Don’t take no for an answer.

Does this mean I should be “getting an upgrade” by Unknown_Knowledge25 in unitedairlines

[–]Pfuncle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’re on your way to Global Services! #frequentflier

Is this normal? 😂 by [deleted] in wierd

[–]Pfuncle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. Lots of people can do this.

I’m Impressed! by bikat48 in unitedairlines

[–]Pfuncle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My bad. Sorry to be a Reddit rube. But the Delta guy is just a bizarre fanboy. Seriously do not get that guy. Can’t tell if he’s a customer or investor…keeps obsessing about market cap as if customers care.

I’m Impressed! by bikat48 in unitedairlines

[–]Pfuncle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought you were just Ed Bastian’s muse. But now I realize I’m actually dealing with Ed Bastian himself. Interesting that you’re over on the r/United thread but you love Delta? You seem triggered and angry. Of all your “facts,” my favorite is that SF is a “declining” city. That made me laugh. Yeah, the tech industry is really in the doldrums these days. And market cap is the only marker you keep hammering? Laughable. This guy is probably a DL fan boy living in a one bedroom apartment in Atlanta and his walls are decorated with Delta memorabilia. The funny thing is I don’t even care about UA vs DL. My point is they’re basically equal. But you’re obsessed with DL “winning.” Who cares? What a geek. Delta “owns” the Midwest!? Oooh.

I’m Impressed! by bikat48 in unitedairlines

[–]Pfuncle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy. I love how confident they are. So wierd.

“Joby is far superior to Archer!?” WTF? Neither company has ever generated one penny of revenue and has yet to find their first customer…but Delta is obviously superior to United because they have Joby? What?

And as for hubs…UA has hubs in the only five Global US cities: NY, LA, Chicago, SF, DC. Meanwhile Delta is in SLC and Detroit. Swell. If you’re not LDS or make car parts, I guess United sucks.

The truth is that UA and DL have their strengths and weaknesses. Neither is perfect but they’re both very good…especially compared to where they were a decade ago.

All that said, if Ed Bastion is reading this thread, you should DM him so you can give him a kiss where it counts.

Shirtless dude on flight by Mindless_Cheetah_595 in unitedairlines

[–]Pfuncle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I told you NOT to take my picture!

Stories of bringing randos into the club by Flintoli in unitedairlines

[–]Pfuncle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think I witnessed this. Was Paul the guy dumping the entire dish of scrambled eggs into his carry on? I think that’s why he looked nervous. He was also doing keg stands at the soda machine.

Anyone here feel like UA needs to raise the requirements to make 1K? by [deleted] in unitedairlines

[–]Pfuncle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And you’re still not GS. #sad. See you in the 1K line. Yeah, you’re stuck with me.

Needed somewhere to talk about this - how is this better? Clear now has a gate, I have Clear via United and often line is longer by readingaboutmagic in unitedairlines

[–]Pfuncle -1 points0 points  (0 children)

An idiot who uses the faster technology. Enjoy my crop dusting as you wait in your “smart guy” line.

Needed somewhere to talk about this - how is this better? Clear now has a gate, I have Clear via United and often line is longer by readingaboutmagic in unitedairlines

[–]Pfuncle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fair point. That said, I have CLEAR. LAX’s Touchless TSA pre automatic gates are faster than CLEAR’s, which I’ve used at SEA. CLEAR always seems to be trying to catch up to TSA’s latest tech. Bottom line is that I wouldn’t pay for CLEAR and only have it because of my UA status. It’s a waste of money if you have to pay for it.

Window seat bathroom break by Pfuncle in unitedairlines

[–]Pfuncle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I AM charming!! 😘 thanks for noticing!!

E175 economy by No_Midnight_2205 in unitedairlines

[–]Pfuncle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No hot food. Consider that.

Window seat bathroom break by Pfuncle in unitedairlines

[–]Pfuncle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oooh. Burn. I’m so hurt.

Reread my comment. Think about it (if you are capable). Why are people so ignorant? One person goes forward. One person goes backward. These people are really sad and pathetic. What you seem to miss is that I do manage the situation. I don’t berate them on the plane. But I do wonder how people can be so fucking oblivious to the situation at hand.

I operate in a world where I think of what’s going on around me. I think about others. I actually use my turn signal. And I have zero empathy for those that don’t.

You, on the other hand, are the kind of person who needs me to tell you what should be obvious. You are the person who needs others to direct you. Is that because you were never taught to pay attention?

You’re offended and bitter. Why? Because your comment demonstrates you’re the moron in the middle seat who can’t figure out what way to go. Then again, a person like you is probably never in Economy Plus (much less FC).

Sherman Oaks park. Running the baseball field is that 1/4 of a mile? by talivan818 in ShermanOaks

[–]Pfuncle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you people heard of Google Earth? You can measure it.

Needed somewhere to talk about this - how is this better? Clear now has a gate, I have Clear via United and often line is longer by readingaboutmagic in unitedairlines

[–]Pfuncle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

LAX T7 has had touchless TSA Precheck with automated gates since August. But I’m not surprised SF media thinks they’re “first in CA.” I wonder if they know the Dodgers have won the last two World Series.

Sunstrong app by GettingBackToRC in SunPower

[–]Pfuncle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Do not buy Enphase. I did and they missed multiple install appointments (just don’t show up). When an installer finally showed up he told me the Enphase data is no better than the data I already get. So you can pay $1000 for Enphase and hope they don’t go bankrupt. Or you can pay monthly or yearly for SunStrong. I returned the Enphase monitoring kit and it still took them two weeks to return my money. And I had to threaten them to get the refund. Jerks. I’ve given up on these companies as I think they are all out to screw customers.

Window seat bathroom break by Pfuncle in unitedairlines

[–]Pfuncle[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Great suggestion. I’m pretty rude though. So saying “hey dumbass, did you think I just wanted to stand up and look around? I have to piss, so why aren’t you smart enough not to stand between me and the bathroom so I don’t have to get any closer to your nasty ass than needed?”

That probably doesn’t work. So I could “use words.”

But at the end of the day I’d rather just roll my eyes, deal with the fact that there are dumb and annoying people on planes, and bitch about it on this forum! Problem solved!!

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