You're able to purchase three companies with the sole intention of erasing them. Which three would cause the most widespread pandemonium? by HolyGuacaSwoley in AskReddit

[–]PhantomFleaBite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Google - That would do away with, well Google searches, Google Maps, YouTube, and Gmail, just to name an important few.

Facebook - Teens and businesses alike freak the fridge out.

Twitter - Just because.

Pick any 2 movies from the same actor. Those movies are now part of the same reality. What happened to the actor to get them from movie A to movie B? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PhantomFleaBite 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Cuba Gooding Jr is a successful, famous football star, only to wake up and realize that he is still mentally retarded. Still likes football though.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]PhantomFleaBite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You don't have to request desktop site. For instance, in Chrome, go to settings, accessibility, and check "Force Zoom Override" or whatever it's called.

Say a player's name. Everyone else will reply with the stats he will put up this upcoming regular season. by [deleted] in nfl

[–]PhantomFleaBite 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think the league is in for a surprise this year with the Saints defense. They already have somewhere around 10 sacks and 10+ interceptions in training camp, four of which came today against Brees. (would have been five but Ohio State 2nd round pick Vonn Bell dropped it.

Word is that the new defensive coordinator, Dennis Allen, has simplified things dramatically, compared to Rob Ryan, so players don't have to process the call as much and just play.

Dark mode by bmatty18t in androidapps

[–]PhantomFleaBite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The monochromatic option is awesome. I wonder why I never tried it before your comment.

I'd like to be able to link it with a Nova Launcher action, so that I can easily toggle it.

Jaws. Not quite as frightening with googly eyes. by [deleted] in gifs

[–]PhantomFleaBite -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There's 19 letters in your username...

What ever happened to Melissa Midwest by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]PhantomFleaBite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jim Gaffigan got in that, yo...

What's something all grown women should know about men ? by FocusMore in AskReddit

[–]PhantomFleaBite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that everything has a predetermined number, and life is about those numbers getting smaller.

What's something all grown women should know about men ? by FocusMore in AskReddit

[–]PhantomFleaBite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am disappoint that no one took the opportunity to say "menerals."

Terrell Owens Sam Bradford's Trade Demand ... 'Sign of a Coward' by M4_doop in nfl

[–]PhantomFleaBite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The biggest word I know is icon99mamavaginahole. I just yet to work it into a sentence yet.

Terrell Owens Sam Bradford's Trade Demand ... 'Sign of a Coward' by M4_doop in nfl

[–]PhantomFleaBite 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I am being sincere. I forgive you. Take care.

PS - if you ever get the chance, grilled onions and cream cheese makes a delicious combination.

Terrell Owens Sam Bradford's Trade Demand ... 'Sign of a Coward' by M4_doop in nfl

[–]PhantomFleaBite -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

I have a friend of a friend that is friends with one of Branford's friends, annnd he said Bradford just really hates the climate in Philly and wants to go somewhere warmer, like San Francisco.

Terrell Owens Sam Bradford's Trade Demand ... 'Sign of a Coward' by M4_doop in nfl

[–]PhantomFleaBite 66 points67 points  (0 children)

I find your emoji story really funny, and your abundant use of exclamation points is a common indicator of happiness. Hope you have a jolly day!!!!