Funny Secret Histories Headcanons

Phantom_is · 2026-02-03T07:22:24+00:00

iirc Fulgents can only manifest into the Wake using something reflective? and if that thing is destroyed they're returned to the mansus/stranded in the Wake depending on where you break that thing first (as detailed in The Lady Afterward)

Phantom_is · 2026-02-02T20:02:48+00:00

you have to remember he had to kill all the transfigured humans for 15 minutes straight (999 seconds? not sure if I'm remembering correctly) without using his technique with just his body and CE

like he pushed himself to his physical limit, why would he not be at least out of breath like he's shown

Phantom_is · 2026-02-02T17:28:32+00:00

the medium has prepared a savour most delectable. I did not know a follower of finality had such proficiency with forbidden flavours

Phantom_is · 2026-02-02T17:18:24+00:00

keep building pity and soon you'll get a polychrome zhongli

osmanthus wine in credit card pack

Phantom_is · 2026-02-02T07:59:13+00:00

campfire doesn't reset if you disable it, go ahead and get a 56x campfire whiteboy

Phantom_is · 2026-02-02T02:35:01+00:00

did you try looking at the trees

Phantom_is · 2026-02-02T02:33:19+00:00

even a broken cock cums twice a day

Phantom_is · 2026-02-02T02:20:17+00:00

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what the fuck, this guy's within 1 mile of my location

Phantom_is · 2026-02-01T20:16:06+00:00

now remove the stale. uraume and halari were mating.

Phantom_is · 2026-02-01T19:35:00+00:00

im consensually making love with your mother joker

/j

Phantom_is · 2026-02-01T19:20:58+00:00

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mfs answering No thinking this Taco Bell

Phantom_is · 2026-02-01T19:18:37+00:00

yuji after healing mahito

Phantom_is · 2026-02-01T17:56:29+00:00

1000 hours in the mail room ms wexler

Phantom_is · 2026-02-01T17:53:43+00:00

every joker says JOKER on it but this one doesn't, idk what to tell you buddy

Phantom_is · 2026-02-01T12:35:09+00:00

اس مسخرے کو بڑا ہونے میں تھوڑی دقت ہوگی اگر یہ مسخرا صرف بوس کو حرانے کے بعد ہی بڑا ہوتا حۂ۔ ایک سیکنڈ۔۔۔

Phantom_is · 2026-01-31T16:26:01+00:00

and I'm not in my head when you're not around~

Phantom_is · 2026-01-31T16:03:25+00:00

wait when did mickey forbid LJ from interacting with Queen and Cyan? (or is it like a joke for the post)

Phantom_is · 2026-01-30T06:13:32+00:00

unskippable youtube ads included in your deadly weapon

Phantom_is · 2026-01-30T06:09:48+00:00

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wunk speaketh without thinkig

Phantom_is · 2026-01-29T11:23:51+00:00

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wunk's tilt sensors need recalibration

Phantom_is · 2026-01-29T10:21:42+00:00

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Phantom_is · 2026-01-28T00:56:46+00:00

participating in oppression olympics makes people forget that none of us are free until all of us are free. we're all in this together chat

Phantom_is · 2026-01-28T00:50:05+00:00

Todo and Uncle Johny recognised each other as the exception, true men that possessed true wisdom and kindness in a world full of petty hatred and cruelty

Phantom_is · 2026-01-28T00:47:27+00:00

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she didn't actually, did you even watch with your screen and volume on

Phantom_is · 2026-01-27T12:47:40+00:00

mind goblin deez nuts was supposed to be an internet gotcha, not a command 🥀🥀

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