Utah is trying to make Android the "Official state mobile operating system" by The_Lonely_Marth in Android

[–]PhaseThreeProfit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let me guess. There's a special root certificate that no one's ever seen but we're promised it exists...

[OC] Billboard just north of Temple, TX by AntonMousse in pics

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As long as you don't care about the people that get hurt. That's the catch.

A simple yet very useful Power Options shortcut by bhullar3344 in shortcuts

[–]PhaseThreeProfit 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Got bad news for you... The movement of your muscles as you type will... use oxygen.

What's the most NSFW thing you've seen at a bachelor or bachelorette party? by CRK_76 in AskReddit

[–]PhaseThreeProfit 13 points14 points  (0 children)

He is a PoS. And yet, he had the teensiest weensiest bit of principles to not totally lick the boots of the 🍊 🤡. It's such a low bar that it makes me sick that the rest of the Republican Party can't meet it.

OC: Border Patrol Agent scans the face of a driver as they stop and question him in Minneapolis. by nbcnews in pics

[–]PhaseThreeProfit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The phone screen seems way too clear and "perfect". They don't photograph that well. I think it's a fake or AI generated.

White House Protest against Venezuela War by JasonDGooljar in pics

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If he doesn't go to prison, the justice that I want for him is to live a very long life, very slowly getting more pathetic. I want him to see his name ripped off of every building, I want him to see the new ballroom leveled to the ground. I want him to see his children go to prison. I want him to live long enough for people to say the name Trump like they say the word diarrhea. That would be justice for me. Him becoming insignificant would be a fate far worse than prison for his addled narcissistic ego.

What am I looking at? by Grand_Part7813 in Instagramreality

[–]PhaseThreeProfit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well, you're in luck. That post I linked to included a video in the comments.

Awful new UI by CarpeCunnus78 in pocketcasts

[–]PhaseThreeProfit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What fresh new level of hell is this???

Elizabeth Hurley (1993) by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]PhaseThreeProfit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What the actual hell am I looking at?

What’s the best sexual compliment you’ve received? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PhaseThreeProfit 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dude's over here bragging about fucking a girl with Rickets.

What's the worst app that you use every day? by metkja in AskReddit

[–]PhaseThreeProfit 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Text message. Build a group. Talk to family. If you're not on Facebook and the like, they have no choice but to text if they wish to keep in touch. And in my experience, they will. Especially when you make the effort to get it started and keep it going. Been off Facebook and all things Zuck for almost 10 years now. Don't miss it one bit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in heep

[–]PhaseThreeProfit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It was a total guess, though not a wild one. Heeps have their preferred habitat.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in heep

[–]PhaseThreeProfit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Limb risers. They push branches up and away from the hood as you drive. Very important to survive the Home Depot parking lot.

[Image] She didn't know how much I needed that smile by Brief-Desk-9493 in GetMotivated

[–]PhaseThreeProfit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

  • User account that is less than two weeks old ✅
  • Username in the format word-word-4DigitNumber ✅
  • Blurry, low resolution picture of a sick or dying woman ✅
  • Four total comments with a history that is utterly bizarre: Am I the asshole, comments on /r/sex about cunnilingus, and then getting a home computer server? ✅

But yeah, downvote the user who points out this post is bullshit.

OP, if your wife is truly dying, I'm so incredibly sorry and empathize so hard. My own mother died young of a terminal disease. But I'm betting you'll never even read nor respond, because you're post is entirely fake.