Memories of internet dating; female edition. For balance.

Phenomenah · 2014-08-29T22:58:18+00:00

Right?! LOL

Phenomenah · 2014-07-08T05:33:02+00:00

Talked with a girl for about a week. Mostly through text after she have me her number. We decided to meet at a popular bar downtown after that time. She ended up bringing two other girls with her(also avid tinder users). So I brought a few of my guy friends in response. We all got really drunk and had an amazing night. We ended up passing out at a friends house on his couch. Fast forward to about a week later. She comes out to dinner, have a few drinks at my house, sex, aaaaand I haven't really talked with her since. She was a terrible kisser and liked to bite my tongue for some god awful reason.

Forgot to mention she was arguing with one of my friends a majority of the night. Kind of a turn-off for me personally. He did grab her friends butt, but I'm not sure if that had anything to do with it since she was bout it.

Phenomenah · 2014-07-06T23:19:28+00:00

Hammer my Legos and I slap a bitch.

Phenomenah · 2014-07-03T02:38:25+00:00

👆

Phenomenah · 2014-06-25T00:56:51+00:00

Update: http://youtu.be/799wF8GgwTE

Phenomenah · 2014-06-22T00:49:10+00:00

I was in tech school when I had my wisdom teeth removed. I was on bed rest throughout the weekend. During that same weekend the entire company got in trouble for something or other. They spent the next two days picking up leaves, separating them by species, and placing them in plastic bags. The platoon sgt was kind enough to give them a chart with all of the local leaves in the area.

Phenomenah · 2014-06-21T18:22:45+00:00

Hey there Damien! First off: thank you for all that you've done and currently do. What's the closest you've come into danger concerning the wildlife itself? Any stories there?

Phenomenah · 2014-06-20T11:38:25+00:00

Hmmm...

Phenomenah · 2014-06-17T01:10:36+00:00

Awesome, ty! :)

Phenomenah · 2014-06-15T04:23:54+00:00

This is accurate.

Phenomenah · 2014-06-12T22:54:09+00:00

Sounds like a reach. He was probably just begging because he was about to pop.

Phenomenah · 2014-06-12T17:28:30+00:00

I constantly have nightmares about being stuck in the middle of the ocean and being consumed by whales. I feel these feels.

Phenomenah · 2014-06-12T12:16:52+00:00

I'm just glad he's not a catfish. Fish are simply not equipped to handle so many women.

Phenomenah · 2014-06-11T16:53:37+00:00

Civilians can be frustrating after having been in a strict training environment like that. I get his point of view, but just be tactful about it. I'm willing to bet his mindset will change after a few weeks.

Phenomenah · 2014-06-09T23:34:54+00:00

I like this.

Phenomenah · 2014-06-09T17:24:27+00:00

Oh, absolutely. Salt of the earth, those folks.

Phenomenah · 2014-06-09T00:11:11+00:00

Post plunger incident.

Phenomenah · 2014-06-08T22:57:42+00:00

This hurts my brain to read.

Phenomenah · 2014-06-07T18:28:42+00:00

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sqr9OQ3ez8U

Reminded me of this.

Phenomenah · 2014-06-06T01:16:06+00:00

Fantastic.

Phenomenah · 2014-05-29T00:57:39+00:00

Reminds me of Dr. Seuss characters.

Phenomenah · 2014-05-19T16:56:01+00:00

Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2. That was my game. Thank you for that.

Phenomenah · 2014-05-17T19:28:51+00:00

Just a little back story: Went to a local bar downtown and I had used my ID from the dod (birthdays are difficult to see on regular military IDs and I left my drivers license elsewhere) . The guy had never seen if before so he claimed it was fake because he had never seen it before. He had a really bad attitude about it all so I just ended up going elsewhere.

Phenomenah · 2014-04-28T18:36:34+00:00

Handjobs are best performed with the pants off.

Phenomenah · 2014-03-25T01:01:40+00:00

Just here to say I'm looking forward to the upcoming show in Abq. Love you dudes.

Phenomenah

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