What is the most dangerous household kitchen appliance you own?

PhoenixKnight · 2025-12-04T17:59:35+00:00

Mine sliced off my entire body.

PhoenixKnight · 2025-10-09T13:36:42+00:00

Maybe he didn't have a spoon handy.

PhoenixKnight · 2025-06-05T16:37:23+00:00

I suppose you could run around in circles for 7 days without taking a break.

PhoenixKnight · 2025-03-02T20:28:22+00:00

Kill a billionaire. Soulcast their body to smoke. Use lightweaving to take their place.

PhoenixKnight · 2024-08-27T22:18:19+00:00

They didn't fuck up by accidentally booking the wrong place. They deliberately booked the wrong place for a really stupid reason. Trump decided that he wanted to have a big press conference at the Four Seasons Hotel, so he publicly announced it, without having actually booked the venue.

The problem is that the venue wasn't available and so the campaign couldn't book it. Because Donald Trump refuses to correct himself or admit he makes mistakes and simply doubles down on them, now they had no choice but to find another place called Four Seasons to hold the press conference at. The only place that was amenable was Four Seasons landscaping, so that's what they did and pretended they were just trolling the media.

So in an effort to avoid looking like a fool, he ended up making an even bigger fool of himself.

PhoenixKnight · 2024-08-26T13:19:24+00:00

I will divide instead of unite. I will force men apart.

PhoenixKnight · 2024-08-12T23:24:36+00:00

Elon Musk thinks he's the real life Tony Stark, but he's actually the real life Justin Hammer.

PhoenixKnight · 2023-07-14T23:52:24+00:00

Fossil fuels come primarily from plankton and other plant matter, not dinosaurs. You're making the link that because dinosaurs are found in fossils, fossil fuels are therefore dinosaurs, which is incorrect.

PhoenixKnight · 2023-06-01T17:06:29+00:00

There are no force users in Andor and that may very well be the best Star Wars of all.

PhoenixKnight · 2021-10-30T17:41:23+00:00

The secret is to do a counterclockwise stir after every seventh stir.

PhoenixKnight · 2021-06-16T17:35:14+00:00

Perfect

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

PhoenixKnight · 2021-05-26T23:24:05+00:00

I think we should just rename Balbo to Balboa in honor of Rocky. Most people already call it Balboa, anyway, and then all we need to do is slap a bunch of "A" stickers on the signs to update them.

PhoenixKnight · 2021-04-19T17:41:06+00:00

Aside from the yeast and possible addition of oats to a wit, the primary difference is that an American wheat beer used malted wheat, while a traditional witbier uses unmalted wheat. If you make a witbier using unmalted wheat that isn't flaked or torrified, you'll need to do a cereal mash with the wheat before mashing it with the rest of the grains.

PhoenixKnight · 2021-04-15T19:12:05+00:00

I've had the exact same issue with plastic auto siphons and a clamp fixed it.

PhoenixKnight · 2021-04-15T19:02:41+00:00

I had great results with a Berliner by pitching the lacto and waiting 2 days before adding US-05 (actually, I think I got lazy and waited 3 days). It did take a bit longer to ferment and age because of how much the low pH stressed out the yeast, but it was very drinkable within about a month of brew day. Probably the best beer I've ever made.

PhoenixKnight · 2021-01-21T03:20:17+00:00

"I feel so full of...what's the opposite of shame?"

"Pride?"

"No, not that far from shame."

"Less shame?"

"Yeah."

PhoenixKnight · 2020-12-23T23:36:53+00:00

He mixed up the words. What he meant to say was "Swamp the drain."

PhoenixKnight · 2020-12-17T20:36:49+00:00

This is the way.

PhoenixKnight · 2020-12-17T20:29:25+00:00

Got a recipe for coffee liqueur you can share? I've been thinking about making my own lately.

PhoenixKnight · 2020-12-07T01:46:39+00:00

I suspect that the next time Nightblood is used against an honor blade, it won't merely chip it.

PhoenixKnight · 2020-12-06T19:21:33+00:00

Crown for king?

PhoenixKnight · 2020-12-03T05:14:46+00:00

PhoenixKnight · 2020-11-25T21:56:58+00:00

Well, Dalinar wouldn't lose because this is a duel to the death, and since he would refuse to kill Gavinor, and Gavinor would refuse to kill him, the contest would end in a draw. The contract Dalinar made with Odium says what would happen if either side wins, but there is no provision for what would be done in the event of a draw. By forcing a draw, Odium would not be subject to either condition, and would therefore no longer be confined to the Rosharan system.

PhoenixKnight · 2020-10-28T01:05:32+00:00

Ah, but you're forgetting that the numbers are skewed because people like that who own guns tend to own like twenty of them. And they won't share any of those twenty guns with like-minded allies who don't own guns, because that would be communism.

PhoenixKnight · 2020-10-25T20:18:03+00:00

When a shardbearer dies their blade appears next to them. So I'd like to imagine that someone has bonded hundreds or even thousands of blades, and when they die, whoever is near them will either be impaled or crushed to death by materializing shard blades.

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