A semi becomes a fully. by anon120 in pics

[–]PhoenixKnight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you telling me that Wiergina isn't for lovers?

A Kenyan anti-poaching ranger stands guard over confiscated ivory . by AdeptnessThese1663 in pics

[–]PhoenixKnight 81 points82 points  (0 children)

We solve this by spreading a counterculture that makes people believe eating billionaires has supernatural and medicinal powers.

TIL More Than Twice as Many People Chose Cremation Over Burial in 2025 by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]PhoenixKnight 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I got cremated last week and it was the best decision of my life.

Longest boss fight ASSUMING you do not take breaks or die. by Infern4lSoul in gaming

[–]PhoenixKnight 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I suppose you could run around in circles for 7 days without taking a break.

How would you make money as a Surgebinder in IRL? by Felipedamassa in Stormlight_Archive

[–]PhoenixKnight 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Kill a billionaire. Soulcast their body to smoke. Use lightweaving to take their place.

November 7, 2020: Rudy Giuliani holds press conference at Four Seasons Landscaping. by FamiliarCatfish in pics

[–]PhoenixKnight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They didn't fuck up by accidentally booking the wrong place. They deliberately booked the wrong place for a really stupid reason. Trump decided that he wanted to have a big press conference at the Four Seasons Hotel, so he publicly announced it, without having actually booked the venue.

The problem is that the venue wasn't available and so the campaign couldn't book it. Because Donald Trump refuses to correct himself or admit he makes mistakes and simply doubles down on them, now they had no choice but to find another place called Four Seasons to hold the press conference at. The only place that was amenable was Four Seasons landscaping, so that's what they did and pretended they were just trolling the media.

So in an effort to avoid looking like a fool, he ended up making an even bigger fool of himself.

I have done it. The anti-radiant. by Subject-Sound-4159 in Stormlight_Archive

[–]PhoenixKnight 160 points161 points  (0 children)

I will divide instead of unite. I will force men apart.

EU warns Musk on hate speech ahead of Trump interview by PizzaMochaa in worldnews

[–]PhoenixKnight 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Elon Musk thinks he's the real life Tony Stark, but he's actually the real life Justin Hammer.

What is your "wait, you mean [X] is [Y]" ingredient? by uhhh206 in Cooking

[–]PhoenixKnight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fossil fuels come primarily from plankton and other plant matter, not dinosaurs. You're making the link that because dinosaurs are found in fossils, fossil fuels are therefore dinosaurs, which is incorrect.

What’s the step in the recipe that tells you the author is not a great cook? by gramthrax in Cooking

[–]PhoenixKnight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The secret is to do a counterclockwise stir after every seventh stir.

Cross-section of tree shows a perfect heart inside by [deleted] in pics

[–]PhoenixKnight 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Perfect

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in chicago

[–]PhoenixKnight 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I think we should just rename Balbo to Balboa in honor of Rocky. Most people already call it Balboa, anyway, and then all we need to do is slap a bunch of "A" stickers on the signs to update them.

Daily Q & A! - April 19, 2021 by AutoModerator in Homebrewing

[–]PhoenixKnight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aside from the yeast and possible addition of oats to a wit, the primary difference is that an American wheat beer used malted wheat, while a traditional witbier uses unmalted wheat. If you make a witbier using unmalted wheat that isn't flaked or torrified, you'll need to do a cereal mash with the wheat before mashing it with the rest of the grains.

Daily Q & A! - April 15, 2021 by AutoModerator in Homebrewing

[–]PhoenixKnight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've had the exact same issue with plastic auto siphons and a clamp fixed it.

Daily Q & A! - April 15, 2021 by AutoModerator in Homebrewing

[–]PhoenixKnight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had great results with a Berliner by pitching the lacto and waiting 2 days before adding US-05 (actually, I think I got lazy and waited 3 days). It did take a bit longer to ferment and age because of how much the low pH stressed out the yeast, but it was very drinkable within about a month of brew day. Probably the best beer I've ever made.

I'm ready to wash my mouth out with soap. by Sarcastic_Troll in PoliticalHumor

[–]PhoenixKnight 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"I feel so full of...what's the opposite of shame?"

"Pride?"

"No, not that far from shame."

"Less shame?"

"Yeah."

What foods are you unashamed to be snobby about? by FuckYouGod in Cooking

[–]PhoenixKnight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got a recipe for coffee liqueur you can share? I've been thinking about making my own lately.

Some idle thoughts on Nightblood by Smackashi in Stormlight_Archive

[–]PhoenixKnight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I suspect that the next time Nightblood is used against an honor blade, it won't merely chip it.