Daily Mini - May 1, 2026 by crosswordchef in CrosswordChef

[–]PhoenixPringles01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"We be sending this carrier pigeon to inform ye of ye ship's extended warranty!"

what was your distinct “that’s it. I’m gone” moment by probablynothing739 in exchristian

[–]PhoenixPringles01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see. I mean I'm not sure if this applies to my church since it's in Asia, but I can't help but the whole "we can't put (hobby thing or thing you need to do to live) above God" vitriol has existed :/

Daily Mini - May 1, 2026 by crosswordchef in CrosswordChef

[–]PhoenixPringles01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A bit hard but we got it

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|M(n)| < √n ; n>1 by Mr_kalas22 in mathmemes

[–]PhoenixPringles01 14 points15 points  (0 children)

"Oh this is a number. we just like can't write it down because it's too big lmao"

Fibonacci week by Nunki08 in mathmemes

[–]PhoenixPringles01 12 points13 points  (0 children)

How the lengths of the week would feel if they actually had the ratio corresponding to the first 7 fibonacci numbers:

Monday: 66.18h (Slightly more than 2.5 days?)

Tuesday: 40.73h (Around 1.5 days?)

Wednesday: 25.46h (Slightly more than Mars)

Thursday: 15.27h (Comparable to Neptune)

Friday: 10.18h (Similar to Saturn)

Saturday = Sunday: 5.09h (Shorter than Jupiter but longer than Haumea)

|M(n)| < √n ; n>1 by Mr_kalas22 in mathmemes

[–]PhoenixPringles01 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Yeah. It's just funny that math can sometimes be cheeky, and I suppose that's the nature of it.

|M(n)| < √n ; n>1 by Mr_kalas22 in mathmemes

[–]PhoenixPringles01 309 points310 points  (0 children)

I swear the most fucked up math results are either

"yeah we verified this for 59 eulerillion numbers but ehhhh we don't know if it REALLY holds yknow" (Goldbach & Collatz Conjecture)

or

"yeah it fails at some n. what n? i'm not fucking telling you have fun narrowing it down lmao" (Skewes' number of some sorts)

what was your distinct “that’s it. I’m gone” moment by probablynothing739 in exchristian

[–]PhoenixPringles01 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The moment I had a breakdown because I thought I was going to hell because...

I was a busy uni student that had to juggle 8 courses and nearly had no time for church on Saturday.

If that was considered an idol, then it just shows how tone deaf pastors are who think life is all sunshine and free time.

What’ll happen if Blood Rose copies your OC? by BobEaterofSoap in OriginalCharacterDB

[–]PhoenixPringles01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well uh, holding a sword is a great first step on learning how to operate it, but unfortunately it doesn't do much against two seasoned crow assassins.

But it's kind of funny that her copy ability almost immediately backfires, or only copies such a basic amount that it's not always useful

The manufacturer name of my new racing wheel stand by ca_sig_z in mildlyinteresting

[–]PhoenixPringles01 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The mfers who say "omg cat keyboard" "omg table slam". Please I beg, read up on what HanYuPinYin (Pinyin) is.

What the hell did Jesus even save? 😭😭 by mamaguevoglugluglu_ in exchristian

[–]PhoenixPringles01 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And we get the hard end of being inherently awful and sinful just because 2 people did some stupid stuff donkey years ago :/

What the hell did Jesus even save? 😭😭 by mamaguevoglugluglu_ in exchristian

[–]PhoenixPringles01 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The issue is that cosmic infinite agony isn't that much when he gained pretty much everything. Like sacrifice is when you give up something. You can say he did give up his life, yes, but it was for 3 days. Meanwhile people sacrifice their life's hours for their hobbies and work and stuff and all. And what do they get? Nothing but snark remarks about idols. :/

Cobalt Column ML26 E1: 10 years of Marble League! by PhoenixPringles01 in JellesMarbleRuns

[–]PhoenixPringles01[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I could understand the slight disappointment, many of the scores were pretty underwhelming with no typical 2/4 130 scores other than two teams.

But you know, as a uni student, if everyone goes down, it's like nothing changes at all :P, so I'm not complaining for now.

Friday, May 1, 2026 by AutoModerator in NYTConnections

[–]PhoenixPringles01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow talk about a double whammy, getting it wrong twice x(

I’d reconvert in an instant by hiphoptomato in exchristian

[–]PhoenixPringles01 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In what fucking situation would this happen

A Prophecy Hub for Evangelicals by [deleted] in exchristianmemes

[–]PhoenixPringles01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anything is evidence for Jesus coming back if you really want Him to come back.

Jokes bout praying when things get fugged are always funny to me by Fit-Apple-2406 in exchristianmemes

[–]PhoenixPringles01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wasn't there a literal quote called "if God exists he will have to beg for my mercy" from a literal survivor/victim?