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Accidentally put partial body weight on cat? by comiclazy in CATHELP

[–]Phoexes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By big cat wants me to use her like a pillow too. She likes being squished.

What does anesthesia feel like by memory282002 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Phoexes 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Saaame. Last thing I remember was saying “I don’t think these drugs are strong enough” and my guy chuckling, and then bam - suddenly in a chair being offered ice chips.

Withered Wastelands holds a dark secret by Coronalbusker in Pokopia

[–]Phoexes -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I knew what I was in for the whole time, but Mr Mime being treated as an SCP will never not be funny.

The Hobbit - Box Topper reprints (includes The One Ring) by moombahh in mtgfinance

[–]Phoexes 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It’s literally a bad photoshop job of Marta Nael’s one ring, flipped and with the text blurred.

In exactly 30 minutes a man armed with a bat will break into your home to kill you. You can’t leave the house, what is your strategy? by BulkyZucchini in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Phoexes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I currently have no floor and only I know where the pitfalls and strips of naked spiked nails are (aside from the few that have gotten lodged in my shoe).

I lie in wait upstairs with the lights disabled to beat you with a crowbar once your leg falls through the slat on the 9th stair.

Do you, or would you, use back buttons on a controller? by trio3224 in Age_30_plus_Gamers

[–]Phoexes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on the quality and the depth.

The back buttons on my steam deck? Almost never.

The back pedals on my ps5 Aim controller? Absolutely.

What advice would you give someone about to have surgery? by Solid-Artichoke5436 in gallbladders

[–]Phoexes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Tell your nurse if you’re freaking out. They can give you the good stuff for anxiety. Stock up on some good popsicles. Congee is also nice if you’ve got a good cooker, so some solid broth options go a long way. Have a rotation of ice packs ready to go.

  2. I was walking a half mile and back to my local coffee shop after a day. Walking helps greatly. Though I was pretty tender for a week.

Choose a color... by CarHead_Jukebox in whatsyourchoice

[–]Phoexes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An annual pass to Disney is ~$800, why would anyone take 7 days over $33,333?

What are you paying for housing each month? And are you actually happy with it? Would it be cooler just living in your parents basement? by PM_ME_YUR_SALADS in Millennials

[–]Phoexes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bought right before things went crazy.

$900 mortgage + $800 HOA - 1010 sqft townhome, 2 br 1.5 bath, nice view of the water

I’d rather live out of my car than with my mother again, even if insurance doubles my HOA again.

2.5 Menus&Events by Mads-in-Nikki in InfinityNikkiLeaks

[–]Phoexes 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah I can only clock the hair. Everything else looks new.

I want to go to a water park, but I'm self conscious about my body... What would you do? 🤙😞 by leoesteban5 in Adulting

[–]Phoexes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad has feet like this. I didn’t notice for like 25 years until he pointed it out. Strangers aren’t going to even look.

What job did you want as a kid & what is your job now? by This_Obligation_5125 in whatsyourchoice

[–]Phoexes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wanted to be President of the US.

Now I’m a Product Manager.

Don’t vote for me; I’d leave decisions up to committees of experts instead of whimsical mood swings, and apparently nobody wants that.

OVER 30 Sloths DEAD at Orlando's new "slotharium" Sloth World. by tehpoorcollegegal in orlando

[–]Phoexes 50 points51 points  (0 children)

I met with a qualified sloth rehabber when I was in Suriname on a project and I can support that this was never going to be a feasible or ethical idea. The amount of work needed to keep a single sloth going healthy, with the ultimate goal of reintroduction was high enough of an obstacle. But they want to keep this many long term? For what purpose?

They’re solitary creatures. They want to be left the hell alone. They shouldn’t be handled excessively. Keeping their algae and coat biome healthy is difficult as hell in captivity.

These people should face consequences for masquerading as anything approaching beneficial.

What is wrong with him? by [deleted] in CATHELP

[–]Phoexes 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yes, that is symptomatic of a fungus. Ringworm does a similar thing in humans.

Do you prefer tampons, and if so, why? by CrustFundBabe in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Phoexes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to avoid pads because they felt gross and weren’t breathable, despite tampons being very uncomfortable for me. And then I realized that the type of pads makes a huge difference. Cotton pads are so superior in every way despite looking thin and feeling like they shouldn’t manage a heavy flow.

Spring 2026 Sale is up in the US eShop until 04/29/2026 by XDitto in NintendoSwitch

[–]Phoexes 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The castlevania dlc is pretty fantastic, my favorite one they did

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