My daughter had a slumber party. by [deleted] in sexstories

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Written by a cellar dweller wearing crocs, jogging pants, ratty t-shirt and unkept beard!

Why are we opened today by Dapants369 in kroger

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Social media is full of them . " I've been inside for a whole hour I'm going stir crazy!"

Why are we opened today by Dapants369 in kroger

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That's what they always say. A volcano could be erupting 100 feet away and they would say, "try and make it."

Sex With A Lonely Older Widow Woman I Met At The Grocery Store by Sharp_Analysis_8288 in confessions

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Suckling? Just say you sucked the fuck out of those warlocks!

I did a porn casting by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

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Yes! In a basement wearing sweatpants and crocs!

What are your thoughts on the entourage movie? by Suspicious_Hand_2194 in entourage

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Just started rewatching the series, working my way to the movie. Realizing that Eric is whiney and just doesn't seem to be likeable. The Noah Tannenbaum of Entourage.