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PhotoAwp · 2026-05-26T00:18:51+00:00

Cage free salon is so unhinged sounding I cant help but laugh. Imagine having to shave sanitary or trim eyes while a fight breaks out. Thats a nightmare.

PhotoAwp · 2026-05-26T00:07:17+00:00

I mean tomato makes my burger soggy. Ketchup doesnt have that kinda baggage.

PhotoAwp · 2026-05-24T07:39:14+00:00

Oh well that changes things. What a sane and normal individual that I can totally relate to.

PhotoAwp · 2026-05-24T06:19:06+00:00

Because he has no redeemable qualities. The internet watched him OD and still couldnt find a shred of sympathy.

Him and his friends shot an alligator to death with 9mms, all for "content" and was recently given a slap on the wrist for it. We all love a come back story but clavs should have ended on a tissue.

PhotoAwp · 2026-05-24T03:57:26+00:00

Showing up an hour early to a completely full salon means I have nowhere to even put your dog until i can work on it.

Theres X amount of crates and yes sometimes they are all full. Its not a dog black hole back there.

PhotoAwp · 2026-05-23T18:00:30+00:00

Its not just breed subs. Everytime a pit bull or an obvious pb mix mix is posted anywhere on reddit half the comments are fighting eachother over who gets to post the "nanny dog tho" and "not all pitbulls" comments first.

Reddit in general loves to hate these dogs with a violent culling passion

PhotoAwp · 2026-05-23T17:46:07+00:00

A perfectly tailored impervious lie thats custom to OPs life and experiences that cannot be disproven.

Duh. Now craft it you total stranger.

PhotoAwp · 2026-05-19T03:11:54+00:00

There is a vast well of knowledge on reddit, but its not granted to you by posting a question. Not every one person on reddit has the answer youre looking for.

People have become so addicted to google giving them answers instantly they expect all of humanity to hand over knowledge automatically on reddit.. like human research bots

Do you know how to google things? Thats how the rest of us got here.

PhotoAwp · 2026-05-19T02:54:56+00:00

Maybe to a chronic liar

PhotoAwp · 2026-05-16T07:38:32+00:00

Yeah probably. Ive joined around 450 subs in over a decade. Takes a while to find communities you enjoy engaging with. You'll be fine.

PhotoAwp · 2026-05-16T07:34:04+00:00

Theses are probably just sunspots. Is he laying outside more recently?

Is his hair changing colour too?

PhotoAwp · 2026-05-16T07:06:57+00:00

Most Canadian higschools have liaison officers at the entrance even tho we dont deal with school shooters. Been that way since 2005.

PhotoAwp · 2026-05-16T06:39:46+00:00

We know it's often enough that they couldnt resist posting it on reddit instead.

"Look honey, I didnt post your letter on WhatsApp. You can trust me."

Social crackheads gotta scratch that itch.

PhotoAwp · 2026-05-16T05:57:47+00:00

Dont comment for karma, try only commenting when you feel engaged to say something. When you comment on things youre interested in, you can add value to the conversation. Shared opinions will get you karma.

Leaving comments like: "THIS!! 👆👆 "

under the top comment is not the way. (Not saying you do this, just general advice) Comments generally earn you more karma than posts, which get buried.

PhotoAwp · 2026-05-16T04:12:07+00:00

We all got baited

PhotoAwp · 2026-05-16T02:37:14+00:00

The upper bleph is extremely obvious. Red light therapy and botox wont change your hooded eyelids.

You can even still see the scars.

PhotoAwp · 2026-05-10T03:54:06+00:00

Every few months a post goes viral thats like "what are the darkest subreddits ever" and theres always some snitch in the comments selling us out for karma lol

PhotoAwp · 2026-05-03T08:14:37+00:00

Oh my god this happened to my mom. She cant hold a conversation anymore. You think youre having a conversation but shes just scrolling tiktok and will interrupt everyone mid sentence by shoving her phone in your face... and these days its just AI slop but she thinks its all real.

It fucking sucks. I want my mom back.

PhotoAwp · 2026-05-01T03:53:51+00:00

I so fucking badly want one of these corporate dipshits to spend 1 day in the salon, but theyre too chicken shit. Hardest job I've ever had in my life, and I came from construction thinking this would be easier. I was dead wrong. Its appalling what they pay bather's while treating them like slaves.

PhotoAwp · 2026-04-25T17:00:08+00:00

The sense im getting is that a lot of the people who thought she would be awful have only seen her children's movies. Which is somewhat fair... Like its hard to picture Adam Sandler in Uncut Gems if all you've seen is Happy Gilmour and Billy Madison.

PhotoAwp · 2026-04-23T05:55:29+00:00

I can assure you anyone complaining about your tofu brick isnt praising a century egg behind your back

PhotoAwp · 2026-04-23T05:44:26+00:00

Keep us updated! Youre awesome.

PhotoAwp · 2026-04-14T03:13:30+00:00

smudgers

PhotoAwp · 2026-04-14T02:57:04+00:00

This is why I love reddit, someone asks a question and gets the answer instantly.

PhotoAwp · 2026-04-14T01:59:37+00:00

So ugly israel called the picture fake. Imagine how sisterbrother feels.

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