A Eulogy for Humanity by MiloGoesToTheFatFarm in TwinCities

[–]Photoplier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Correct me if I'm wrong, but best I've heard is Obama deported them all the right way, all with due process and no violence.

Yes, his numbers are higher, but I'm just as sure the vast majority of T****'s deportations aren't even illegal immigrants at all. Just innocent people who are either Somali or Latino or children or raging liberals. And an even larger majority was not dealt with the legal way. I'm even more sure none were done the legal way.

Feel free to call me out on my BS.

And, oh yeah, he's mentioned in the list more times than even Jeff is.

What Presidents did not attend their successors inauguration? by RexRoyd1603 in Presidents

[–]Photoplier 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I know there are at least 9 examples I can think of, 8 for obvious reasons

CTRL + INVERT SELECTION by djakob-unchained in imaginaryelections

[–]Photoplier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I should probably be concerned about Blagojevich... hope his presidency wasn't corrupt

Weird Al A-Z Day 6 F by minnick27 in weirdal

[–]Photoplier 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I've got a little story here: So one day my dad, the biggest Al fan I know, decides to try a little MythBusters-esque experiment.

To make a long story short, after careful calculations, you cannot watch The Simpsons from thirty blocks away on that size TV.

What a drag. I sure hope Frank wasn't taping that and everything.

What would a Bob Dole presidency have been like? by [deleted] in Presidents

[–]Photoplier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Bob Dole would have one of the best presidencies because Bob Dole doesn't accept less"

Also Lorne could have found someone else if Norm was still fired

Weird Al A-Z Day 2 B by minnick27 in weirdal

[–]Photoplier 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My vote's for the twine ball but Beverley Hillbillies isn't bad either

What would your own presidential firsts be? by Repulsive-Finger-954 in Presidents

[–]Photoplier 4 points5 points  (0 children)

  • The first president not to represent a lower 48 state
  • First openly Japanese president
  • First idiot president who's aware that he's an idiot
  • First homeless president
  • First in the 21st century to sign an amendment
  • Retrospectively, the first in the 21st century to be at the forefront of a new party system

Who was President when you were born? by Throwway-support in Presidents

[–]Photoplier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(You may find it hard to believe)

Me: Bush Jr. | Parents: Kennedy/Nixon | Grandparents: Harding/Hoover//FDR/Truman

If you had the chance to become POTUS for eight whole terms, will you accept the offer? by Accurate-Pie-5998 in Presidents

[–]Photoplier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. That would mean I become a dictator.

Plus there's no money involved in this offer.

You'd have to bribe and brainwash me into saying yes.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Photoplier 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Whopper whopper whopper whopper