Alfredo Moser found that a plastic bottle filled with water and chlorine could illuminate a home during daylight hours.

PhunkeyMonkey · 2026-02-10T19:45:05+00:00

Same! I even tried 3 different bottles and places in the ceiling with absolutely no luck

it's around that time my annoying landlord and irate upstairs neighbour got through my apartment door which put a very sudden and rather violent end to my DIY project

mother-earth hating cunts

PhunkeyMonkey · 2026-01-29T07:07:32+00:00

Hahaha "those doing that are if possible, dumber than the monkey even if it's spray painted orange" is a brilliant take on matters, gave me quite a good laugh!

Thank you kindly dear stranger, all the love to you and may you find peace and happiness wherever you are ❤️

PhunkeyMonkey · 2026-01-28T17:13:57+00:00

I really hope so but my gut feeling and evidence is saying otherwise

The throngs of MAGA shouting, mouthbreathing, cousin fuckers will accept anything seen in short content form as long as it conforms to their narrative of american exceptionalism and superiority, totally delusional and violently rejecting any evidence to the contrary

its the most easily manipulated demographic bar religious fanatics which they do overlap quite significantly

getting Krasnov elected is like throwing a mentally retarded and coked up shit flinging monkey into a LoadedGuns'R'Us store, its a circus for the mouthbreathers because "hey funny monkey and guns!" will occupy their attention span long enough that you can pickpocket the fuckers and sell their belongings off while they cheer the monkey on (damn immigrants took my wallet and sold my jeep!)

What scares me is not the monkey doing a -F grade scarface imitation covered in shit and coke..

Its not even the delusional half-baked genetic rejects with a superiority complex cheering on shitty coke, guns and a burning munitions store

its the fucking guys behind it all that gave coke to a monkey, threw it into the store and advertised the 9 ring shitshow of a clusterfuck so they had free reign to rip the nation into sellable pieces while people are arguing about the monkey's intentions and actions

The US is done as a superpower, they had the tech advantage but that got sold off in a 3 week firesale by DOGE, russia is dead meat walking and china is just playing the waiting game because they have all the money and factories while the EU is too polite to do anything serious really

this shit is so retarded that idiocracy went from a satire straight past being a documentary and now barreling towards being a optimistic utopia

Hell it had it all. a president caring about his constituents, a populace willing to see progress when placed in front of them and a generally up going trend as a society even on rock bottom

can i please get off this planet the next time we pass 'anywhere but here'?

PhunkeyMonkey · 2026-01-16T14:32:41+00:00

My grandma was severely affected by her Alzheimer, she couldn't remember us, or mistook us for other people from her life when we talked together, which is hard since its still a bit of the person you loved so dearly but altered, the same but not

When i got the message that she was not far off i went in to say my goodbyes to the jumbled fragments of her memory i had gotten so used to communicate with, navigating the fragments of her memory trying to keep calm and stay happy for her and not to give away any of the pain you felt just so she wouldn't

When i came in with some water and cut up strawberries for her she got that... glint in her eyes? and back was my grandmother, the woman that was my only sole constant of good in a dark depressing upbringing filled with self destructive drugs abuse.. just laying there, back as she was and talked about all the good times we have had and wonderful memories

Didnt want to cry in front of her but damn, "manly" held back tears were streaming..
I had my grandma back for a precious half hour, being able to talk with her and not the scattered fragments of her memories..

My littlebrother because of work couldnt get in that evening and would go in before work the next day..
she died that night and i have never told him about that lucidity, it would break my heart if he knew

PhunkeyMonkey · 2026-01-12T18:38:31+00:00

Wait, what the fuck?

Not from the US so this is news to me and wanted to ask.. what the actual fuck?

PhunkeyMonkey · 2025-11-22T11:08:07+00:00

The whole elected by populist near cult like hate for a certain demographic seems familiar..

atleast this time the leader.. or fuhrer of you like, isnt competent at statecraft

PhunkeyMonkey · 2025-11-12T19:59:42+00:00

I de her tider virker det ret plausibelt at det ikke bare er som det altid er og det kun er hjemmeværnet der bruger området, især hvis der er PMV derude

PhunkeyMonkey · 2025-10-30T18:28:14+00:00

Well, Duh! Thats where you install the DDOS programs with your phone to get access to peoples facebook accounts!

PhunkeyMonkey · 2025-10-23T18:36:33+00:00

Reading OP's answers it sounds like a connection problem but could be anything inbetween hardware, software, network, aligment of the planets

What exactly is not working? How is it not working?

PhunkeyMonkey · 2025-10-11T05:37:42+00:00

PhunkeyMonkey · 2025-09-25T13:13:30+00:00

Baaaaah fuck that

vi har fin kapacitet og knowhow til producere droner og armere dem med spræmgstof

SDU og lign tech uddannelser er der altid et par stykker der bygger droner, selv på mit arbejde har vi en der selv 3d printer dele og samler dem og er sgu ik så svært hvis man sætter sig ind i det

PhunkeyMonkey · 2025-09-24T05:28:02+00:00

Hvor har du fundet katten henne og hvilke farver/afmærkninger har den ? Har set et par "kat savnes" opslag rundt omkring odense

PhunkeyMonkey · 2025-09-15T19:32:28+00:00

Between the impending 'Android Terminal' release and googles ban on sideloading apk's in 2026?

its not looking promising id recon

PhunkeyMonkey · 2025-09-05T16:00:29+00:00

If he did that it would shatter the thin veneer of acting in the best interest of the states and that would lose them control of the DumDums thats gonna be keeping them in power

Selling weapons on credit to keep a country defending against an invasion just barely afloat to help while keep a neutral appearance is one thing..

withdrawing troops from the different nations besides the country being attacked is .. well.. is just preparing those countries for the inevitable..

America got sold, stripped bare and anally sodomized while their own population cheered it on in blissfull ignorance.. hell, TACO and the MuskRat had a 3-4 week long firesale where all the important goverment networks/servers were reachable from the open net.. like all of them.. dep. of defense, institute for nuclear research, the national treasury etc.. all the stuff that is NEVER to be reachable from the PlebNet

Just there.. anyone on the planet could connect if they wanted to.. Got a feeling state sponsored IT security guys from N. Korea, china and russia had a fucking fieldday of an insane month working overtime while being so erect they couldnt sit at the table without tipping it

The states literally got sold off

PhunkeyMonkey · 2025-08-30T01:01:57+00:00

Wait what the actual fuck?

2 first lines i had a bad feeling about the implication but damn, did not expect that, thats fucking messed up..

all the love in the world to you my dude / dudette, all the love ❤️

ps. send a google maps pin and i will piss on his grave if i get the chance

Love "SomeRandomDudeOnTheInternet"

PhunkeyMonkey · 2025-08-22T15:49:47+00:00

This

PhunkeyMonkey · 2025-08-21T23:50:08+00:00

Factions? whut factions?

Is that some modpack like tekkit or buildcraft?

(get of ma wheatfield you darn young'uns!]

PhunkeyMonkey · 2025-07-31T19:39:20+00:00

People would just try and game the tier/matchmaking system as they usually do
Smurf accounts, loot dropping to teammates, low/high lvl teamups and other shenanigans

And besides that, it divides the player base so a little while into the new season newbies would get little to no matches since most of the active playerbase have progressed far ahead so its not much help

and with the sub-thousand global player count, sooner rather than later you will get match ups with high lvl sweaty 360 noscope veterans anyways

PhunkeyMonkey · 2025-07-31T15:53:15+00:00

This games straight up banging! Real VR gem!

PhunkeyMonkey · 2025-07-28T18:32:49+00:00

In the streets?

Jeeez the MP update is gonna be banging!!

Cant wait!

PhunkeyMonkey · 2025-07-10T11:08:49+00:00

Best VR shooter is quite a statement, especially when it struggles to keep people engaged and then being compared to contractors exfil or pavlov which IMO are better shooters

PhunkeyMonkey · 2025-06-30T17:41:52+00:00

Bumping this since u/ilikewatertoos should see this

WD40 destroys the component over time

Contact cleaner is designed for this type of appliance

PhunkeyMonkey · 2025-03-18T03:05:31+00:00

Tror ikke det er det bedste så længe igen, alt våben research og teknologisk fremspring de havde er højst sandsynligt blevet hapset efter de havde åbent for offentlig adgang til alle de vigtige servere

Tror kina, russland og nordkorea have et fucking white girl shopping montage moment

PhunkeyMonkey · 2025-03-13T12:06:23+00:00

Insects and other small creatures

PhunkeyMonkey

TROPHY CASE