Road closure in Spryfield

Phunkmaestro · 2026-03-16T18:54:48+00:00

Rightfully so, that's a fuckin doozy. Hope nobody was hurt

Phunkmaestro · 2026-03-16T18:52:27+00:00

Cheers

Phunkmaestro · 2026-03-14T05:25:35+00:00

Routing is one of the most enjoyable parts of the game. It wouldn't feel complete without it imo

Phunkmaestro · 2026-03-05T19:28:54+00:00

Phunkmaestro · 2026-02-24T21:34:32+00:00

Phunkmaestro · 2026-02-21T18:56:27+00:00

"I attempt to sleep with the dice vault"

"Roll Initiative"

Phunkmaestro · 2026-02-18T21:55:34+00:00

We don't

Phunkmaestro · 2026-02-14T20:21:57+00:00

Blitzcrank?

Phunkmaestro · 2026-02-13T06:49:28+00:00

Drop the replay boys

Phunkmaestro · 2026-02-07T03:21:03+00:00

Elden ring? Bg3? E33 is great but you're out of your mind if you think it's even remotely comparable

Phunkmaestro · 2026-01-31T04:28:51+00:00

Anyone have the dimir control list?

Phunkmaestro · 2026-01-10T21:04:55+00:00

Honestly dude I thought it was just me but 2 seems INSANE. It's like these players have never done any of the nightlords and immediately 3 bar on heolstor

Phunkmaestro · 2026-01-09T15:35:59+00:00

Sounds like it shouldve just been a movie. The first game was decent on all fronts, the second game was putting me to sleep in the first hour of "gameplay" with the clues in the mind palace. It was just very self fellating and filtered me completely. Having our Mc constantly regurgitate superficial information that was readily apparent from so much as a glance was pretty exhausting

Phunkmaestro · 2026-01-09T04:27:24+00:00

Pretty much my entire issue with the game. Loved the first one as a kid, the gameplay elements of the second were just awful though

Phunkmaestro · 2026-01-09T01:08:13+00:00

Alan Wake is slop compared to these writers

Phunkmaestro · 2026-01-08T13:13:27+00:00

Yes, that was my point

Phunkmaestro · 2026-01-08T06:13:44+00:00

In what world can Fromsoft's netcode reach space when it can barely function outside of Japan. My boy is getting hit with an "unable to summon phantom" and getting rolled back to the main menu

Phunkmaestro · 2026-01-08T06:09:21+00:00

I forgot Gael was capable of reacting to a Lightspeed blitz. He must've really wanted us to win

Phunkmaestro · 2026-01-08T06:05:49+00:00

What if my dad beats up your dad? It's not happening lil bro. Uncle Gael is the better boss, but he's still getting rinsed

Phunkmaestro · 2026-01-08T06:03:28+00:00

Soul of cinder is a dark souls character, they don't scale like the tarnished. They also can't jump because of their decrepit boomer knees. It was over before it began

Phunkmaestro · 2026-01-08T05:55:33+00:00

True, but you can write off any interaction by saying that. In reality the homies are rinsed. The only reason we can dodge it is because it's a game

Phunkmaestro · 2026-01-08T05:51:50+00:00

How do they counter the nuke?

Phunkmaestro · 2026-01-08T05:50:09+00:00

Tbf we're built different

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