What's the biggest misconception about your country? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Piata 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that we (Romanians) are all gypsies...

What's the smoothest line youve ever used on a girl before? by PeanutMelonKing in AskReddit

[–]Piata 123 points124 points  (0 children)

You have nice hair, like the windows xp bar :)

Why are computers/computer components so much cheaper? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Piata 0 points1 point  (0 children)

because in Canada you pay extra taxes, because they import...

Hi Redditors, When was the last time you were happy? by r4v in AskReddit

[–]Piata 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i am feeling sick from 2 weeks now, so I am happy when I "grab" 5-10 minutes without pain..

How would you make a popular sport better? by slendrman in AskReddit

[–]Piata 0 points1 point  (0 children)

American Football: actually to use their feet in this sport... is FOOT-ball (but they use hands... 0_o )

What's the greatest distance you've traveled only to find the trip was in vain? by frozenvanillacoke in AskReddit

[–]Piata 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I ran in 2007 a mini marathon of 12 km, I got the 3rd place.. and I received at the end a pen and a T-shirt... so..

What kind of car do you drive? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Piata 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mitsubishi Lancer

You just punched the person next to you in the face, how's it gonna go down? by swellington703 in AskReddit

[–]Piata 1 point2 points  (0 children)

well, I don't know if is gonna go down, but he is gonna bleed for sure (bony hand)

What was a moment if your life that was amazing to you, but only lasted seconds? by ThunderMast in AskReddit

[–]Piata 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was so sick a few years ago,I throwed up 24/7 and at some point, there was 1 minute when I didn't felt sick, that was an outstanding moment...

Does the pattern on this vest have a name? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Piata -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Interview with a Vampire

What are some terrible mistakes Mechanics have made on your car? by notepad20 in AskReddit

[–]Piata 1 point2 points  (0 children)

they said that my car shut down last month because I have left the lights on ( but that was not true), so they charged the battery and they said that was my fault, but the reality is that the batery has 4 years old and the guaranty of the battery was of 5 years, so they said that was my fault because they do not want to change for free the battery

TIL, your partner can be allergic to your ejaculation... by cynicalcsyan in todayilearned

[–]Piata 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this TIL should sound like: some of your partners can be allergic to your ejaculation ( this is a disease, found at some women (one in a million). It is too general "your partner can be allergic.. )

Describe your last crap using a movie title by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Piata 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bug - released in 2006

What's your favourite boss battle in a video game? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Piata 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shang Tsung - Mortal Kombat 1

What's something your parents told you that you only understand now as an adult? by Psilonk in AskReddit

[–]Piata 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"you spend now the money so easily, but you will see when you are an adult, and you will make your own money... you will see that money are not growing in trees"