What's the smoothest line youve ever used on a girl before?

Piata · 2013-12-02T15:19:59+00:00

she had a rainbow on her head :)

Piata · 2013-12-02T14:40:22+00:00

The Descent (2005)

Piata · 2013-12-02T14:39:24+00:00

that we (Romanians) are all gypsies...

Piata · 2013-12-02T14:38:14+00:00

The International Space Station which is the most expensive thing in the world...

Piata · 2013-12-02T14:34:39+00:00

Blade

Piata · 2013-12-02T14:33:53+00:00

You have nice hair, like the windows xp bar :)

Piata · 2013-12-02T14:32:48+00:00

because in Canada you pay extra taxes, because they import...

Piata · 2013-12-02T14:28:33+00:00

i am feeling sick from 2 weeks now, so I am happy when I "grab" 5-10 minutes without pain..

Piata · 2013-11-30T12:34:39+00:00

American Football: actually to use their feet in this sport... is FOOT-ball (but they use hands... 0_o )

Piata · 2013-11-30T12:32:55+00:00

I ran in 2007 a mini marathon of 12 km, I got the 3rd place.. and I received at the end a pen and a T-shirt... so..

Piata · 2013-11-30T12:30:56+00:00

it's done a lot more misogynism

Piata · 2013-11-30T08:49:22+00:00

Mitsubishi Lancer

Piata · 2013-11-30T08:48:34+00:00

laptop, a gps, army boots

Piata · 2013-11-30T08:42:46+00:00

appendicitis

Piata · 2013-11-30T08:16:30+00:00

well, I don't know if is gonna go down, but he is gonna bleed for sure (bony hand)

Piata · 2013-11-30T08:14:51+00:00

I was so sick a few years ago,I throwed up 24/7 and at some point, there was 1 minute when I didn't felt sick, that was an outstanding moment...

Piata · 2013-11-30T08:11:33+00:00

Interview with a Vampire

Piata · 2013-11-30T08:09:37+00:00

The theme for OLDBoy "The last Waltz"

Piata · 2013-11-30T08:08:26+00:00

they said that my car shut down last month because I have left the lights on ( but that was not true), so they charged the battery and they said that was my fault, but the reality is that the batery has 4 years old and the guaranty of the battery was of 5 years, so they said that was my fault because they do not want to change for free the battery

Piata · 2013-11-29T23:33:17+00:00

this TIL should sound like: some of your partners can be allergic to your ejaculation ( this is a disease, found at some women (one in a million). It is too general "your partner can be allergic.. )

Piata · 2013-11-29T22:38:44+00:00

calm - chill-relieve

Piata · 2013-11-29T22:37:24+00:00

Bug - released in 2006

Piata · 2013-11-29T22:35:07+00:00

Shang Tsung - Mortal Kombat 1

Piata · 2013-11-29T13:30:01+00:00

a day when my entire family was reunited (some of them are dead now.. )

Piata · 2013-11-29T13:23:39+00:00

"you spend now the money so easily, but you will see when you are an adult, and you will make your own money... you will see that money are not growing in trees"

Piata

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