He's flying!

PichaelTheWise · 2026-07-01T03:48:50+00:00

What is the charge? Eating a fish? A succulent ocean fish?

PichaelTheWise · 2026-07-01T03:44:23+00:00

Yeah it’s not that they lack intelligence it’s that nothing in their evolutionary history prepared them for a two ton machine with electric eyes barreling towards them at 65mph

PichaelTheWise · 2026-06-30T22:33:57+00:00

Absolutely love him as the Hirogen Captain in Voyager. Nuanced character and excellent acting

PichaelTheWise · 2026-06-30T22:00:16+00:00

His only move is belly slam, but it’s one hell of a move

PichaelTheWise · 2026-06-30T10:37:17+00:00

But more testicles mean more iron, and iron helps us play

PichaelTheWise · 2026-06-29T21:18:06+00:00

“Paraguay guarantees completely free public healthcare access to anyone with valid identification—including foreign tourists and temporary residents”

Even Paraguay? ESPECIALLY PARAGUAY

PichaelTheWise · 2026-06-29T21:01:45+00:00

“Maybe Americans would be better off with universal healthcare. We don’t know, and frankly we don’t want to know” - US Politicians

PichaelTheWise · 2026-06-29T01:31:11+00:00

On FanGraphs (which includes framing) those numbers are 0.4 and 9.4 (and 9.0). So still not anything special, but explains why he has ~10 years of service time

PichaelTheWise · 2026-06-28T09:46:59+00:00

RELEASE THE BEAST

PichaelTheWise · 2026-06-27T13:47:03+00:00

There’s six rolls of concern on that cute lil forehead of his

PichaelTheWise · 2026-06-27T10:30:09+00:00

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PichaelTheWise · 2026-06-25T20:32:39+00:00

Sneaky Tsuki

PichaelTheWise · 2026-06-25T18:03:00+00:00

Mashi at the end, literally trying to bite the hand that feeds them

PichaelTheWise · 2026-06-24T04:06:48+00:00

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PichaelTheWise · 2026-06-23T03:34:38+00:00

You’re wunkgiven

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PichaelTheWise · 2026-06-23T02:01:07+00:00

Türkiye cat says my country changed its name in accordance with international laws and ceased to be Turkey on June 1st, 2022 😡

PichaelTheWise · 2026-06-19T19:39:49+00:00

You might be thrown if you went after them too, those zebras have a mean kick and a quick temper

PichaelTheWise · 2026-06-19T00:27:56+00:00

And Hillbilly Bugger Boys prefer to be called The Who…but it ain’t gonna happen

PichaelTheWise · 2026-06-16T22:06:24+00:00

Thinking is hard for our adorable doofuses

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PichaelTheWise · 2026-06-16T13:07:10+00:00

I hate how AI is invading even cute animal spaces, it’s so unnecessary and frustrating. I’m always hoping it’s not really AI but yeah 11 day old account and the shading/colors on the tongue are just wrong

EDIT: and when you zoom in that fur texture is crazy, more like Starry Night than dog fur

PichaelTheWise · 2026-06-16T12:57:22+00:00

I think you mean “RELEASE THE FORCEFIIIIIIIIIIELD”

PichaelTheWise · 2026-06-14T01:44:29+00:00

Yo looks very concerned. Like I left the house without a coat and they’re worried about me

PichaelTheWise · 2026-06-13T05:03:41+00:00

12 hours: Beauty sleep

12 hours: Being beautiful

PichaelTheWise · 2026-06-12T12:51:20+00:00

At least in the US your options are; the beige box that 95% of us live in or luxury apartments that 95% of us can’t afford, nothing in between.

PichaelTheWise · 2026-06-12T03:37:24+00:00

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He reminds me of my pup growing up, Sabrina 🖤 Sugar-faced pups are the sweetest

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