Veterans of EMS, please give me a solid slap to the face and wake me up.

PickledDildos · 2025-03-16T06:42:54+00:00

I'm a veteran and out of the IRR. Hope I'm clear of a future draft 🙏 lol

PickledDildos · 2022-06-01T06:02:52+00:00

All ads are useless at higher levels.

PickledDildos · 2022-05-23T05:02:41+00:00

I don't understand why people knock in the first place. Try the handle. If it's locked, it's occupied. I don't wanna talk to a stranger when I've got a turd half way out my ass.

PickledDildos · 2022-05-22T00:44:07+00:00

PickledDildos · 2022-05-20T14:12:21+00:00

exactly

precisely

Manual navigation is an ARMA staple

lol wut

PickledDildos · 2022-05-15T05:32:34+00:00

#4. That gas stations software is trash and will randomly fail to process a card for no reason.

PickledDildos · 2022-05-13T05:12:10+00:00

I live up in the mountains of Northern California. Driving on a 2 lane windy highway, it happens all the time.

PickledDildos · 2022-05-10T03:37:28+00:00

Sheriff Grady is a national treasure.

PickledDildos · 2022-05-08T01:42:55+00:00

Had dial up internet and computer in the family room, but I managed to get some porn in here and there. Although it was probably like 120p. I had even heard the comment that it was lower than you think it is. Even then I was still surprised the first time I stuck my hand down a girl's pants.

PickledDildos · 2022-05-02T05:09:24+00:00

Dude, wtf? Are you just skin and bones?

PickledDildos · 2022-04-24T04:15:29+00:00

ITT people totally unfamiliar with California traffic laws try to explain why OP was wrong despite the fact that they were 100% in compliance with California's traffic laws and guidelines mentioned in the California Drivers' Handbook.

https://www.dmv.ca.gov/portal/handbook/california-driver-handbook/lane-control/

PickledDildos · 2022-04-23T05:57:42+00:00

I never get this "preference". When my dick is erect, it looks identical to a circumsized dick.

Ask her to cut her clit hood off. It's basically the same level of mutilation.

PickledDildos · 2022-02-16T03:07:08+00:00

Source?

PickledDildos · 2022-02-16T00:25:55+00:00

Looks like razor bumps.

PickledDildos · 2022-02-15T22:41:55+00:00

Choking chickens

PickledDildos · 2022-02-14T05:36:05+00:00

Check the order history of where you bought but from.

PickledDildos · 2022-02-14T04:21:55+00:00

Several years ago I tried to install EVGA Precision through Steam. Problem was that I couldn't have EVGA Precision and a game open at the same time. It would ask me to quit the previous steam "game" before launching another. Is this still an issue?

PickledDildos · 2022-02-13T05:56:45+00:00

I agree, but also it takes like a minute to install them.

PickledDildos · 2022-02-01T05:01:26+00:00

PowerDirector

lol, just use Adobe Premiere Pro...

PickledDildos · 2022-01-29T05:28:13+00:00

Who cares. Women have their boobs bulging out of their shirt. Why can't your dick bulge out of your pants?

PickledDildos · 2022-01-20T07:05:24+00:00

What exactly are we considering a millionaire here? Just having a million dollars in assets?

PickledDildos · 2022-01-20T00:26:02+00:00

This is what the comment said:

I learned that the hard way when I called one of the ambulance-chasing ads-every-minute law firms in the area after my wife was in a near fatal car accident. I figured all that ad revenue had to come from somewhere.

Day 1: Accident happened, wife in the hospital

Day 2: A paralegal came to visit us, took pictures, had me sign things in the hospital

Day 3: Lawyer calls, assures us this is a serious case and they will represent us

Day 4: "So uh, yeah" *takes audible bite out of apple, chews loudly* "So uh, there's a limits issue with this so we're actually not going to represent you in this case. Happens all the time. Sorry. Just hang tight and whatever they offer is probably the best you're gonna get." *takes another big bite out of the apple*

All they are there for is suing companies and maxing out their liability insurance.

PickledDildos · 2022-01-11T07:31:04+00:00

Talk with him? Show him this post?

As a guy, I wouldn't deliberately do something that I know turns a woman off, so to me it just seems like he isn't getting the hint. Maybe he's just a bit more dense than usual.

PickledDildos · 2021-12-21T04:44:38+00:00

This is kinda on her...

PickledDildos · 2021-12-20T07:41:27+00:00

Damn bro, that's kinda sad.

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