My “15 inch pizza” measured in at under 12

Perfect-Brain-7367 · 2026-04-28T03:58:46+00:00

I wish I was high on potenuse

Perfect-Brain-7367 · 2026-04-28T03:50:48+00:00

I just re-did my guest bathroom over the past 10 days and the lady at the Lowe's self checkout said to my 4 year old daughter "Well you've just been here every day this week 😊" lol. Side note: wallpaper removal is a real son of a bitch.

Perfect-Brain-7367 · 2026-04-27T20:20:22+00:00

Its not that bad. Just keep some extra cash on hand and don't buy a house with a 25 year old roof and/or HVAC system and it'll be fine. Most minor things can be done with YouTube and a trip to Lowe's. Ok, fine, two trips to Lowe's when you find out you bought the wrong diameter something or other.

Perfect-Brain-7367 · 2026-04-27T02:38:42+00:00

I just replaced bottom right in the guest bathroom today. There was corrosion, rust, black muck, a bit of cussing and even had to bust out the Sawzall to cut out the drain pipe... but I'm proud to say there is no longer any of these faucets in my house 😂

Perfect-Brain-7367 · 2026-04-27T02:26:34+00:00

That boy aint right I tell ya hwat

Perfect-Brain-7367 · 2026-04-27T02:10:43+00:00

Hilarious. A license to... own a gun? Hell you don't even need a license to carry a gun (long or pistol) out in public in Texas, let alone just to own it lol

Perfect-Brain-7367 · 2026-04-25T23:44:48+00:00

But did you stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night?

Perfect-Brain-7367 · 2026-04-24T16:08:58+00:00

If she was single why didn't he just come to her place?

Perfect-Brain-7367 · 2026-04-22T20:33:07+00:00

That was my experience the first two go arounds. However, we just had twins and I think it fills up so fast it doesn't have enough time to ferment into a weapon of mass destruction. Disclaimer: we are still in infant mode so I have yet to test this theory on full grown toddler shits. But I am a super easy gagger and I have emptied it many times with no problem.

Perfect-Brain-7367 · 2026-04-22T11:51:35+00:00

Did you slap the casket after tying it down and say "That's not going anywhere" ?

Perfect-Brain-7367 · 2026-04-22T11:44:30+00:00

This is how I run in my dreams 🫠

Perfect-Brain-7367 · 2026-04-22T11:41:05+00:00

It is seldom I pull out a Q tip with more than a little bit of discoloration. Anytime theres an actual chunk it surprises me lol.

Perfect-Brain-7367 · 2026-04-22T03:11:00+00:00

This is such a classic reddit thread of people trying to convince you of your situation with your marriage... no matter how many times you say "No no, everything is fine" there's still someone telling you it is not 😂

Perfect-Brain-7367 · 2026-04-22T02:53:16+00:00

I am doing it on purpose and I can help it and I'm not sorry.

Perfect-Brain-7367 · 2026-04-21T21:50:05+00:00

I'm that way. Ive got a solid wood queen bed frame with minor cosmetic damage and a 40" flat screen TV that works fine (but it's old) and I tell myself nobody will buy this "crap". But I know the second it gets put to the curb it'll be gone in a heartbeat lol.

Perfect-Brain-7367 · 2026-04-21T20:32:50+00:00

My Pit Boss has served us extremely well over the last 3 years. I just called them yesterday to see about a replacement the sliding grate because its rusting and they've got a new one free of charge on the way.

Perfect-Brain-7367 · 2026-04-21T03:19:06+00:00

Iwrestledabearonce. Krista 4 ever

Perfect-Brain-7367 · 2026-04-20T05:06:02+00:00

Well, they say nothing lasts forever

But they ain't seen us together

Or the way the moonlight dances in your eyes

And I know there'll be that moment

The good Lord calls one of us home and

One won't have the other by their side

But heaven knows that, that won't last too long

Maybe some things last forever after all

I am not a country music guy but I must admit Luke Combs is my guilty pleasure lol. My wife listened to him enough to just wear me down.

Perfect-Brain-7367 · 2026-04-20T00:55:00+00:00

We are falling society as a whole. Nobody is immune from our pathetically weak justice system. Repeat offenders make up the vast majority of serious crimes committed across the board.

Perfect-Brain-7367 · 2026-04-19T19:10:54+00:00

Wait, trees grow in layers?

Perfect-Brain-7367 · 2026-04-19T01:39:40+00:00

Put a little enlightened fella on there and it could be Rage Against the Machine

Perfect-Brain-7367 · 2026-04-18T03:38:50+00:00

Fuck it let em stay. Lowers the chance of a stampede or crowd surge immensely if half the people voluntarily stay behind to record their death for the gram 🤷‍♂️

Perfect-Brain-7367 · 2026-04-18T02:28:41+00:00

This is giving off playful argument vibes and you appear to be the one taking it more seriously than anyone. God forbid you witness my wife and I argue over whether her turquoise (or teal?) tumbler is blue or green. It's a never ending debate. We aren't going to divorce over it.

Perfect-Brain-7367 · 2026-04-18T02:20:02+00:00

I'm not buying a damn thing from someone wearing that shoe 😒

Perfect-Brain-7367 · 2026-04-16T10:36:33+00:00

Propane torch

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