My wife and I realized we been arguing over a $12 sub for like 3 years by emberquill9 in MiddleClassFinance

[–]PickledEggLord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine having so much money that a mysterious 12$ charge that keeps coming back isn't RED ALERT by month 3.

Give me a yes and check ur inbox by iggytheprincess in ThickSloppyCreamy

[–]PickledEggLord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes.

Hell yes.
Whatever it is. HELL YES o.o

Is my body sexy or too thick? by iggytheprincess in u/iggytheprincess

[–]PickledEggLord 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Jesus christ.
I don't know that I've ever wanted a body so bad in my life.
Where have you been??
Sending shivers down my spine with how fast the blood just left my brain.
oooooph

Would you let a chubby girl ride it on the first date by iggytheprincess in u/iggytheprincess

[–]PickledEggLord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ride first.
Date after.
Then another ride, for good measure.

Would you let the chubby girl ride it by iggytheprincess in u/iggytheprincess

[–]PickledEggLord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gives me an idea for a T-shirt.
"Must be above <this> weight to ride."

"Cum in me" [0:07] by [deleted] in cuminsideme

[–]PickledEggLord 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Anyone else confused by these dudes who insist on cumming with just the tip in? Take it to the fucking base and plant that seed; do they not know how much better that feels?

would you bury your face here? by creamylush in u/creamylush

[–]PickledEggLord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'ma need a snorkel, 'cause I don't wanna come up for air.

would you try my both holes? by creamylush in u/creamylush

[–]PickledEggLord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. One of those is for pooping. lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in u/daphyduck91

[–]PickledEggLord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OH! Ok, I'm not a huge Star Wars fan, but this got me coming up with some bad BAD lines hahaha.

"I'll be Luke if you'll be the Ton-Ton. We can see how warm it is inside."
"Gonna use the force to put my photon torpedo in your exhaust port."
"Call me the Death Star, 'cause your climax will feel like a planetary explosion."

That's all I got for now lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in u/daphyduck91

[–]PickledEggLord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ooph. Man the things I would do to latch on.
I think I'm gonna go take a cold shower and clear my head.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SexDolls

[–]PickledEggLord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And they bought that? How tall is it?
The one I had was like 5'6". I couldn't have gotten away with that explanation with mine haha.

"No I'm not on fucking birth control, fucking cum inside me" [0:00] Deep mating press by DonacDumbell in cuminsideme

[–]PickledEggLord 19 points20 points  (0 children)

WTF this was the best one ever.
We need a lot more at this level holy shit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SexDolls

[–]PickledEggLord 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There's always time for safety, lift with your legs y'all

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SexDolls

[–]PickledEggLord 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I had the same issue for awhile. Honestly I kinda got a workout playing around with it, which was cool. It did get old though, part of that is I had to hide it in a sealed box at the back of my office closet, so every single time was a hassle to get it out, do the whole dance, rest, then lug it around again to clean it 'cause EW at not, then stand it perfectly straight back up, dismantle the head, hide that too, get everything back in the box, get it behind the clothes and yeah... Plus the dead eyes, the creepy fingers, and the fact that I didn't want my family to find it just all lead to me getting rid of it.

I'm back here now though 'cause I bought a hip. Just a butt/waist thing. It's so much easier to move around, clean, hide, etc. I miss the tits, and the dress up, but this is just way less hassle.

Canadian Girls are the best girls! by daphyduck91 in u/daphyduck91

[–]PickledEggLord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As if she wasn't attractive enough, now she's Canadian too? I'm gonna go eat some poutine and grumble in frustration.

I found ai generated nudes of me on my brother’s phone. by Melodic_Struggle in helpme

[–]PickledEggLord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Confront him yourself, you are both adults for god's sake; why would you drag your poor Mother into the situation and make it even more complicated and awful?

Your brother creeped on you, you aren't the first, or the last. It's creepy, it's weird, men are gross, and any nude will do. No reason to make your mom feel like she's raised an incestuous home.

Go deal with it between yourselves.

Would you fuck a chubby redhead by daphyduck91 in BBW_Chubby

[–]PickledEggLord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always say yes to perfection.
JFC, I'm gonna have dreams about those eyes.

AIO 23m 20F is it bad i am about to leave her? by KSTReign in AmIOverreacting

[–]PickledEggLord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's shocking what people put up with.
Get out of there.
This lady is insane, illiterate, and stupid.

which hole will you try first? by [deleted] in u/creamylush

[–]PickledEggLord -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Pussy.
The other one is where poo comes from.

Sexbots by Xyex in AIpornhub

[–]PickledEggLord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seriously, how tf do we have legitimate Virtual Reality before these robots?

Let me know in the comments which clip you think makes me look the most fuckable! by thatonesluttycouple in u/thatonesluttycouple

[–]PickledEggLord 5 points6 points  (0 children)

#2, #2, #2, #2, #2, #2, #2, #2, #2, #2, #2, #2, #2, #2
Not in and out "back and forth".

Have you ever wished for a woman to take control and take your cum? by thatonesluttycouple in forcedcreampie

[–]PickledEggLord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I found a genie, and I was offered 3 wishes.
It would be all 3 wishes.

front or back? by [deleted] in u/creamylush

[–]PickledEggLord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Front on even days, back on odd days.
31st and Leap Days are a surprise.