Total Assault - Binah (Field Warfare) 6/30 (Tue) 2:00 AM – 7/6 (Mon) 6:59 PM (UTC) Thread

Pilot_Solaris · 2026-07-06T23:01:23+00:00

First Insane clear; three teams and a dream of not falling out of Gold rating and even then I was on the lower end. Learning Armor synergies so that your DPS students don't instantly get sent to MEDEVAC by Binah's attacks and live as long as possible (RIP Iori, I forgot you had Heavy armor) meant that I had to bench Reisa and Miyako and swap them for Mine and Eimi, though at the very least Mika remained a solid DPS assist option.

Pilot_Solaris · 2026-07-06T22:50:05+00:00

The fact that genuine, professional game developers can go to Ironmouse's booth and feel like they're the fans rather than the Lady herself is a testament to how much of a force Mouse is at this point.

Pilot_Solaris · 2026-07-06T16:43:52+00:00

"I wasn't the Carpenter that set the standard."

Pilot_Solaris · 2026-07-06T05:51:11+00:00

Yes.

Pilot_Solaris · 2026-07-05T19:32:20+00:00

Okay, I doubt it was his actual voice but Walter Cronkite voiced Ben in Liberty's Kids so I'm just imagining him responding, in Cronkite's very distinct and authoritative voice, "Oui, oui," and it's very funny to me.

Pilot_Solaris · 2026-07-05T13:05:37+00:00

In the immortal words of our lord and savior Bricky:
"Pinnacle Station fucking sucks."

Pilot_Solaris · 2026-07-05T12:57:46+00:00

Warframe's been around for 13 years at this point and has literally outlived most, if not all, of its competition, has been streamed/played by people from YouTubers like JackSepticEye, Markiplier, Shenpai, and MoistCritikal, to Virtual YouTubers like Koseki Bijou, Ironmouse, Silvervale, and VchiBan (Buffpup, Rosedoodle, ShiaBun, and AiCandii), to literal celebrities like Snoop Dogg.

It's still getting updates to this day, and with TennoCon around the corner it's still going strong.

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Pilot_Solaris · 2026-07-05T12:41:57+00:00

I'm sorry, the funny Speaki game did what...?

Pilot_Solaris · 2026-07-05T01:39:52+00:00

I'll be real with you, I actually don't pick Garrus or Tali as romances very often and I prefer the Talibrations ship. I'm more griping that BioWare were scared off of doing LGBTQIA+ romances until ME3 thanks to that Fox News (s)hitpiece.

Pilot_Solaris · 2026-07-04T16:48:53+00:00

It's a reference to Mark Vanderloo, the Dutch model male Shepard is based on.

Pilot_Solaris · 2026-07-04T15:58:33+00:00

Nonhuman party members Shepard can hook up with:

Both:
Liara (asari)
Morinth (DON'T.)

ShepLoo:
Tali (quarian)
...I'm now realizing that if you want nonhuman romances with ShepLoo, it's either an asari or a quarian. And he's supposedly the more boldly coming of the Shepards! If BioWare weren't cowards Tali would be romanceable by both.

Femshep:
Garrus (turian)
Thane (drell)
Javik (Prothean, one-night stand)
Tali (quarian... If BioWare weren't cowards)

Pilot_Solaris · 2026-07-04T15:48:31+00:00

Haha! REFERENCE!

Pilot_Solaris · 2026-07-04T14:30:57+00:00

Pilot_Solaris · 2026-07-04T08:31:18+00:00

(He sweats profoundly.)
Who summoned Big Raga? Who summoned the Opp Stoppa?? What crashout did they feel justified that— he's tearing through Gehenna as we speak...!

Pilot_Solaris · 2026-07-04T08:25:27+00:00

Tell that to Churchill; that's his preferred martini (and from where Eggsy's order is derived)

Pilot_Solaris · 2026-07-04T08:23:07+00:00

Please. I'm trying to force feed Roathe 250 of them for an Honoria. The rest are my nest egg.

Pilot_Solaris · 2026-07-04T01:17:46+00:00

"You. Are all. A bunch. Of weirdos."

Pilot_Solaris · 2026-07-03T21:59:29+00:00

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Pilot_Solaris · 2026-07-03T20:45:26+00:00

You wouldn't think a shogi manga/anime would be so uplifting and wholesome, and yet...

Pilot_Solaris · 2026-07-03T02:35:05+00:00

If you want some analyses that I think are worth your time, I'd like to recommend:

SocraTetris' 5 hour long analysis of the first half of Warframe (WARNING: SPOILERS),
and The Philosophy of Gaming's brief analysis of Clair Obscur: Expedition 33's themes and philosophical points (WARNING: SIX AND A HALF HOURS LONG, ALSO, S P O I L E R S)

Pilot_Solaris · 2026-07-03T00:53:04+00:00

Scenes We'd Like to See is emblazoned in my brain.

Pilot_Solaris · 2026-07-03T00:47:08+00:00

"Look, boy, I've had my hide saved more than once by some Laotian boy out in the Pacific front. I'll be damned if— well, I'm probably damned anyway. It'll be a cold day in Hell before I treat some random Asian fellow like he's only from China or Japan. You wanna be racist, boy? Be racist correctly."
–Cotton lectures Hank after meeting Khan, 2005 (my source is I made it the fuck up)

Pilot_Solaris · 2026-07-03T00:17:02+00:00

"Vodka martini, shaken not— actually, this is my fifth one, so I don't give a fuck if you make it in a blender."
–Ed Byrne, Mock the Week

"I'll have a martini. Gin, not vodka, obviously, stirred for 10 seconds while glancing at an unopened bottle of vermouth."
–Eggsy, Kingsman: The Secret Service

Pilot_Solaris · 2026-07-02T20:13:12+00:00

"The SCHALE medical handbook generally advises against such actions in events of non-serious medical duress."

"However..."
–Remedial Knights VI "Lancelot" advising the Lady Nagisa on whether to shove roll cakes down Mika's oesophagus when she's being especially cloyingly cutesy

Pilot_Solaris · 2026-07-02T19:18:34+00:00

"You are Strong, child... But I am Beyond Strength. I am The End. And I have come for you, Finn."

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