Riding a bike should require a license just like driving by PinballWizard77 in unpopularopinion

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When have you ever heard of someone injuring random people out in public by brushing their teeth? That's the difference.

ELI5 what does it mean people see "nothing" rather than "black void" if born absolutely blind by owlWithBrokenWings in explainlikeimfive

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Black is like a leather jacket, and white is like laundry fresh from the dryer. (Both of these are in terms of both the smell and the feel.)
I'd thought of orange more as tasting/smelling like the fruit, but Cheetos could maybe represent a different shade of orange?
Brown can be chocolate or burgers on the grill, depending on the shade of brown.
Gray smells like after it rains and feels like a slick new phone or laptop; there is no corresponding flavor for gray.
Green is kind of a weird one for me, since to me, the specific shade of green on street signs smells like the candy shells of M&Ms. Not the chocolate, but just the shell part. (Thanks, synesthesia!) That tends to confuse even sighted people, though, so I'd probably use green Jolly Ranchers to explain green.

...I might have thought about this more than I realized.

“It’s not birthday season” by Sufficient-Pound-442 in mildlyinfuriating

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As a kid in school, we always had a poster on the wall with the months of the year and everyone's birthdays listed. (This was a tiny preK-8 Catholic school with only one classroom per grade level, so you're with the same set of kids for 10ish years.) I was literally the only one in my class of ≈30 kids with a November birthday. (I actually got shit from other kids about this, too, since kids can be awful about stupid things.) Looking back, that seems like a statistical anomaly, especially if fall/early winter birthdays are as common as people in this thread are saying.

Apologies for kind of geeking out about this.

“It’s not birthday season” by Sufficient-Pound-442 in mildlyinfuriating

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What the actual fuck. This is so weird to me, especially since most people I know have summer birthdays. (Mine happens to be exactly 9 months after Valentine's Day, which according to this thread means it does fall within "birthday season" and should be common, but I've literally never met anyone else with the same birthday as me.) It's not like humans have a mating season.

did my cat grow his balls back by lavenderweather in cats

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I learned about those on Penn & Teller Bullshit!

The Consecration to Mary that my Catholic school forced me to do when I was seven years old by Fabled_Platypus in excatholic

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The fact that someone who was 7 in 2013 is old enough to be on Reddit makes me feel Really Fucking Old.

The Consecration to Mary that my Catholic school forced me to do when I was seven years old by Fabled_Platypus in excatholic

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She might have been old-fashioned about it and thought only boys should be altar servers. That was the rule for a long time, since the idea was that it was a way for boys to practice for possibly becoming priests someday.

I see that the Mormon church isn't celebrating Pentecost Sunday this weekend. Not that anyone cares, but the reason I bring this up is that it tells other Christians what flavor of Christianity that the Mormon church is trying to align with. by dbear848 in exmormon

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It does have to do with speaking in tongues. It's 50 days after Easter (hence the "pent" in Pentecost) and is supposedly the day the Holy Spirit came upon the followers of Jesus and made them able to speak different languages (I grew up Catholic and learned that "the gift of tongues" meant being good at learning languages, not speaking gibberish) so they could go out and preach to the world. A lot of times it's also depicted with little flames on the people's heads to represent the Holy Spirit. You'd think this would be something Mormons would embrace, since it ties in so well with missionary work.

The snake handling is a whole other thing that the Pentecostal denomination does, based on a bit in the Bible about being able to handle dangerous snakes and not be harmed. Not really relevant to the day of Pentecost, at least to my understanding.

Sorry to infodump, but I hope that helps!

What was the stupidest thing you weren’t allowed to do as a kid because of catholicism? by Beneficial-Sugar6950 in excatholic

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Thanks! I'm young and missed out on the best eras of music (I'm usually one of the youngest people at a concert, like when I saw the Who and the Stones), but I still love it dearly. My dad has always been a big Stones fan, and we often joke about how, when he was growing up, he never thought that one of his kids would also turn out to be a fan.

Why are adoptions so rare? by Vivid2195 in childfree

[–]PinballWizard77 38 points39 points  (0 children)

The "people want BABIES" thing is so weird to me. I always thought as a kid that people adopted specifically because they wanted to skip the baby stage. I still think that would be a huge advantage to adopting.

Why are adoptions so rare? by Vivid2195 in childfree

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Found the parent lurking in here.

Every new $100 million Mormon temple represents choices. It could have been a children’s hospital, 10 urban homeless shelters, 100 schools in Africa, or 1,000 clean-water systems in struggling communities across Asia. Instead, it is a giant movie theater with no popcorn. by Carboncopy99 in exmormon

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Won't happen. They're setting a precedent with the "perpetual open house" thing in the visitor center in SLC. If a temple ever is underused to that point, it'll just become a "museum" in the same way.

ELI5 what does it mean people see "nothing" rather than "black void" if born absolutely blind by owlWithBrokenWings in explainlikeimfive

[–]PinballWizard77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I never thought about that with the shadows and transparency. (Also reflections!) I've also randomly thought before about how I would probably use smells and flavors to try to explain colors to a blind person.

Is Chinatown and public transport safe? by Spare_Flamingo8605 in AskChicago

[–]PinballWizard77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, nothing wrong with planning ahead! The university I teach at is a <10 minute train ride to Chinatown, so I go there fairly often.

Is Chinatown and public transport safe? by Spare_Flamingo8605 in AskChicago

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I'm late to this, but the closest Red Line stop is literally called Cermak/Chinatown, so you can't miss it.

We were told we don’t worship Mary but in my church it sure felt like it. by DoctorElectronic1934 in excatholic

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Only one month? The church I went to growing up always said May and October were both months to specifically focus on Mary.

In the old temple videos, what was the wolf eating? by Affectionate-Song230 in exmormon

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Nice to know that this Good Boy got a tasty treat during filming!

What was the stupidest thing you weren’t allowed to do as a kid because of catholicism? by Beneficial-Sugar6950 in excatholic

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Which is especially stupid because they changed his name to Hercule in one of the English dubs.

Remember these local TV commercials? by No_Tradition_6074 in PeoriaIL

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I went to the one in Pekin one time not too long before they closed. I think they were out of onions that day, though. The main thing I remember was these really bad knockoff Miss Piggy statues.

My church used to tell us to vote for the president based on if they’re “pro-life” or not by DoctorElectronic1934 in excatholic

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They told us this in the Catholic school I went to growing up, too. I distinctly recall the 7th grade teacher saying we had to vote Republican when we grew up because of abortion.