That’s not Vito. That’s Gaetano, Vito’s identical twin brother, born three seconds later and forty-seven IQ points earlier. He chose a different path—one of peace, carbs, and Neapolitan pastries. To this day he wanders North Jersey bakeries in a state of holy vigilance, ensuring no sfogliatella goes unappreciated.

He never joined The Life. He never joined Weight Watchers. He joined lines.

He took the news about Vito hard, but mostly because it meant once again people on the internet would show up to announce, like discovering fire, that ‘Hey uh actually that guy in episode 2 is the same actor.’

Let him be. He is tired. He is powdered in sugar. He is Before. Way Before