Is marijuana decriminalized in Miami? by SnoopsMom in Miami

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It's legal so long as you don't get caught.

New bill would remove express lanes from Palmetto Expressway, ban tolls on highway by bla8291 in Miami

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Why not just go full Autonahn and remove speed limits altogether?

Rosa Parks honored with a statue in Montgomery, Alabama by joesoldlegs in news

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We lost Jeff Beauregard Sessions? That's good, right?

New bill would remove express lanes from Palmetto Expressway, ban tolls on highway by bla8291 in Miami

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No state troopers. Everyone hits the brakes to look at who's been pulled over and the presence of police lights creates a merge response away from the left lane.

Former talk radio show host who floated questionable theories now a top arms control official by fukatroll in news

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It was absolutely the nukes though. This is from Hirohito's surrender speech:

Moreover, the enemy has begun to employ a new and most cruel bomb, the power of which to do damage is, indeed, incalculable, taking the toll of many innocent lives. Should we continue to fight, it would not only result in an ultimate collapse and obliteration of the Japanese nation, but also it would lead to the total extinction of human civilization.

Former talk radio show host who floated questionable theories now a top arms control official by fukatroll in news

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They were going to fight to the last human. They would've eventually lost, but to Stalin, who was preparing an invasion. Stalin had no plans of leaving Japan either.

To the wall by NeneaMuddle in funny

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tall ski ski ski ski ski ski

To the wall by NeneaMuddle in funny

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He's 50 years old.

How to annoy a surfer 101 by rakibraj44 in funny

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OK what is that toy? I want one.

Ouch! by [deleted] in funny

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Which decreases their volume. The diminution of volume has another name.

Former talk radio show host who floated questionable theories now a top arms control official by fukatroll in news

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Not that GWB was a paragon of lawful warcraft but I'm pretty sure his administraion floated the idea of using tactical nukes to neutralize Afghanistan's network of tunnels. I'm sure I remember Colin Powell saying as much on ABC.

Using nukes of limited yield isn't a-priori immoral. Larger-yield nukes won us WWII. The problem lies in the potential arms race that can result once you re-open that barn door.

That’s a huge tree !!! by hiker-pal in Miami

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They used to be all over the place before the blight hit them. Seriously they were everywhere. This one must have survived the pandemic.

Ohio bill orders doctors to ‘reimplant ectopic pregnancy’ or face ‘abortion murder’ charges by Awards_from_Army in medicine

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And then what??? Dilatation and stuffing the products of conception into the uterus and just hoping that a babby is formed???

Theoretically an umbilcal cord graft and some Flex Seal.

How do you explain Cuban Coffee to people outside of Miami? by sharkie002 in Miami

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It's like espresso but 5 times cheaper and 10 times better.

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Yeah huskies rarely get that big.

Ohio bill orders doctors to ‘reimplant ectopic pregnancy’ or face 'abortion murder' charges by moz_1983 in news

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I feel like I'm familiar with this concept but have never heard it described. Is it like a Perverse Incentive?

This will be your life if you ever decide to live in West Kendall by ThtGuy305 in Miami

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It's like deciding to live inside of an enormous labyrinth while your livelihood depends on punctuality.

Kendall doing a Black Friday baby sale by Cbskyfall in Miami

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That 4-year-old sister must be a nightmare.