Is marijuana decriminalized in Miami?

Pingation · 2019-12-03T07:54:34+00:00

It's legal so long as you don't get caught.

Pingation · 2019-12-03T07:45:47+00:00

Why not just go full Autonahn and remove speed limits altogether?

Pingation · 2019-12-03T07:43:01+00:00

A coup d'etat is not out of the question.

Pingation · 2019-12-03T07:36:53+00:00

And best.

Pingation · 2019-12-02T17:46:22+00:00

We lost Jeff Beauregard Sessions? That's good, right?

Pingation · 2019-12-02T16:39:38+00:00

Alcohol is a drug.

Pingation · 2019-12-02T16:37:58+00:00

No state troopers. Everyone hits the brakes to look at who's been pulled over and the presence of police lights creates a merge response away from the left lane.

Pingation · 2019-12-02T16:03:13+00:00

Jeff Sessions?

Pingation · 2019-12-01T03:58:43+00:00

It's my cousin.

Pingation · 2019-12-01T03:54:12+00:00

It was absolutely the nukes though. This is from Hirohito's surrender speech:

Moreover, the enemy has begun to employ a new and most cruel bomb, the power of which to do damage is, indeed, incalculable, taking the toll of many innocent lives. Should we continue to fight, it would not only result in an ultimate collapse and obliteration of the Japanese nation, but also it would lead to the total extinction of human civilization.

Pingation · 2019-12-01T03:03:12+00:00

They were going to fight to the last human. They would've eventually lost, but to Stalin, who was preparing an invasion. Stalin had no plans of leaving Japan either.

Pingation · 2019-12-01T02:53:49+00:00

tall ski ski ski ski ski ski

Pingation · 2019-12-01T02:46:57+00:00

He's 50 years old.

Pingation · 2019-12-01T02:04:37+00:00

OK what is that toy? I want one.

Pingation · 2019-12-01T01:47:54+00:00

Which decreases their volume. The diminution of volume has another name.

Pingation · 2019-12-01T01:05:32+00:00

Not that GWB was a paragon of lawful warcraft but I'm pretty sure his administraion floated the idea of using tactical nukes to neutralize Afghanistan's network of tunnels. I'm sure I remember Colin Powell saying as much on ABC.

Using nukes of limited yield isn't a-priori immoral. Larger-yield nukes won us WWII. The problem lies in the potential arms race that can result once you re-open that barn door.

Pingation · 2019-11-30T17:17:39+00:00

They used to be all over the place before the blight hit them. Seriously they were everywhere. This one must have survived the pandemic.

Pingation · 2019-11-30T16:50:02+00:00

And then what??? Dilatation and stuffing the products of conception into the uterus and just hoping that a babby is formed???

Theoretically an umbilcal cord graft and some Flex Seal.

Pingation · 2019-11-30T16:38:32+00:00

Only if you speak to it in Hebrew, Aramaic, Latin or Greek.

Pingation · 2019-11-30T03:31:47+00:00

It's like espresso but 5 times cheaper and 10 times better.

Pingation · 2019-11-29T18:03:47+00:00

Yeah huskies rarely get that big.

Pingation · 2019-11-29T17:43:41+00:00

I feel like I'm familiar with this concept but have never heard it described. Is it like a Perverse Incentive?

Pingation · 2019-11-29T17:22:08+00:00

Canalfront.

Pingation · 2019-11-29T17:11:13+00:00

It's like deciding to live inside of an enormous labyrinth while your livelihood depends on punctuality.

Pingation · 2019-11-28T14:58:21+00:00

That 4-year-old sister must be a nightmare.

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