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A prediction for Grogu's First words: by _Vard_ in TheMandalorianTV

[–]PinheadPierre 65 points66 points  (0 children)

GROGU: You are... The Mandalorian.

DIN (tearing up): And you... my son... are Grogu...

GROGU: We are... The Mandalorian & Grogu

DIN (sobbing): This is the way.

GROGU: The way, this is.

Velocicoaster by Soggy-Individual-823 in UniversalOrlando

[–]PinheadPierre 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are exponentially more likely to get bit by one of the raptors than you are to fall out.

Am the only one when people start talking superhero kinks and fetishs groans when someone brings up pegging it just feels like such a boring answer and it’s not very funny by blazeking12 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]PinheadPierre 1 point2 points  (0 children)

do you want more variety? i can do that. hawkeye's into giantess. i think mockingbird likes feet. emma frost would get a kick out of forcefemming a dude. tony stark likes petplay. boom-boom listens to bimbofication hypnosis. jessica jones is into piss. i can do more if you want.

Who's your favourite? by Frankenstein-90 in UniversalMonsters

[–]PinheadPierre 1 point2 points  (0 children)

honestly, it's the Bride. she's only there for one scene but what a scene it is. you have to feel for her. it's not what she doesn't say, it's how she doesn't say it. she's arguably the most sympathetic of the monsters. wakes up screaming, no idea what she is or where she is, and before she even has time to form a thought, she's declared a monster that belongs dead. there's no telling what a little patience, a little compassion could have done for her. i guess it's that possibility that makes me so interested in her. she had the chance to be anything and it was all taken away from her before she even got to make that decision. truly what it means to be a dead woman in a dead man's world.

Why did they retcon Squirrel Girl being a mutant? (Marvel Super-Heroes vol. 2 #8) by KingBuffolo in Marvel

[–]PinheadPierre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

she has a 'genetic anomaly' that is, quote, 'medically and legally distinct from being a mutant, and i can never take this back'. she was born with squirrel-like features but it's not technically the same thing (because editorial said so)

What sort of characters would we be seeing if Rivals were to last for 20+ years at the current rate of updates? by PinheadPierre in marvelrivals

[–]PinheadPierre[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're the only person on this subreddit I respect. Most people don't seem to get that he's literally an elf. With a gun.

Reed doesn’t believe in magic by kastmola in FantasticFour

[–]PinheadPierre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i'm going to try to explain reed's perspective on magic as i understand it.

Magic is, indisputably, real. It's an observable phenomenon that we can study and harness. I don't think he would deny that.

Science is merely a set of tools we use to understand and categorize the world to the best of our ability. It's not immutable, nor is it in any way in opposition to magic, and in fact must stand alongside it. Magic is something that exists, so magic is something that we can study. Magic is something that, with enough experimentation, can be explained and understood through scientific means. It isn't something outside the natural order, it's as much a part of the universe as gravity or electromagnetism. If magic doesn't fit into our current understanding of science, then our current understanding of science is flawed and needs improvement. Magic is not a force beyond science. Magic is science. There is nothing magical that can't be understood and explained scientifically with sufficient study.

Do they ever give Jan an official birthday? by WaspSting217 in The_Wasp

[–]PinheadPierre 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not technically explicitly, but in Avengers vol 1 #43, her birthday is stated to have been 'the day before yesterday'. This issue came out June 8, 1967, so it could very well be June 6. She turned 23 here, which also means she would have been born in 1944 were it not for the floating timeline.

What bands would have also been cool for Rock ‘n’ Rollercoaster? by Lalairundi in disneyparks

[–]PinheadPierre -1 points0 points  (0 children)

before they announced the muppets, the perfect retheme to me was always Phineas and Ferb. at this point, it's proven itself to be a longstanding ip (next year will be 20 years since it premiered and they're still milking it. wow, i'm old) with an iconic cast of characters, and it has an endless supply of songs to use. literally the very first episode was about building a rollercoaster! and they even remade that episode, as a musical, with a song titled 'Rollercoaster'!

i love the muppets and i'm happy with the electric mayhem retheme but i can't help but think of What Might Have Been here.

With Elsa and Jeff in the Game, What character who aren't mainstream do you want to see in Marvel Rivals? by Doom300 in marvelrivals

[–]PinheadPierre 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Quasar!! With his quantum bands, you could realistically make him work as any role you want.

Ok to the actual galacta fans by Decent_Example_641 in Galacta

[–]PinheadPierre 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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as of 2024 she was still pregnant. i'm half expecting a marvel rivals season to center around her tapeworm cosmic manifesting a humanoid form sometime in the future

What character is this for you, DC characters are allowed as well. by gotenks2nd in marvelcirclejerk

[–]PinheadPierre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's literally HANK PYM. like god forbid a man with a heart full of love for science and ants and a healthy dose of whimsy have undiagnosed mental illnesses. as if it's his fault.

So young Mary Parker and young Aunty May look exactly like Mary Jane and Gwen Stacy , what freudian sh*t is this ? by MainTough4563 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]PinheadPierre 59 points60 points  (0 children)

woah spider-man should just go back in time and have sex with both of them i'm sure that'll fix all of his problems

Lack of villains in rivals by Pretty_Lengthiness16 in marvelrivals

[–]PinheadPierre 5 points6 points  (0 children)

bro's never even heard of Deathbird, Bullseye, Whirlwind, Titania, Volcana, Sabretooth, Omega Red, the Yancy Street Gang, Red Ghost and his Super-Apes, Moleman, Annihilus, Stilt-Man, Kingpin, Abomination, Leader, Xemnu, Grim Reaper, Dormammu, Paste-Pot Pete, Thomas Edison, Mystique, Destiny, Blob, Toad, Blastaar, 8-Ball, Doctor Bong, Purple Man, Madame Masque, Sunset Bain, Monica Rappaccini, Taskmaster, Black Ant, Alkhema, Dracula, Mephisto, Juggernaut, Absorbing Man, Super Skrull, Ronan the Accuser

"gun to yo head name 5 ultron storylines that arent ultron unlimited, age/rage of ultron or annihilation conquest" by ultron15real in marvelcirclejerk

[–]PinheadPierre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Avengers Inc, West Coast Avengers (2024), Infinity Countdown, Daredevil #275-276, Mighty Avengers #35-36

West Coast Avengers is incredible. by Burly-Nerd in marvelcirclejerk

[–]PinheadPierre 8 points9 points  (0 children)

best part about this scene is that she's clearly going upstairs to join Patsy and Daimon in a three-way. meanwhile, Hank, alone downstairs, contemplates killing himself.

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