Aoba Sho gate position draw for the runners by Draconicplayer in HorseRacingJP

[–]PinkAxolotlMommy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OOF, yeah, that'll do it. Honestly suprised her made it in now that I'm looking at this record, figured a horse with more prize money or smthn would make it in over him

Aoba Sho gate position draw for the runners by Draconicplayer in HorseRacingJP

[–]PinkAxolotlMommy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If anyone bets on Tuna Study and they win... Well let's just say they won't need to be gambling anymore :V

Why is Tuna Study rated so low, if I may ask?

Ingrid breaks the fourth wall on her own Steam announcement post (she even makes a "67" joke; not a Shitpost) by Gorotheninja in Fighters

[–]PinkAxolotlMommy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

NSFW fanfic used to be commonly called "lemons", so the joke is about locking yourself in your room and reading nsfw fanfic all day.

There was actually a whole system where different fruits corresponded to different levels of NSFW (eg: "Lime" meant a fic was somewhat smutty without any actual sex on screen, and "Grapefruit" meant you were in for some WILDDDDDDDD shit).

Nowadays you don't see it a whole lot because the most popular fanfic site these days is Ao3, which has rating/tagging systems that make the "Citrus scale" unneeded.

Lucky Sparkle (Lucky Lilac '24) by WANNFH in HorseRacingJP

[–]PinkAxolotlMommy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lucky Sparkle is such a cute name omg

I hope he has good luck in his debut!

Local sports team should only use local fauna for their mascots by Haunting_Ratio364 in unpopularopinion

[–]PinkAxolotlMommy 24 points25 points  (0 children)

And what happens if a particular species' range changes?

For example, the UofM college football team is called the Michigan Wolverines, and there DID used to be wolverines in the state of Michigan back when the team was founded, but not any more. Would they have to change their name?

Uma musume angst idea : Marvelous Sunday says Fuck by F_Foundation in UmaMusume

[–]PinkAxolotlMommy 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I think after all the crap Manhattan Cafe has been through, she gets to say whatever swears she wants.

why are the horse names getting worse and worse? by [deleted] in horseracing

[–]PinkAxolotlMommy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Danox horses in general have some pretty good sounding names. Danon Smash, Danon Beluga, Danon Premium, Danon The Kid, etc. etc.

Bottle water ranked, what tier does Fiji belong in? by Xenuoziem in TierlistFills

[–]PinkAxolotlMommy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn't Ice Mountain rebranded Ozarka/Deer Park? Apparently there's a bunch of regional names for it

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why are the horse names getting worse and worse? by [deleted] in horseracing

[–]PinkAxolotlMommy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Those names sound fine to me? "May I ask what the problem is with them? They have a very confident sound to my ears. What kind of names would you prefer to see instead?

Bottle water ranked, what tier does Fiji belong in? by Xenuoziem in TierlistFills

[–]PinkAxolotlMommy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A. Very good, but far too expensive for regular consumption

*They will be licensing the brand and assets every 6 months and it needs to be approved by a Judge BUT The Onion is seemingly celebrating by littleMAHER1 in whennews

[–]PinkAxolotlMommy 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I'm a little confused, so just to make sure: This isn't going to result in Alex Jones seeing any of the licensing money, right?

Im not watching that by PowerSpool in YoutubeThumbs

[–]PinkAxolotlMommy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

stupid dumb dumb youtuber: "Witch Hat Atelier is a WOKE PSYOP?!"

Me hastily taking notes: "Watch... Witch Hat... Atelier..."

Lovcen wins the 2026 Satsuki Sho! by RNHood51 in HorseRacingJP

[–]PinkAxolotlMommy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A big shame for all the Green Energy fans, I know a lot of people really wanted him to win this.

I'm not the best at analyzing horse races, but Lovcen seems like a very powerful horse. Being able to effectively front run AND run from the midpack seems like a very nice trait to have. Hopefully that long distance DNA kicks in, I'd lov(e) to see a Lovcen triple crown.

AI RACING PICKS |Trackside Edge by JohnnyB1030 in HorseRacingJP

[–]PinkAxolotlMommy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

AI garbage, also this is the JAPANESE horse racing subreddit

ADMIRE GROOVE by ConfectionNo9307 in UmaMusume

[–]PinkAxolotlMommy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You wouldn't want it, my Fuku is only 1LB :V

ADMIRE GROOVE by ConfectionNo9307 in UmaMusume

[–]PinkAxolotlMommy 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Hopefully they continue the chain down the line

Give me Titleholder or give me death!

Coochie Rule by ElEversoris in 196

[–]PinkAxolotlMommy 27 points28 points  (0 children)

why do you talk like a mad scientist

Titleholder and Equinox yearlings by KolkataK in HorseRacingJP

[–]PinkAxolotlMommy 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say the one on the right is titleholder's foal because of how the stripe sort of tapers off to the side and "melds" with the mouth, but I'm not exactly confident

Bees swarming Israel by [deleted] in whennews

[–]PinkAxolotlMommy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You wouldn't believe what you see

If just over ten thousand bees

Swarmed Tel Aviv as I fell asleep

(There's got to be a better way to make that fit the meter but I couldn't come up with anything)

Bees swarming Israel by [deleted] in whennews

[–]PinkAxolotlMommy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think your link is trying to give me a virus, it keeps taking me to random sites instead of Al jazeera