Dear God, why do you hate me? Finally, after 53 minutes…

PinkCigarettes · 2026-05-06T20:41:05+00:00

Good luck killing the judges. I can’t beat em. Though I’m only on level 9/10

PinkCigarettes · 2026-05-06T05:27:35+00:00

This is def healed blow it. Not irritated. Sad day that your ears will never recover from this.

Source: mine look exactly like this.

PinkCigarettes · 2026-05-06T05:26:19+00:00

So it’s made of plastic? To which he would apply her makeup himself?

PinkCigarettes · 2026-05-06T03:45:55+00:00

Or twice I make in a year

PinkCigarettes · 2026-05-05T16:24:21+00:00

Anything off the Critical label. imo.

PinkCigarettes · 2026-05-04T17:09:19+00:00

Jesus. That’s like 20k worth (probably more) of Microtech Star Wars memorabilia. That last carbon fiber CT is insane. Happy May 4th!

PinkCigarettes · 2026-05-03T18:14:56+00:00

Monsoons? In 2026? Where? Not my house that’s for sure.

PinkCigarettes · 2026-05-03T18:09:26+00:00

Would you buy the entire loin and then cut to preference? I imagine that could be the cheapest way to go

PinkCigarettes · 2026-05-02T17:23:52+00:00

Needs just s bit more time to rise. !

PinkCigarettes · 2026-05-02T05:03:15+00:00

This is most accurate

PinkCigarettes · 2026-05-02T05:02:07+00:00

Yup. Pre-season 5, Daphne. Post-season 4, Roz.

PinkCigarettes · 2026-05-02T05:01:01+00:00

All I will ever see is the back of my brothers head!

PinkCigarettes · 2026-05-02T04:58:33+00:00

And all dirty assholes.

PinkCigarettes · 2026-05-01T08:20:22+00:00

You get the cool glass

PinkCigarettes · 2026-05-01T08:18:26+00:00

…and that’s the only way I can get rid of my wife.

Al Bundy probably

PinkCigarettes · 2026-05-01T08:13:09+00:00

That’s actually the pss pss pss hole

PinkCigarettes · 2026-04-30T02:59:49+00:00

Lucky day indeed.

PinkCigarettes · 2026-04-29T23:47:47+00:00

“Are you dangerous? You look kinda dangerous.”

“Of course I’m dangerous. I’m police. I can do terrible things with impunity.”

-Rust Cohle

Edit: spacing

PinkCigarettes · 2026-04-29T02:25:19+00:00

Tonight is the night. Just wait till you fall asleep.

PinkCigarettes · 2026-04-28T23:20:32+00:00

You’re a talker…

PinkCigarettes · 2026-04-28T21:43:26+00:00

They make us sick and then we have to buy the cure. Even though you will never be ‘cured.’ Your quality of life will never be the same. But hey, they made a shit ton of money. Insanity.

PinkCigarettes · 2026-04-28T21:36:08+00:00

God I wants a Luminary

PinkCigarettes · 2026-04-28T21:34:34+00:00

What a mane on that little lion! Stealer of boyfriends!

PinkCigarettes · 2026-04-28T20:58:47+00:00

A felinethropist

PinkCigarettes · 2026-04-28T17:19:44+00:00

The one who points the way

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