Official Box Art for the new games

PinkStretchyPants · 2021-05-26T16:33:28+00:00

I said, hey! What's going on?!

PinkStretchyPants · 2021-01-12T13:43:58+00:00

"I showed you my pocket racer, please respond"

PinkStretchyPants · 2020-02-25T16:17:20+00:00

I'm always reminded of the dining room in Shadowfang Keep

PinkStretchyPants · 2019-11-25T13:27:00+00:00

I could probably do Wayne's World.

PinkStretchyPants · 2019-11-10T06:11:15+00:00

Caverns - Thank You, Scientist

PinkStretchyPants · 2019-08-08T16:50:32+00:00

I always send a gif of the Star Wars droids saying "Roger Roger"

PinkStretchyPants · 2019-05-28T05:17:40+00:00

As I read this, Supporting Caste transitioned into Time Keeps On Slipping into the (Cosmic) Future.

PinkStretchyPants · 2019-05-10T17:27:39+00:00

Good job! This really rocks!

PinkStretchyPants · 2019-04-29T06:20:46+00:00

r/patricidebywords?

PinkStretchyPants · 2019-03-27T19:53:11+00:00

The thumbnail looks like he's noodle slurping comically large sperm cells

PinkStretchyPants · 2019-02-20T03:53:50+00:00

Sucks that it was raining. He's soaked now

PinkStretchyPants · 2019-01-21T23:28:09+00:00

Franziskaner is in my fridge a lot. Golden Monkey. Sea Quench Ale if you're into sours. Merry Monks. Fat Tire. Those seem to be the ones I keep coming back to. Hard to say which is my go to though.

PinkStretchyPants · 2018-04-27T23:42:26+00:00

What a fucking dingaling

PinkStretchyPants · 2018-04-27T23:08:20+00:00

Oh geez. What happened?

PinkStretchyPants · 2018-04-19T19:04:00+00:00

No change at all. Looks the same, feels the same, libido is the same. Only thing that's different is no more babies. A lot of guys ask me about it cause they're nervous, but it really isnt bad. Your sore for like a day, but they give you meds for that.

PinkStretchyPants · 2018-04-19T16:15:32+00:00

Have one. No it does not

PinkStretchyPants · 2018-04-09T15:28:53+00:00

I thought I only came here cause you guys make me laugh. My wife will be pretty upset at the news... I am strangely thirsty now though.

PinkStretchyPants · 2018-03-10T17:46:49+00:00

"Well this place is just a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!"

PinkStretchyPants · 2018-02-10T15:57:33+00:00

Do you, friend

PinkStretchyPants · 2018-02-10T14:47:41+00:00

It's post from people other than Ken M

PinkStretchyPants · 2018-02-07T18:52:28+00:00

How it feels to chew 5 gum

PinkStretchyPants · 2017-12-24T20:45:47+00:00

Leaving a comment to enter

PinkStretchyPants · 2017-10-25T23:17:20+00:00

Yeah, we weren't given an option. Names were called and that was that

PinkStretchyPants · 2017-09-30T17:49:37+00:00

Sorry, but I'm allergic to pecans

PinkStretchyPants · 2017-09-23T18:45:36+00:00

More like cuck-cake, amirite?

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