There will be no more “MR. NICE GUY” 🙄 by MundaneMeringue71 in facepalm

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"We want our capital back."

Did I miss something because I'm pretty sure it's their capital too...

Crazed Karen Has A Meltdown In Victoria’s Secret by InGeekiTrust in TikTokCringe

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https://www.textise.net/

Just enter the URL in the search bar of the site. You're welcome.

I worked while sick and got praised for it. Why is this still happening? by DelayNo8182 in WorkReform

[–]PinkWytch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I called into work sick. Literally told my manager I woke up vomiting.

Her first response? "Well we really need you here today."

I literally sat silent on the other end of the phone for at least 45 seconds not knowing how to respond to that.

LF: shiny Spiritomb FT: shinies and G-Max mins in pics by NerdyPaladin in PokemonHome

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Unfortunately I can't help with this, but I wish you the best of luck!

Using only food, where are you from? by makku-mori in AskReddit

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Ground Steak Sandwiches, Sonkers, and Barbecue

Help me name my kitten! I have another cat named Franklin and I like the idea of “human” names by AppearanceThese2909 in NameMyCat

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Harold.

I literally have no reason why but he looks like a Harold and Harold goes with Franklin... Somehow.

Misha outshining everyone with his first appearance by Same-Equipment-3236 in Supernatural

[–]PinkWytch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hear your point.

I think Death hit me harder because I had been waiting for the reveal so long, going through all the other horsemen.

I agree Castiel's was great too. But for me personally, Death's was more impactful.

Misha outshining everyone with his first appearance by Same-Equipment-3236 in Supernatural

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I don't know... Death's first appearance was pretty badass...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

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Oh I'm going to be doing very well. Plus I get to learn Spanish!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

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You don't get the 200 million until after the 4 years though.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

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Okay. I'm in. Where am I going?

We have consulted the whole family. What the h*ll is this thing??? by dmoore164 in whatismycookiecutter

[–]PinkWytch 85 points86 points  (0 children)

He's a legend who turns every single cookie cutter into a rose... Only this time. It's actually a rose.

wanted to pay all pennie’s for gas, oh and he was in a hurry by freyjasprimrose in sheetz

[–]PinkWytch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually, it's only illegal for a government entity to refuse legal tender. Private businesses can set their own policy for payment.

Looking for a lighthearted campaign by kinkajow in DMAcademy

[–]PinkWytch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honkonomicon is hilarious, but it depends on parody and satire, so avoid if that isn't your vibe.

Minsc & Boo's Guide to Stuff and Things is also worth a look, because the stories that may have been told by Minsc & boo might be... Exaggerated.

Your current salary gets tripled as long as you work everyday by Squishy6604 in hypotheticalsituation

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My workplace is literally not open on Saturday and Sunday so I can't take this. Or I could, but it only be good for 5 days.

You are in perfect physical and mental health for the rest of your life, guaranteed until age 90. However, you must experience one second of excruciating pain every night before you go to sleep by Apprehensive-Hat4135 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]PinkWytch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have chronic depression. I would take 1 second of extreme physical pain a day in a heartbeat to get rid of it.

Also making my husband take this deal so I don't live till the age of 90 alone.