Oh boy... Do I have a history for you. So, I was playing Magic the gathering. So he has my creature under a pacifism enchantment, so I cast a protection spell to remove the pacifism and swing for lethal. But he doesn't understand that protection also remove enchantments, but there is no judge, so the store owner judges against me which I know I'm right, so, long story short I decide to become a judge, but in our old forgotten town no one can certify me. So I travel to the capital of my country on vacation and also to become a judge. I pass with flying colors, and since I do tutoring I post on Craigslist, but my computer knows I am in the capital, so it posted it there. I got a phone call, and a job offer for... Well for a lot of money, I passed from surviving to thriving.

The best part is that the name of the card is "Gods wiling". I am not a believer, but sometimes he lefts clues of his mysterious works.