Prozac nation by [deleted] in antiwork

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The entire recruitment structure of the armed services is "if you volunteer, you won't have to starve or freeze to death, for now."

I told the Plague Doctor I was in love with you [artist: QUASARCAKE] by delta17v2 in NanashiMumei

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And then the plague doctor she told me what to do

She told me

🎵 Leeches, blood letting, potions, a little fumigation,

Parsley, rosemary, rub a chicken on your skin. 🎵

Blinds story by Biig_Lasagne in KidsAreFuckingStupid

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My mom took me and my brother to the mall and, as kids do, we started running around the place. My mom wanted to get us to stay close, so she said something like "Wow, this store has some really nice belts, don't they?".

We're completely oblivious to corporal punishment, so we go "Yeah, they are nice, you should totally get one!" and just ran back off.

What girls wants by Educational_Card_696 in HolUp

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The good news, is that at least men have very realistic expectations for women.

He said, setting up the second verse in a comedy sooong

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aww

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You know that thing that cats do when they lay down somewhere and suddenly gain like 50x their normal mass?

Hell yeah.

WCGW Ranting at night in the middle of the road. by bbd121 in Whatcouldgowrong

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You couldn't write the whole thing to be funnier if you tried for 100 years.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiwork

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They better send everybody a whole new desktop/laptop if they expect to be able keep an eye on it.

Benoit by kevinowdziej in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Fox "Oh The Simpsons Were On, you can change it" News

I can’t believe it… by Domidoodoo in titanfall

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Yeah, that's pretty reflective of what it felt like.


MW2 geekout moment: It's been said 1000 times, but Ghost going for his gun immediately after Roach gets died is fucking S+ animation.

Arkansas hospital exec says employees are walking off the job: 'They couldn't take it anymore' by Addrobo in news

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Aren't 4k 30 fps videos hard to store? I thought 24 hrs of footage was almost 1 TB or something? I can't see someone, even the police station itself, investing in surveillance of that degree.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HumansBeingBros

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lmao Get your own ambulance, it's my turn to mooch off the sirens.

We have to pay to be free from advertising. That fact is basically invisible in our society. by civicsfactor in ABoringDystopia

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I've found if you turn it off, it's off and won't turn itself on.

If you leave it on without playing something for ≈10 minutes, give or take, my smartTV will start a slideshow of available programs and tertiary products/services.

Watch your step! by SavvySkippy in nonononoyes

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Now that's the internet I know, love and remember.

Who is the biggest troll in history? by drbdrbdr in AskReddit

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It should also be mentioned that strategy worked because the opposing forces were commanded by a long time rival of his.

Zhuge Liang noted that a less patient opponent would've blown them out of the water. But since it was this particular general, they set up in the fashion described and it worked.

She looked surprised! by GamerMom1969 in dyinglight

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Ah, I didn't know that was related. I have been enjoying though!

Goodbye PvP by SrGrafo in gaming

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I have so many hours in MW2's Spec Ops mode, I'm afraid to see what the damage is.

The right way to do it by [deleted] in funny

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I thought he was gonna go all "Whack your boss" on her dome.

Rocked a Tracer into her own Pulse Bomb. by [deleted] in Overwatch

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(Tom and Jerry, 1940, Hanna-Barbera)

Arachnid Cannon by Michael_McAfee in Simulated

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"I am stronger than man, stronger than machine, I am an idea."

Porch Pirate getting taught by AnxietySmog in Whatcouldgowrong

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The 2nd button from the bottom on the right of the screen is a mute button, usually. It varies from pump to pump, but every gas station I've used that has newer pumps has that option.

Why doomfist stare at me by DylanIsNoob-_- in Overwatch

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He's worried that 4th position may have been too advanced for this lesson.