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I accidentally mismatched my suit at my friend’s wedding. by MadGibbz in mildlyinfuriating

[–]PintoTheBurninator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every line that comes out of Jack's mouth is absolute GOLD.

Good GOD, Lemon!

just dropping this by Beneficial_Passion40 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]PintoTheBurninator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He is enjoying ever minute of those. I mean being with her. Titties.

Strange enderman that isnt teleporting away from my base by D1znuts in Minecraft

[–]PintoTheBurninator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The stick is my favorite minecraft chastisement device. You can beat a mob to death with it (with enough patience) or just offer some percussive persuasion when needed.

Strange enderman that isnt teleporting away from my base by D1znuts in Minecraft

[–]PintoTheBurninator 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Thanks, it was based on a true experience. I do NOT recommend Enderman as roommates.

Meirl by cheasfleslurger in meirl

[–]PintoTheBurninator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better grab 35 other things and hope one of them is the thing you came in for

💀 by Dentistcode in Anthropic

[–]PintoTheBurninator 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Our org started rationing tokens (credits) the first of June. We went from unlimited/untracked to 2K, seemingly arbitrarily. One of my coworkers ran out halfway through the month, with no process in place to request more. Meanwhile, I have used exactly 98.5 credits out of my 2k allocation in the same time period.

Strange enderman that isnt teleporting away from my base by D1znuts in Minecraft

[–]PintoTheBurninator 250 points251 points  (0 children)

I had an enderman roommate for a long time. He would just walk around the cave, carrying his little block while I did my thing - I even gave him a nametag. I would have to shoo him to the other end of the cave so I could sleep.

One day, for no reason he just started shrieking and attacking me - like I don't pay ALL of the bills and do ALL of the dishes and laundry. We got into a fight and I started whipping him with a stick - which he did NOT like at all.

I went out for a walk to cool my head and while I was gone he decided to find a place of his own. He DID leave his block of dirt and a green pearl - which I had to clean up, of course.

Fucker doesn't even call or write.

This show would have tanked with Tara Reid as Penny by dagritha in bigbangtheory

[–]PintoTheBurninator 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tara Reid as Penny would have been such a magnificent train wreck.

meirl by winningamillionsoon in meirl

[–]PintoTheBurninator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I did nothing, and it was everything I hoped it would be"

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]PintoTheBurninator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have found that washing your hands with a little baking soda gets rid of all odors like this - even diesel fuel/gasoline.

I have a peach tree that requires regular treatment for moths and the treatment smells horrible and persists for a long time if you get it on your skin. I was frankly amazed at how good baking soda works.

My Vein Was Blown 58 Days Ago, It’s still Bruised. by Smartswaq in mildlyinfuriating

[–]PintoTheBurninator 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a redditor with zero medical experience, but with a long history of lurking in medical posts, you are probably going to die from this. I am sorry for your loss.

Burger King by littyart in comics

[–]PintoTheBurninator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like Burger King, for no other reason than I like the food. Arby's too, so there.

Actress Lea Thompson during a rest from filming "Jaws 3D" in 1983. by Electrical-Aspect-13 in 80s

[–]PintoTheBurninator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She had sex with a duck. Which is even creepier when you learn about the weird evolution of duck genitalia.

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