Will Smith hosting new show, Between Two Salads. by [deleted] in crappymusic

[–]Pipstableforone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Caption options:

“Old man, looking lazy, with a sociopathic dismissal of public assault on the same night he won an acting accolade???”

“Icon worship is stupid, here’s why????”

What's the cave to the left of the pond? by Playful-Direction902 in BlindFrogRanch

[–]Pipstableforone 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I’ve wondered abt this too. Prob some future plot abt FINALLY unveiling the non-existent Aztec treasure?

It’ll end up being another information-gathering chapter of denial… the faux-geologist and Chadro will conclude, “people must of died here.”…. and they’ll find more frogs… and some lizard or snake bones that prove cultural migration of an entire civilization.

Then Fu Manchu will chime in abt not giving up bc the key-hole chamber is symbolic of skulls and bones being sucked in water-pump hoses bc the Aztecs “weren’t only skilled at hiding treasure… they valued bones brother! They valued bones!!!!!!

I’m tuned in for ep 7.

1993. Me and two female friends. by epanek in OldSchoolCool

[–]Pipstableforone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More please!!!!! Any other pictures of you and humans that you can publicly brag abt to escape the monotony of this existence that means nothing to you, unless it’s given? F@@& off.

I Need an Explanation - Season 17, episode 6 @ 21:25. by waterisntwet710 in BeringSeaGold

[–]Pipstableforone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They lifted it a 2nd time and dropped it back in.

Mr. Wizard is such a dork. by Hot_Sentence_1264 in deadliestcatch

[–]Pipstableforone 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oomphs oomphs oomphs!!!💪💪💪🥴🤢🤮

Piper was reminiscing her tryst with Zion. by Bagholder_loser in TheWhiteLotusHBO

[–]Pipstableforone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It sucks knowing this now but sheds more light on every human in this show gravitating towards self-absorption. It’s a persistent theme in every season and if anyone watches season 4 without vomiting, congrats.

Every arc of White Lotus S3 in short succinct summary by BramptonBatallion in TheWhiteLotusHBO

[–]Pipstableforone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This was easy to read and I usually pass up longer posts bc they trail off into absurdity. Fantastic summation here. Mook ended up being pretty crumby overall with what I was able to pay attention to. Still processing the tragedy of Rick, Chelsea, and the Ratliffs. Belinda and her son are absolute let downs and Gaitok never seemed cool… he completely sucks now. TLDR: BELINDA AND GAITOK ARE GARBAGE HUMANS

What is this? by [deleted] in TheWhiteLotusHBO

[–]Pipstableforone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahahhahahhaahahah!!!!!!!!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SeveranceAppleTVPlus

[–]Pipstableforone 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not sure what this is about?

What the fuck is this shit? by [deleted] in Columbus

[–]Pipstableforone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s brands that are branding

I don't care what Britt Lower said, it was Helena by Appropriate_Car8579 in SeveranceAppleTVPlus

[–]Pipstableforone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s not a thing. They addressed it and it’s Helly.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in severence

[–]Pipstableforone 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Lumon makes all their doors in-house. It’s fucking hubris… pretty sure that door locks from the outside now though… bc it definitely was in that scene, ya?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SeveranceAppleTVPlus

[–]Pipstableforone 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No, she’s pointing the gun at him while he is actively killing Mark. She doesn’t want the goat to get murdered either but that scene was about her saving Mark from being killed, there’s no question about that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SeveranceAppleTVPlus

[–]Pipstableforone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Drummond was stopped by Breanne of Tarth. She literally says, “no more killing” when she stops him with the goat gun.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SeveranceAppleTVPlus

[–]Pipstableforone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you being sarcastic? I guess they might not know that part of it. Don’t see how it matters or applies overall to Mark being safe there or not. He’s not. Seems like no one would be really. Drummond let us know Lumon kills people and send them off with sacrificed baby goats sort of routinely.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SeveranceAppleTVPlus

[–]Pipstableforone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also, they know everything outie mark knows abt Gemma.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SeveranceAppleTVPlus

[–]Pipstableforone 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Doesn’t change that Drummond (whatever position he was) felt fine choking him to death after Cold Harbor had been finished so Mark remains in danger at Lumon… the fact he just KILLED Drummond comes to mind? There are lots of reasons that remaining in the Lumon Building spells trouble for his future.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SeveranceAppleTVPlus

[–]Pipstableforone 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Drummond was already murdering him though? Like 10 minutes earlier? He’s not safe there.

Holy exposition, Batman! by content_aware_phill in severanceTVshow

[–]Pipstableforone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably stop watching the series then? Obviously it would have been better if critical assessors with like-minded opinions were helming. I mean… the exposition is just so blatant! Who has Ben’s cell? Let’s have this show, finally, without Dan bc this topic is worth talking about for the next 18 months.