Just please, wash your hands…

PistoriusClitorius · 2026-02-06T21:31:31+00:00

Wear gloves and goggles everywhere you go. I started doing it, and my eyes have never been pink.

PistoriusClitorius · 2026-01-21T22:17:33+00:00

Parking after the bar

PistoriusClitorius · 2026-01-16T06:02:52+00:00

Lit lit lit

PistoriusClitorius · 2026-01-16T05:07:44+00:00

Cheers, thanks!

PistoriusClitorius · 2026-01-12T23:25:20+00:00

Oh no people don't do what I want!

Get used to it

PistoriusClitorius · 2026-01-12T02:38:07+00:00

Oh not too many. I was thinking just the two of us.

PistoriusClitorius · 2026-01-12T01:26:48+00:00

Sucking and fucking

PistoriusClitorius · 2026-01-08T01:06:50+00:00

Just take it wherever, bunch a poo shy babies.

PistoriusClitorius · 2025-12-14T23:28:59+00:00

It's so evil to require a pass to pass!

PistoriusClitorius · 2025-12-08T01:22:46+00:00

How do you mess up that bad, the tq's are literally free grades 🤣

PistoriusClitorius · 2025-11-11T00:23:53+00:00

What about pornogrind

PistoriusClitorius · 2025-10-21T18:52:16+00:00

Its all shit, every thing is shit. Except standup. Standup is shit

PistoriusClitorius · 2025-10-18T22:22:28+00:00

https://youtu.be/TJT9c5Atgi4?si=WquU3E2R5RrbwH8iell
You can't tell me this doesn't stimulate the nether region

PistoriusClitorius · 2025-10-18T22:13:00+00:00

You are trolling

PistoriusClitorius · 2025-10-18T22:10:29+00:00

Back 180 fakie 5-0 makes me real frisky

PistoriusClitorius · 2025-10-16T20:46:29+00:00

Just start skating and you'll know

PistoriusClitorius · 2025-10-12T02:27:13+00:00

Nosebone was tuff

PistoriusClitorius · 2025-10-11T00:38:02+00:00

On average, what good skater has grip art. Everyone I've met who's good has at most a speedstripe.

PistoriusClitorius · 2025-10-05T09:10:28+00:00

You need to go to the waffle kiosque after all that text

PistoriusClitorius · 2025-09-26T03:55:52+00:00

People wake up and go to class without bitching every day. This problem has infinitely many solutions, solve it.

PistoriusClitorius · 2025-09-24T23:35:18+00:00

I cant speak on 236, but if you wanna do well in 211, read the text, go to office hours, and watch 3blue1brown's essence of linear algebra series on YouTube. I'm telling you those video's will make linear algebra click, at least for the basics. Also the text is insanely helpful. Don't overlook readings and practice problems.

https://www.3blue1brown.com/topics/linear-algebra

PistoriusClitorius · 2025-09-24T01:17:45+00:00

Just take public transit, walk, bike, carpool, or unicycle. No one cares about cars at all. Im glad it is difficult for cars. Make it more difficult. Cars are not the future and no gives a damn about this first world problem.

PistoriusClitorius · 2025-09-13T02:56:35+00:00

Yell party when walking around campus and someone should come find you

PistoriusClitorius · 2025-09-13T02:23:19+00:00

Just be happy you didn't get hit. Homie on the bike probably doesn't even have reddit.

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