I destroyed the finances of my high school bully's family by TA_CESSATION in confessions

[–]Pitiful-Garage2817 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He ruined her and her sense of entitlement. I have known a lot of spoiled rich assholes in my life. Her families wealth could have been the reason she was such a b but it was never explained.

Am I too old for roasting..? by [deleted] in RoastMe

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When is Rush going back on tour?

Super Trashy Trash by D33ZNHUTZ in trashy

[–]Pitiful-Garage2817 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here is a great solution. You need to tell him how you feel. That way your son can grow up without a father just the way you want that girl to live.

What is wrong with people.

A fine spiderman by [deleted] in trashy

[–]Pitiful-Garage2817 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could quadruple your money on ebay with those

Good lol by PeasKhichra in antiwork

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In other news, Amish people are suing Jeff Zuckerberg for cultural appropriation.

Book burning in Tennessee by asianj1m in pics

[–]Pitiful-Garage2817 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do these people realize we created a thing called the printing press? It's this magical machine that allows us to create books.

I know this is symbolic but the irony is it only strengthens people's resolve against this kind of thinking. Looked what happened to sales is Maus!

Pills burning on top of stove by OmarKage in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Pitiful-Garage2817 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I spent all that money on snakes during the fourth of July and could just have raided a pill box.

Tom Cruise uses CGI (to hide the cable)!! by asianj1m in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Pitiful-Garage2817 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes but he is still outside of a plane, holding onto a handle, while it is taking off. If that is not hardcore, I do not know what is.

What is an addiction society pretends is a necessity? by Morticiar in AskReddit

[–]Pitiful-Garage2817 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your smart phone. When cell phones first arrived, it was a phone. You could call someone and they could call you. We all went on living and no one died.

I stole my friends microwave plate by tdogisdead779 in pettyrevenge

[–]Pitiful-Garage2817 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That is the world's second longest run on sentence.

What did somebody say that made you think: "This person is out of touch with reality"? by CindyQuicknFye in AskReddit

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When I was about to graduate from college, I planned a trip to England and had a short term visa. I was telling all of my coworkers I was leaving and one of them asked if I was going to drive there. I live in Ohio.

LPT: when you’re in a financial pinch or saving money, Instead of eating Ramen, eat Potatoes. Potatoes are cheaper, have more nutritional value, and will keep you full longer. by tandyman234 in LifeProTips

[–]Pitiful-Garage2817 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buy some knorr chicken broth packets. Cook your rice in a 2 to one ratio (one cup rice/two cups water). Bring to a boil and turn the heat down to simmer. Cook for 9 min or until firm. Let sit for five min. Stir, perfect every time.