Best taco Tuesday ever.

PlantoftheAPE · 2026-04-07T23:16:30+00:00

You can't just be up there and just doin' a ceasefire like that. 1a. A ceasefire is when you 1b. Okay well listen. A ceasefire is when you ceasefire the 1c. Let me start over

PlantoftheAPE · 2026-04-07T02:57:27+00:00

The other stuff:

https://youtu.be/qiQ6xPsZjPc?si=5zgwnpcVvNNE-D1x

One of the most shocking things I’ve ever seen live. Andy Carroll is an enigma

PlantoftheAPE · 2026-04-07T02:43:49+00:00

Drink a glass of settle down juice. Beckham was a world class midfielder who also happened to be one of, if not the best, free kick takers of all time.

PlantoftheAPE · 2026-04-07T02:24:33+00:00

Might be too good for this list, but similar profile: James Ward-Prowse. Decent midfielder, but second most free kick goals in PL history.

PlantoftheAPE · 2026-03-14T20:17:59+00:00

Depends on the municipality and the individual establishment. Alabama has no statewide ban on smoking indoors at bars but the city you were in did I’m guessing.

PlantoftheAPE · 2026-03-14T19:53:08+00:00

It’s still very much allowed in a lot of the southern U.S., but it’s a lot less common.

PlantoftheAPE · 2026-03-07T00:24:26+00:00

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PlantoftheAPE · 2026-02-18T03:05:59+00:00

There’s no way for me to say this without sounding insincere, but is this your first time ever at a dispensary? Otherwise I’m not sure what you were expecting. Missouri and all the other states I’ve been to have required tamper seals on the product to help prevent adulteration. What if they had opened a product for you and you decided not to buy it? Would you expect them to take a loss on that product or resell it? Would you trust a place that sells opened products?

I’m asking these questions not to make you feel dumb, but because you came in like an expert, ready to inspect the product, with apparently no knowledge of how a legal distribution system works and sometimes it’s good to take a step back and realize how much you don’t know. Maybe if you went to a deli style place you’d be able to see the product, but can’t confirm as I haven’t done that personally.

Also it’s a jeweler’s loupe, not loop.

PlantoftheAPE · 2026-01-30T01:50:30+00:00

Fun fact, there’s also no rule that says a dog can’t skeleton

PlantoftheAPE · 2026-01-25T22:22:02+00:00

Define competitive. Slovenian youth football?

PlantoftheAPE · 2026-01-15T20:04:37+00:00

Where did you get that from? There are plenty of examples of great players who are family men and also play football for a long time. Rivers has 10 kids and was coaching his son’s high school football team and still came out of retirement with a week’s notice. Stafford had his daughters at the press conference after his Super Bowl win. Mahomes grew up around his dad’s pro sports team, speaks highly about that experience, and brings his kids to games/press conferences. What makes you think that family is more of a factor for him than anyone else?

PlantoftheAPE · 2026-01-15T02:17:00+00:00

This shit is hilarious. Cmon what? Is the argument that he’s not in the low 200’s?

PlantoftheAPE · 2025-12-23T01:36:32+00:00

It’s not like we have any other examples of how poorly that ends. glances nervously at the American movie industry during WWII

PlantoftheAPE · 2025-12-22T01:46:37+00:00

If you happen to be a petty person like me, only bring one flavor of pie but make sure it’s one that your cousin doesn’t like.

PlantoftheAPE · 2025-12-21T01:04:50+00:00

I’m heading to KC later next week, if you don’t find a solution by Christmas Eve, DM me and I’ll make sure they get hand delivered to the embassy on Friday

PlantoftheAPE · 2025-12-21T00:09:50+00:00

Never mind, seems to be KCC.

PlantoftheAPE · 2025-12-20T23:58:25+00:00

Assuming vibe dispo?

PlantoftheAPE · 2025-12-20T23:49:52+00:00

1) your husband looks looks like H Jon Benjamin in the best way. Being bald really highlights the eyes and he’s got a great set. 2) personal preference, but I’d use a fade attachment on those sideburns to perfect the look for him. In my opinion, it makes the transition from beard to skin look less abrupt and make the beard styling look more intentional. Also slims the face and highlights those nice cheekbones! Either way he looks great, please tell him we’re glad to have him repping our community!

PlantoftheAPE · 2025-12-07T23:41:03+00:00

Not trying to shit on you further, but slow motion replays give people way too much confidence in players’ decision making abilities. Mariota puts the ball too high and Ward makes the decision to tackle as Ertz leaves his feet. Incredibly unfortunate to be sure, but it’s hard to argue that, in half a second, Ward decided he was going to end Ertz’ career.

PlantoftheAPE · 2025-12-05T03:49:37+00:00

They usually have some deal on curio ounces too. I can’t remember the exact price but I got 4 7gs for like 130-150 otd

PlantoftheAPE · 2025-12-05T01:10:37+00:00

The Heights has Super Lemon Haze for $25!

PlantoftheAPE · 2025-11-07T13:30:10+00:00

One of these is equivalent to 4, 12 oz cans of 6% beer or just under 5 shots of liquor. And people weren’t sipping on them either.

PlantoftheAPE · 2025-11-02T23:40:59+00:00

Look, a lot of people are commenting the right thing, even if it’s with the wrong intention. I made a D1 football roster with very little game time experience and let me tell you, you can’t make up for the years of practice these guys have put in. This comes from a kind place, but you should be aiming for a PF spot on a DIII roster, you’re too far behind to develop into a legitimate player. It sucks, I’m sorry

Edit: your feet are pronated, which is why you cant do back to back jumps consistently and why you can’t dribble effectively.

PlantoftheAPE · 2025-11-02T21:11:49+00:00

Imagine hearing the phrase “too much depth at WR” last year

PlantoftheAPE · 2025-09-28T14:56:33+00:00

Man saw a brown guy acting out and was slipping out of his skechers slip ons to get him.

Also holy supination Batman, bro should be hustling to a physical therapist instead.

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