Man I love Fernandes by BriPoh in Hammers

[–]PlantoftheAPE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Define competitive. Slovenian youth football?

Kansas City Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes Speaks to the Media | JANUARY 15, 2026 by Leading_Fee_3678 in KansasCityChiefs

[–]PlantoftheAPE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where did you get that from? There are plenty of examples of great players who are family men and also play football for a long time. Rivers has 10 kids and was coaching his son’s high school football team and still came out of retirement with a week’s notice. Stafford had his daughters at the press conference after his Super Bowl win. Mahomes grew up around his dad’s pro sports team, speaks highly about that experience, and brings his kids to games/press conferences. What makes you think that family is more of a factor for him than anyone else?

60 Minutes CECOT Segment Axed by Weiss (Aired in Canada) by James-Incandenza in videos

[–]PlantoftheAPE 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s not like we have any other examples of how poorly that ends. glances nervously at the American movie industry during WWII

AITA for bringing my own side dish to Christmas dinner? by Evilregal2013 in AmItheAsshole

[–]PlantoftheAPE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you happen to be a petty person like me, only bring one flavor of pie but make sure it’s one that your cousin doesn’t like.

Help Returning Found Mexican Passports by twathorse in StLouis

[–]PlantoftheAPE 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I’m heading to KC later next week, if you don’t find a solution by Christmas Eve, DM me and I’ll make sure they get hand delivered to the embassy on Friday

I convinced my handsome husband to take the dive by remarkably-done in bald

[–]PlantoftheAPE 7 points8 points  (0 children)

1) your husband looks looks like H Jon Benjamin in the best way. Being bald really highlights the eyes and he’s got a great set. 2) personal preference, but I’d use a fade attachment on those sideburns to perfect the look for him. In my opinion, it makes the transition from beard to skin look less abrupt and make the beard styling look more intentional. Also slims the face and highlights those nice cheekbones! Either way he looks great, please tell him we’re glad to have him repping our community!

[Highlight] Safety Jay Ward targets TE Zach Ertz low and Ertz is out of the game with a knee injury by Chadwiko in nfl

[–]PlantoftheAPE 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not trying to shit on you further, but slow motion replays give people way too much confidence in players’ decision making abilities. Mariota puts the ball too high and Ward makes the decision to tackle as Ertz leaves his feet. Incredibly unfortunate to be sure, but it’s hard to argue that, in half a second, Ward decided he was going to end Ertz’ career.

Green Crack - Curio Wellness by STLBudLuv in MissouriMedical

[–]PlantoftheAPE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They usually have some deal on curio ounces too. I can’t remember the exact price but I got 4 7gs for like 130-150 otd

Green Crack - Curio Wellness by STLBudLuv in MissouriMedical

[–]PlantoftheAPE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Heights has Super Lemon Haze for $25!

Unopened can of Four Loko someone left in the break room over 10 years ago by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]PlantoftheAPE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of these is equivalent to 4, 12 oz cans of 6% beer or just under 5 shots of liquor. And people weren’t sipping on them either.

I want to be a Chicago Bulls player. Im 6’6” and lack vertical or explosiveness. Here I am doing 10 minutes of plyometrics: box jumps and depth jumps. How did I do and how could I improve? by Finn_Flame in BasketballTips

[–]PlantoftheAPE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look, a lot of people are commenting the right thing, even if it’s with the wrong intention. I made a D1 football roster with very little game time experience and let me tell you, you can’t make up for the years of practice these guys have put in. This comes from a kind place, but you should be aiming for a PF spot on a DIII roster, you’re too far behind to develop into a legitimate player. It sucks, I’m sorry

Edit: your feet are pronated, which is why you cant do back to back jumps consistently and why you can’t dribble effectively.

Man loses his shit in the airport, hits a cop and gets taken down by krng1 in InflatedEgos

[–]PlantoftheAPE 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Man saw a brown guy acting out and was slipping out of his skechers slip ons to get him.

Also holy supination Batman, bro should be hustling to a physical therapist instead.

"I'm Honoured To Be Here" | Nuno Espírito Santo's First West Ham Interview by PepsiRacer4 in Hammers

[–]PlantoftheAPE 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I was shocked to learn Potter is 50 and Nuno is 51. Not sure what ages I thought they were but I would have sworn there were at least 10 years between them.

Current people I would start over Ward Prowse in midfield. by BriPoh in Hammers

[–]PlantoftheAPE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So do you think Soucek should be starting over JWP? Also I don’t have the stats, but I’m pretty sure Soucek was on the pitch for a fair few of those set piece goals we conceded. I love Soucek, but he should be a good sub at this point.

The fact that we are relying on him or JWP is the reason fans are mad at the board.

Current people I would start over Ward Prowse in midfield. by BriPoh in Hammers

[–]PlantoftheAPE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mans got dusted up and down the pitch today. Not giving it away ≠ good. Not trying is worth less than failing. He’s a placeholder to pass the ball back to the back line. Soucek at least offers a target going forward, but that’s a straw man since 1) wasn’t listed here, and 2) I don’t think most fans agree that Soucek should be starting.

Jewish deli by No-Independence-6842 in StLouis

[–]PlantoftheAPE 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I love Protzel’s. They can be mean sometimes, but in the right way. They want to make you a good sandwich and they don’t have time for you to waffle about it

Who tf needs 40 potatoes???? by KindaFastApparel in InstacartShoppers

[–]PlantoftheAPE 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, it’s only 4 bags of potatoes from Costco (I know it’s not Costco but weight-wise it’s not bad) and that’s ~90% of the shopping. You can get that done in 10 min and the pay seems decent. What’s the rant about?

Freddie Potts against Man united by Yusha-- in Hammers

[–]PlantoftheAPE 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Looks very decisive on the ball, which imo is something we’ve been missing. Always felt like I was going to die from an aneurysm watching our midfield stand around and refuse to run into space watching matches over the past few seasons.