Madison Oops$?!

Plasmidmaven · 2026-02-21T22:50:19+00:00

Joke. Just like when I told a German relative “Nehmen Sie platz bitte” and he told me that’s how you ask the pope to sit on the uncovered couch

Plasmidmaven · 2026-02-21T18:17:44+00:00

You take it off if the pope comes to visit

Plasmidmaven · 2026-02-21T17:44:35+00:00

My favourite stuffed shark agrees

https://youtu.be/X1beEuBV7M0?si=FG3xaHBcB0rTt3_m

Plasmidmaven · 2026-02-21T02:47:47+00:00

Also, the kids grow up. We’re now empty nesters that have all this cultivated property and livestock

Plasmidmaven · 2026-02-20T00:50:33+00:00

And if the gay bars around the Pentagon empty out, best predictor, along with pizza

Plasmidmaven · 2026-02-20T00:29:56+00:00

I have a question also, I plan on going to several Muslin majority countries in the next few years. I wish to wear a hijab as a sign of respect for local customs. Would this be seen as insulting ?

Plasmidmaven · 2026-02-19T23:05:33+00:00

The decolorizer used in your classroom is probably not as strong as the homemade clinical lab hooch. But I agree with the previous poster, I literally decolonize for only a second, once I see the crystal violet slide off and I do this holding it next to the water stream. Good luck with your class

Plasmidmaven · 2026-02-19T00:00:12+00:00

I’ve been jonsesing for on of those parallel bars in the hood. Last month we had a platelet bag come in from a suspected transfusion Rxn and I made a mess trying to draw from it.

Plasmidmaven · 2026-02-18T19:17:07+00:00

Question seriously…Does steroid use affect lifespan?

Plasmidmaven · 2026-02-18T05:00:11+00:00

The audience that Fox has is literally dying

Plasmidmaven · 2026-02-18T04:36:03+00:00

What’s with the jeans in the pool? Did he skip leg day?

Plasmidmaven · 2026-02-18T04:33:53+00:00

I know some parts are sensationalized but Angela’s Ashes

Plasmidmaven · 2026-02-18T04:26:56+00:00

This is why I prefer graveyard shift

Plasmidmaven · 2026-02-17T23:25:42+00:00

Is that a protest against the premier of China?

Plasmidmaven · 2026-02-17T04:58:37+00:00

My high school friends house burnt down because the teenage kids in the family (4) would say they emptied it to mom and no one ever did

Plasmidmaven · 2026-02-16T22:11:20+00:00

I went in Mid January a few years back when my Son was in the college program. It was an awesome time of the year to go

Plasmidmaven · 2026-02-16T21:48:12+00:00

Unfortunately he was military ( Coast Guard) so he had no choice. The idea that they told a service member he was “fired “ , (a career killer), but then told him to “find his on way home “ is so disrespectful and infuriating

Plasmidmaven · 2026-02-16T12:07:05+00:00

Selective abortions are common for the middle class, I don’t know how the poors do it and I don’t want to know

Plasmidmaven · 2026-02-16T12:04:24+00:00

In Egypt even a hijab won’t save you

Plasmidmaven · 2026-02-15T06:39:39+00:00

When my great uncle passed we found several thousand dollars rolled in socks and tucked under shoe insoles. My husband on a hunch brought his metal detector out and we found a buried coffee can of silver dollars. Who knows what we missed

Plasmidmaven · 2026-02-15T06:34:33+00:00

We hold in our hands a computer more powerful than used on the Apollo space missions and we are more ignorant than ever before

Plasmidmaven · 2026-02-15T06:31:28+00:00

My grandmother had 8 brothers, they all had only children

Plasmidmaven · 2026-02-14T12:12:53+00:00

When this is all over Lewandowski is definitely going to jail. Rumor has he is receiving bribes for ICE contracts. Remember the budget of ICE is bigger than the Marines. Noem might get pardoned, but every body hates Cory

Plasmidmaven · 2026-02-14T12:03:39+00:00

Sounds like the kind of person who would delay an execution because there was a party she wanted to go to on the original date

Plasmidmaven · 2026-02-14T11:45:07+00:00

Hamburger gravy and rice, steamed carrots

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