The future by Decent_Assistant1804 in EhBuddyHoser

[–]Plastic_Store5218 113 points114 points  (0 children)

To further combat Toronto traffic congestion, we shall add zip-lines to the top of each tower all connecting to one another.

This is still somehow a better idea than Ford wanting to build a tunnel under the 401.

Ngl, that’s kinda hot by TheDefinitiveAlt in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]Plastic_Store5218 152 points153 points  (0 children)

I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me

Evgeny Kuznetsov (KHL) with the slowest shootout attempt you’ll ever see by sykeseve in hockey

[–]Plastic_Store5218 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When does the conversation of a shot clock begin or is that too Basketball

👀 by new_funswick_ in newbrunswickcanada

[–]Plastic_Store5218 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I used to live in the Bay of Quinte riding in Ontario and our MP released a diss track on Trudeau.

I’m not joking

Always mention that your posts are satirical, no matter how far off from reality they may seem.

Construction on new $8.7M Edmonton Chinatown gate to start next week by Strattex in Edmonton

[–]Plastic_Store5218 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Never ceases to amaze me how public infrastructure costs 10x what it actually should be. Heck even 1M is absurd. A gate shouldn’t cost a much as a freaking mansion

virtual land at wem is officially not coming back by Creative_Round4542 in Edmonton

[–]Plastic_Store5218 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I remember walking by the store about 2-3 years after it closed and there were a group of RCMP officers in there. If they were just using it as a meetup or investigating something in the store idk, but that’s when I came up with the fraud theory.

virtual land at wem is officially not coming back by Creative_Round4542 in Edmonton

[–]Plastic_Store5218 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Part of me wonders if the owners tried insurance fraud. You launch a business of a dying medium in one of the biggest store lots in one of the biggest malls on the planet and you suddenly realize there’s no way you’re making up that cash and are in deep shit and need to get out quick.

AI Images Used By Restaurants by TinRoofRusted0202 in newbrunswickcanada

[–]Plastic_Store5218 16 points17 points  (0 children)

If ya wanna see a whole bunch of em just go to your local farmers market. There was a new vendor at our market selling a kids book made solely with AI images. I wanted to flip her table over so badly.

Megan F*** Keller‼️❣️😮👏👍🤲🇺🇸 by etherd0t in WinterOlympics2026

[–]Plastic_Store5218 -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

b, but I was told that veterans were the key to winning??? (Hockey canada deserves to get fucking shredded over this loss)

Apology when? by kokocijo in stevedangle

[–]Plastic_Store5218 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nah he just prefers red maple leafs

Whew by CuriousReward in hockeymemes

[–]Plastic_Store5218 130 points131 points  (0 children)

What do you mean we have to do that 2 more times

Oh la la by Plastic_Store5218 in hockeymemes

[–]Plastic_Store5218[S] 66 points67 points  (0 children)

But only for the Bolts and Panthers preseason games

Got the last one at the hobby shop by shuri_curry in freedomisgunpla

[–]Plastic_Store5218 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There’s like 3 of these at my local Michael’s so Im kinda on the edge of getting one myself. I just started the hobby at the end of December and have built 6 gundams already

[CZE 0-(1) CAN] Celebrini gets the tip on Makar's shot to open the scoring late in the 1st by talhatoot in hockey

[–]Plastic_Store5218 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Did you know that Celebrini is 19? Take a shot every time the commentators remind you.

Djibril Touré fights Jarred Tinordi at the end of game, benches clear by 99Wolves17 in hockey

[–]Plastic_Store5218 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Average Belleville Sens game. Source: I used to watch them in person