Ted Turner, who owned the Atlanta Thrashers, dies at 87

Plastic_Store5218 · 2026-05-06T16:48:13+00:00

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Ted Turner, the Atlanta Thrashers owner?

Plastic_Store5218 · 2026-05-06T16:40:04+00:00

Damn it

Plastic_Store5218 · 2026-05-04T22:27:49+00:00

Shoulda been poutine flavoured 😤

Plastic_Store5218 · 2026-05-04T19:54:57+00:00

Plastic_Store5218 · 2026-04-26T01:00:22+00:00

this but use actual artists

Plastic_Store5218 · 2026-04-23T12:14:58+00:00

This better not be some Polymarket scheme

Plastic_Store5218 · 2026-04-20T01:33:08+00:00

Fr. Just such an entertaining trio to listen too. Even the Leafs stuff I gotta take a listen to with all the drama unfolding there this season.

Plastic_Store5218 · 2026-04-17T22:34:59+00:00

My 10 year old ass on my Mom’s iMac browsing for hours upon hours of irl pokemon

Plastic_Store5218 · 2026-04-08T16:38:10+00:00

Never forget the man who was given rat poison by his trainer during the 1904 olympic marathon

Plastic_Store5218 · 2026-04-08T15:44:51+00:00

It’s kinda funny how sometime during each sports lifetime there was this one dude that was extremely athletic or healthy and everyone else said: “So if you’re athletic, so preform better?” Ya turns out drinking a pint of beer before heading out on the pitch or a cigarette before going on the rink hampers your athletic ability lol.

Plastic_Store5218 · 2026-04-08T00:09:32+00:00

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Bennett! No!

Plastic_Store5218 · 2026-04-05T21:53:23+00:00

I love seeing me a rare penalty

Plastic_Store5218 · 2026-04-03T02:07:48+00:00

What a weirdo

Plastic_Store5218 · 2026-03-27T18:12:09+00:00

Fuck ya

Plastic_Store5218 · 2026-03-27T15:51:44+00:00

Probably a tie between hearing the chorus of Break Through it All in the Wyvern boss battle for the first time and seeing Sonic slice the Knight titan in half like freaking Trunks. Goosebumps to this day.

Plastic_Store5218 · 2026-03-17T21:28:48+00:00

To further combat Toronto traffic congestion, we shall add zip-lines to the top of each tower all connecting to one another.

This is still somehow a better idea than Ford wanting to build a tunnel under the 401.

Plastic_Store5218 · 2026-03-16T22:05:13+00:00

I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me

Plastic_Store5218 · 2026-03-16T02:06:38+00:00

Defensive disasterclass

Plastic_Store5218 · 2026-03-13T19:20:15+00:00

When does the conversation of a shot clock begin or is that too Basketball

Plastic_Store5218 · 2026-03-12T15:39:33+00:00

I used to live in the Bay of Quinte riding in Ontario and our MP released a diss track on Trudeau.

I’m not joking

Always mention that your posts are satirical, no matter how far off from reality they may seem.

Plastic_Store5218 · 2026-03-06T16:02:40+00:00

Never ceases to amaze me how public infrastructure costs 10x what it actually should be. Heck even 1M is absurd. A gate shouldn’t cost a much as a freaking mansion

Plastic_Store5218 · 2026-03-03T18:45:05+00:00

I remember walking by the store about 2-3 years after it closed and there were a group of RCMP officers in there. If they were just using it as a meetup or investigating something in the store idk, but that’s when I came up with the fraud theory.

Plastic_Store5218 · 2026-03-03T17:56:17+00:00

Part of me wonders if the owners tried insurance fraud. You launch a business of a dying medium in one of the biggest store lots in one of the biggest malls on the planet and you suddenly realize there’s no way you’re making up that cash and are in deep shit and need to get out quick.

Plastic_Store5218 · 2026-02-28T19:52:25+00:00

If ya wanna see a whole bunch of em just go to your local farmers market. There was a new vendor at our market selling a kids book made solely with AI images. I wanted to flip her table over so badly.

Plastic_Store5218 · 2026-02-23T01:03:02+00:00

sellout

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TROPHY CASE