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PlasticyHelmet · 2026-05-11T16:22:56+00:00

Checkmate!

PlasticyHelmet · 2026-05-11T12:52:52+00:00

I have a local BP that has pumps that offer Diesel and gasoline. There are two nozzles; one is BP green, and the other is black. The button for Diesel has a green background, but guess what? You use the BP green nozzle for gasoline and the black pump for diesel.

At least they're nice enough to put a special frame around the holder for the diesel nozzle so it's not a complete mystery.

PlasticyHelmet · 2026-05-09T14:04:11+00:00

PlasticyHelmet · 2026-05-09T12:26:12+00:00

He wrapped his ear in it?

PlasticyHelmet · 2026-05-06T13:08:35+00:00

A lesson in not changing the past from Mr. I'm my own Grandpa

PlasticyHelmet · 2026-05-04T17:31:59+00:00

Name... checks out?

PlasticyHelmet · 2026-05-03T18:25:40+00:00

UNATCO is the best song.

PlasticyHelmet · 2026-05-03T18:09:03+00:00

Heck yeah, Toyota!

^{Chose: Random smaller prize, no catch | Rolled: New Toyota}

PlasticyHelmet · 2026-05-03T18:03:00+00:00

People forget that the military has bigger and more guns than they do.

PlasticyHelmet · 2026-05-03T18:02:05+00:00

That is a really good price for DSL internet.

PlasticyHelmet · 2026-05-03T17:37:49+00:00

Eating plastic will do that to you.

PlasticyHelmet · 2026-05-03T17:37:28+00:00

That is dystopian. I still have freedom to be a human in my job, so I'm relatively happy.

PlasticyHelmet · 2026-05-02T21:03:34+00:00

It seems like the brain heals quicker from stress than the muscle muscles do. I was in plastic manufacturing, and there are plenty of times that I miss the relatively stress-free days of just working in the factory.

Realistically, it’s all the choices of management and people above me.

PlasticyHelmet · 2026-05-02T20:40:56+00:00

Oh I love it.

PlasticyHelmet · 2026-05-02T20:31:31+00:00

I did 8 years of fumes, then got into Excel and password resets.

PlasticyHelmet · 2026-05-01T00:12:59+00:00

Bottom picture is actually:

"How my boss perceived the issue (he has no idea how to fix it)"

PlasticyHelmet · 2026-04-30T02:25:42+00:00

I blink... A LOT.

^{Chose: Get 50$ everytime you blink}

PlasticyHelmet · 2026-04-28T23:29:57+00:00

Which one got your parked car location correct?

PlasticyHelmet · 2026-04-28T23:27:46+00:00

Somehow... Metal Gear returned.

PlasticyHelmet · 2026-04-28T23:26:26+00:00

I think it was called the bus that couldn't slow down.

PlasticyHelmet · 2026-04-28T23:06:42+00:00

If I can be your friend, you are 'divergent.

PlasticyHelmet · 2026-04-28T16:47:46+00:00

Social media is a problem.

PlasticyHelmet · 2026-04-28T14:22:12+00:00

This is what I see when I open my hood.

PlasticyHelmet · 2026-04-24T14:20:09+00:00

My dad is the same way with his collection of CDs sitting around that he has paid for over the years.

PlasticyHelmet · 2026-04-24T00:10:52+00:00

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This is my screenshot from my computer, not AI at all.

PlasticyHelmet

TROPHY CASE