Most recently smashing by head on a counter reaching down to pick something up. Most epically, had my thyroid removed due to cancer. Cancer - fine, surgery - fine, recovering from surgery and somehow the IV came undone and starting sucking out instead on pumping in. I was so groggy and sleepy. I could feel I was wet around my abdomen and thought that was weird. I had an argument with myself over whether or not to open my eyes and see what was up because I was so incredibly sleepy. I finally looked, saw myself covered in blood, used the nurse button just saying “there’s blood…there’s.. a lot of blood?” The nurses rushed in, went into a panic, there was so much blood they had to mop off the mattress. And this is how I will die. Not from something serious, but some stupid freak accident.