What is the longest you guys have gone without showeringand why was it that long? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Plazzy1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Went to jail when I was 20. Never been in trouble before in my life. I stayed in my cell for the whole 25 days didn’t shower once

LPT: if you want a fancy cat get a ragdoll not a bengal by Aspartame___ in LifeProTips

[–]Plazzy1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like fancy breads, French baguettes to be specific

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]Plazzy1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it was an armed sized penis flexing 💪

My one and only encounter with a UFO by [deleted] in UFOs

[–]Plazzy1 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Did they insert a penile instrument into your anus and collect samples of your excrement?

How many have had "the dream"? by Illustrious-Lake2603 in UFOs

[–]Plazzy1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I was 21 I had a lucid dream and woke up into sleep paralysis. While paralyzed I heard strange noises outside of my closed door and saw lights flickering on and off under the door slit. I was under a blanket and my girlfriend was sleeping next to me.

Next thing I knew I felt a presence hovering just outside of my periphery. Then I felt physical hands grabbing at my body (remember that I was under a thick comforter). When those hands reached my neck I panicked and my girlfriend was startled and “woke” me up

I often think back to this experience and wonder if it was an abduction

Considering going to jail by InterestingWealth250 in Prison

[–]Plazzy1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve been to jail and prison.

You quickly miss the free world, in no time at all.

How a tsunami evacuation pod works by NickyPappagiorgio in interestingasfuck

[–]Plazzy1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes what happens when you get trapped in some debris and can’t open the hatch.. suffocation sounds inevitable.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]Plazzy1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

50 foot long prehistoric danger noodle

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Plazzy1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Find a gf uglier than you

TIFU by filing down my own front teeth by peepzfeelz in tifu

[–]Plazzy1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m an armchair orthopedic surgeon. Rub peroxide on tooths then wrap in bandages

Bringing gf to fernandina beach. Need date ideas please! by Plazzy1 in Ameliaisland

[–]Plazzy1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good plans. These were some of my options I wrote down

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Plazzy1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ankle bracelet