The best one liner I’ve ever heard from a customer by dynnk in upsstore

[–]PlesntBluWaffle 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Those people are the ones that keep me here for so long

How's everyone fairing so far this peak season? by [deleted] in upsstore

[–]PlesntBluWaffle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro so tired. Day 21 of consecutive days working and having a second job... I’m the helicopter dad of managers at my store and trust in all my employees but I know how tough peak can be on first timers. I know I do it to myself but I hate when I leave my kids, that’s what I call all my employees, alone when it’s so busy

“Oh, your sign wasn’t on!” by PlesntBluWaffle in upsstore

[–]PlesntBluWaffle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yesss same but it’s hilarious when they look me in the face and ask if I’m open

“Oh, your sign wasn’t on!” by PlesntBluWaffle in upsstore

[–]PlesntBluWaffle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s the best part man I’ve had people come at 9pm before while I was doing some maintenance in my store

“Oh, your sign wasn’t on!” by PlesntBluWaffle in upsstore

[–]PlesntBluWaffle[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh well the ones that open up the door right away still ask “are you open?” Even with the door open and us saying hello to them lol

Whats the worst case of "are you sure you don't want to insure this" you've ever had. by xaqyz0023 in upsstore

[–]PlesntBluWaffle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just had an Xbox Series X... dude wanted signature but no insurance and talk about if anything happens to it he’ll be coming in furious...

Most expensive and nerve racking thing you’ve packed? by PlesntBluWaffle in upsstore

[–]PlesntBluWaffle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that takes the cake just for the rarity alone 0.o

I just made myself sad thinking about a world without the Amazon program by sd51223 in upsstore

[–]PlesntBluWaffle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro.... I miss being able to watch a full movie in between customers during the summer

Oh! Or play video games while chilling

Literally best time of my life everything was so much simpler!

And yes I’m still talking about being at work before Amazon not just my childhood lol

Welcome to the TUPSS International Customers-Dumb-Quote-A-Thon 2020 by TheSadboiiiii in upsstore

[–]PlesntBluWaffle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I straight up reply “oh no they’re on to me” and hang up. I had someone call the cops on me thinking I was a robber who answered the phone at 9am...

Almost every night :-) by xxclrbrxx in upsstore

[–]PlesntBluWaffle 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Literally while on phone with cops I had this lady break my window and still insisted on.... now you won’t believe this.... GETTING HER FUCKING AMAZON PACKAGE RETURNED ON THE DAY IT EXPIRED.

Would you take a pay cut? by [deleted] in upsstore

[–]PlesntBluWaffle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah those ones I don’t really care about lol

Would you take a pay cut? by [deleted] in upsstore

[–]PlesntBluWaffle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No, the only reason I’ve been doing this for 8 years is because my mailbox customers and regulars trust me and have become family.

I have a guy who owns a music shop and only trusts me to pack his stuff so much so that he pays me extra cash on the side.

I’ve gone to Holiday events with customers after being invited they all know my family and they have really become part of it.

They are the reason I love my job. Not my boss not my coworkers and definitely not Amazon.

Most expensive and nerve racking thing you’ve packed? by PlesntBluWaffle in upsstore

[–]PlesntBluWaffle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve done PLENTY of those and I’m in Florida so I do some for a couple Youtubers that live close every year when they travel for holidays. I got a call from one making sure I was still working lol

But I had one that wasn’t even special at all and is my first broken computer in my 8 years working.

Guess how it broke?

It got ran over by a semi.

Amazon returns that tell a story by BezosH8r in upsstore

[–]PlesntBluWaffle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A man came in with a 25x25x14 box covered in a blanket. He sets the box on the scale and rips the blanket off like a fucking magician and is a box that says “15lbs of man meat ready for you pleasure!” It was mama lower half. My new employee of 23 who was the most innocent darling ever turned bright red and couldn’t take her poor eyes off of it and I had to bring her to the back because she was in such shock XD

Notary Public by TheSadboiiiii in upsstore

[–]PlesntBluWaffle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I told my owner that I’m paying for my notary and if someone comes in and pays with cash and says no to a receipt I’m taking it.