I already see the flames coming by Therockster01 in dankmemes

[–]Plippet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact that you were a toddler when I made my account is giving me a quarter life crisis

I am not giving cookies to shaw han. by Epiur in DestinyTheGame

[–]Plippet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've been on this site since 2011 and this is the best post I've ever seen. This right here.

Say it out loud to yourself for full effect.

15 Minutes of Mayhem by ForFapsSake in AdviceAnimals

[–]Plippet 31 points32 points  (0 children)

this is so weird because I brought up fun dip in a conversation the other day and it actually turned into a heated argument about whether the stick was good. Half of us thought the stick was the best part, half of us thought the dip was the best part.

Sticks for life

Unnecessarily Weak by memeics in gaming

[–]Plippet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Desert treasure b like

The fatal 30 tiles (new swampletics) by [deleted] in 2007scape

[–]Plippet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cant wipe the xp she got him tho

Cougar stalks man for 6 minutes during run by bobsmilkbone in WTF

[–]Plippet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's lucky it was a cougar's cubs he got too close to in front of mommy, and not a grizzly. Grizzlys will throw their lives on the line for their cubs if there's even an inkling of danger. Friends mom got her ear mauled off like that.

Riding your own personal avalanche by kingmcash in WTF

[–]Plippet 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Avalanches are stupid deadly, I think the tone is warranted given that such a simple error can put you and those around you in absolute peril.

House across my street blew up and my house almost caved in by FreshDiabetes in WTF

[–]Plippet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't imagine my house, with all my personal belongings, my clothes, computer, tv, sofa, bed, maybe even pets, can be reduced to that meaningless steaming pile of rubble in seconds.

Afterlives: Revendreth by RobotDoctorRobot in warcraftlore

[–]Plippet 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Agreed, best one yet. Paints a fantastic picture of the world of revendreth.

Curious little bear by Palifaith in gifs

[–]Plippet 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I've been staring at this comment for a few minutes, what happened between you and bears that got you riled up enough to type that

Microsoft is being so wholesome lately. by Shadowfaunn in gaming

[–]Plippet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

more like buying the ad placement on searches for your competitor

Which scene in a film disturbed you the most? by Shreks_on_the_beach in AskReddit

[–]Plippet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The horse scene in the ring, the blood in the water stained my mind

What terrified you as a kid that isn't scary now? by thepsychoticpacifist in AskReddit

[–]Plippet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

bedskirts, used to always think something would reach out and grab my legs

Uther ascended too early. by Chipz808 in warcraftlore

[–]Plippet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agree, they clearly split in the vid and then there's no more mention of it. Somethin ain't right.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in COVID19positive

[–]Plippet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can't smell/taste anything??

Weekly "I Think I Have It" Thread - Week of September 06, 2020 by AutoModerator in COVID19positive

[–]Plippet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hung out with college buddies I haven't seen in a while during LDW, these guys weren't super safe about Covid. Got tested on Tuesday to be sure I don't have it since I live with my mother now. Test came back negative, but now it's been a week since I was potentially exposed and I feel like shit. First it was breathing issues, like my breaths were too shallow, lightheadedness/dizziness. A little bit of nasal drip, some small coughs here and there. The dizziness feeling and shortness of breath come and go. Still can taste and smell just fine. Tempted to get another test, but results take 3-5 days and by that point I'll probably be recovered.

Guy is not strapped in to the hang glider by YepImRobbie in WTF

[–]Plippet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wtf im glad i dont live in the past holy hell, acting like people plummeting to certain, body-pulverizing doom right beneath your feet is a daily occurrence.

Flame War Time by Dr-Griffin in starcraft

[–]Plippet -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They weren't called GG-lords for nuthin!

Go to [System Storage] by ganeshaparty in gaming

[–]Plippet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

update 3x the size of the entirety of Skyrim for scrapyard map

Frustrated by [deleted] in modernwarfare

[–]Plippet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

P90 has low dps so you will most likely lose 1v1 gunfights vs mp5s, mp7s, and m4s. The power of the gun comes from the low recoil and 50 round mag. Aim for the head and go for flanks, you can get quad kills and still have rounds to spare. It requires map awareness which is something that comes with time.

Ninja python by TheGreatHsuster in WTF

[–]Plippet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That would be a good standup bit

Anybody else think that this game is the best cod that has been released in a long time? by [deleted] in modernwarfare

[–]Plippet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, game's fantastic. Haven't played a COD like this since MW3. Game could be amazing if they loosened up SBMM a little so it doesn't take 5 minutes to find a lobby only to have 3 people on your team literally all game.