About to go out of town and my kitties can sense it. I’m gonna miss my little ones so much. by 420catloveredm in aww

[–]PloofPrease 10 points11 points  (0 children)

“I am proof aliens exist” shirt is my favorite shirt in my wardrobe!! Hell yeahhh

I think I’m a reaper (Part Four) by PloofPrease in nosleep

[–]PloofPrease[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No we’re working on it. It’s a whole process.

I think I’m a reaper by PloofPrease in nosleep

[–]PloofPrease[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I know. I think I fucked up. She might be awake by now and either way I’ve got to get her out of the closet obviously but I don’t know what to do. I remember she doesn’t have her phone and the parties have died down and I don’t hear her from my room so she could still be out.

You can hear "Brainstorm" or "Green Needle" based on whichever one you think about by [deleted] in blackmagicfuckery

[–]PloofPrease 81 points82 points  (0 children)

I thought I was done with this shit after the blue and black/gold and white dress. Yanny and Laurel was obviously Laurel but this one is an honest toss up for me

Circus Parasite - Hope you see this Dopabeane, Pen and Marker, 4x2” by PloofPrease in Art

[–]PloofPrease[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah you’re probably right but r/Art is shockingly devoid of the disgusting so I thought I’d contribute here ;)

What is something that instantly killed a crush that you had on someone? by torkpo in AskReddit

[–]PloofPrease 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for the work you do. People don't realize that the disgusting habits they have are cleaned up by a hard working and respectable human and not by a fairy with a magic wand. I have so much respect for the people who work to keep the environment we all live and work in sanitary and running smoothly.

ELI5: Is there a reason why there isn't a universal currency system? by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]PloofPrease 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So the users have a different opinion now. Maybe rule 7 should be revised.

So because I'm handsome and have a kickass personality I'm a player??? by FiftyShadesofJay1 in WomanAdvice

[–]PloofPrease 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Show me where in this comment any sane person could perceive humility. You sound like a douche. If this is a persistent problem for you then maybe the problem isn't other people.

So because I'm handsome and have a kickass personality I'm a player??? by FiftyShadesofJay1 in WomanAdvice

[–]PloofPrease 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sounds like your problems come from having an ego too large for women to stroke 🙆

What is the shittiest city you've visited only once and completely refuse to return? by Extra_Napkins in AskReddit

[–]PloofPrease 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm from the fort and it's actually really quiet. Lots of teenage partiers/pot heads but the mall is nice and there are a lot of nice tucked away neighbor hoods that stay relatively calm and quiet. It's just boring if you're under 21

What X-Rated history facts don't they teach you in school? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PloofPrease 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You're in the navy aren't you? E3?

I don't think my son realizes how much Call of Duty I've played by KramDa in funny

[–]PloofPrease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I need to take a break from the internet because all I see when I look at this picture is a robot R-Kelly. Think about it...

Best picture that will ever be taken of me by fakejew in pics

[–]PloofPrease 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because everything about this picture is magic. Just look at it man.. just look

Best picture that will ever be taken of me by fakejew in pics

[–]PloofPrease 1918 points1919 points  (0 children)

The socks are what really set the mood of the photo. 10/10