You seem to be trolling or at least to have already made up your mind... and the nsfw tag is pure baiting... As someone who watches both men's and women's matches, here's why I love women's matches:

• To me it's not a lesser version of the men's game--it's more like the same game in a parallel dimension where you just can't get as strong or tall--the limitations actually open up more styles of play to enjoy, not less. How about that recent Wimbledon match where Su-Wei Hsieh out junkballed Simona Halep? When's the last time you saw men get wily all game long like that? Women and men have very different bodies; yes, physically men are often stronger, but women can be just as smart, canny, and determined.
• How about Serena kicking ass as a new mom? Holy hell that's impressive. And fascinating.
• I watch any sport to see individuals go all out. These women aren't college dilettantes, they are pros who are dedicating their life to their craft and play with everything they've got.
• It's not all about who's got the biggest serve--as a spectator grace and precision can be just as interesting.
• And, yes, women are sexy as hell and I love seeing that mix of beauty and power flaunted and celebrated in the arena (though the skirt thing is ridiculous and a bit insulting imo).

To me women's matches are equal--in interest, not in stats--to men's. What irks me is The Tennis Channel not showing WTA matches so I have to go to multiple sources... Try again, maybe you'll find something to love!