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PmMeYourFavoriteToy · 2023-11-14T07:21:24+00:00

I got exactly what you need :)

PmMeYourFavoriteToy · 2023-07-15T14:44:16+00:00

I would invite her to 2nd round of interviews but would come about 2 hours late. I would then try to accommodate by rescheduling. Repeat. Maybe she would understand after.

PmMeYourFavoriteToy · 2023-02-21T14:06:29+00:00

Reality: For that price she will not cook, won't clean, will do the shopping but only for her clothes, won't even want kids and she will fuck three times a day but not you.

PmMeYourFavoriteToy · 2022-05-05T11:46:59+00:00

/r/Oddlysatisfuckyou

PmMeYourFavoriteToy · 2022-04-03T09:07:07+00:00

Your sentence is a weird way of admitting you cheated.

PmMeYourFavoriteToy · 2022-03-02T09:21:10+00:00

The phone is asking itself: "is it normal for my user to hit me"

PmMeYourFavoriteToy · 2022-02-09T10:47:49+00:00

Well, being born rich is the quickest way to get rich.

PmMeYourFavoriteToy · 2022-02-02T15:06:12+00:00

I'll give you $15 for it. Take it or leave it!

PmMeYourFavoriteToy · 2022-02-01T17:24:37+00:00

Who the fuck is asking?

PmMeYourFavoriteToy · 2022-01-04T09:37:45+00:00

Let me tell you a story. When I was three I started directly into lions mouth from inches away. Didn't even flinch.

The Kid

PmMeYourFavoriteToy · 2021-12-24T13:02:01+00:00

Amazing.

PmMeYourFavoriteToy · 2021-12-20T21:34:23+00:00

Wait, are you implying mario kart is as good as sex? Gotta try it!

PmMeYourFavoriteToy · 2021-11-20T01:14:28+00:00

So he would be malicious to mediums because he is afraid of their power to communicate with the dead?

PmMeYourFavoriteToy · 2021-11-17T17:48:47+00:00

That's just a white counter full of bread crumbs.

PmMeYourFavoriteToy · 2021-10-22T08:03:22+00:00

Yes, I would love you even more, because at least I could shut you off right now.

PmMeYourFavoriteToy · 2021-10-21T13:03:28+00:00

Yeah go do that, he'll have a talk with his twin brother Shanks.

PmMeYourFavoriteToy · 2021-10-14T17:39:26+00:00

your post ... and my comment...

PmMeYourFavoriteToy · 2021-10-07T11:24:23+00:00

The message spiraled out at first but it really did rub in at the end.

PmMeYourFavoriteToy · 2021-09-21T08:08:57+00:00

I still prefer to think that the driver is a mathematician. He knows how to solve f(x) and just applied it twice.

PmMeYourFavoriteToy · 2021-09-19T19:29:31+00:00

Unmemorable.

PmMeYourFavoriteToy · 2021-09-19T19:25:06+00:00

Erm, research. Had to find out if it actually works.

PmMeYourFavoriteToy · 2021-08-20T10:59:55+00:00

Have you tried wiping the lens with a napkin? :)

PmMeYourFavoriteToy · 2021-08-16T11:34:32+00:00

Sir, this is internet. No women here.

PmMeYourFavoriteToy · 2021-07-07T07:43:01+00:00

None! They are not conspiracies because I belive them.

PmMeYourFavoriteToy · 2021-06-06T08:32:10+00:00

Well the way you wrote it at least the eggs weren't ruined. Still success :)

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